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(252)*** Amanda sets mode: -s <DAL9000> i feel naked now. #2776
(95)<PX_> pc without irc is like a macintosh or something <PX_> (: #2778
(715)<schwack> if there's one thing i hate its everything #2779
(361)<[Fee]> I watch univsion <[Fee]> and galavision <[Fee]> they got nice ass on there sometimes <[Fee]> i dont know what there saying <[Fee]> but ass is univeral #2780
(173)*** loopback was kicked by GoodScrat (GoodScrat) *** loopback (~boh@ppp-134-252.29-151.libero.it) has joined #winprog <loopback> GoodScrat, why did you kick me? <GoodScrat> I didn't mean to, I was clicking on something and my computer froze fora second and then caught up to all the clicks and kicked you <loopback> oh, ok #2785
(575)* iban is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger #2789
(670)<brucet> i pay for my internet access - i pay you to HELP me .. so someone better start to tell me how to do it or i'm going to complain about you to my ISP <brucet> HAHA - you wont call me a lamer when u get sacked by the ISP - i have just wrote an e-mail to them now explaining that you wont help!! #2790
(262)(enojy) next time i post a link, please refrain from clicking it if you are still using a 6-year old method of connecting to the internet #2792
(641)<pupkick> 37? <devinfo> i heard 37 is any 3 digit multiple of 37, when the digits are cyclicly permutated is still divisible by 37, ie: 37*13 = 481, 148/37 = 4, 37*11 = 407, 740/37 = 20, or oddly enough, this works in other bases too... 0x37 * 0x19 = 0x55F. 0xF55 / 0x37 = 0x47, or you sucked 37 dicks? #2793
(909)* FlipMeign is HELLA STRAIGHT * CaliSean is STRAIGHTER <soupking> straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up. #2794
(311)<Viscant> I am proud of having an average sized penis. <Viscant> Little Viscant is 6 3/4 and proud. <Hentai007> i thought 7 was average <tragic> viscant "average" you realize there are 1 billion chinese people <Viscant> tragic: Damn them. #2795
(1310)(Matt^^^) Ok, walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you 20 bucks I can make your tits jiggle without touching them" (Matt^^^) then grab her tits, give her 20 bucks and walk away #2796
(668)(pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it #2802
(256)<[_pitch_]> florida is shaped like a big droopy dick for a reason... #2805
(319)<LrdZombie> So last night my sister comes in and wants to borrow a dvd. She goes "What do you have that I'd like?" and i go, "Well, I got Goonies, Dark Crystal, and Adventures of Baron Munchausen." She goes "I just saw goonies. Which is better, dark crystal or baron munchausen?" <_Shorty> haha <LrdZombie> "Do you want to sleep tonight?" "Yes." *hands her baron munchausen.* <blazemore> tsk tsk.. laughing before the punch line #2809
(420)<k3vil> Hey how did it work out with your(ex)gurlfriend ;) <Mac]{> I think she still wants <Mac]{> I see her every week <Mac]{> :P <k3vil> see == ? <Mac]{> uhh <k3vil> see <k3vil> where.. in bed? :) <Mac]{> see = /invite her #my_room <k3vil> hahaahah <Mac]{> and /op her #bed <Mac]{> and /mode #bed +i <k3vil> haha <Mac]{> :P <k3vil> /msg #ear whore! <Mac]{> haha <k3vil> /part #legs <Mac]{> foreplay = /ctcp her !finger <Mac]{> afterplay = /dcc chat her <k3vil> /join #pussy <k3vil> /whois #stench_from_pussy <Mac]{> heh <Mac]{> /kickban her | /notice her come back next week <k3vil> /query #pussy spermanoids <k3vil> hehehe #2812
(323)<shervin> Am I the only one that thinks Leela, the girl on Futurama, would be really hot if she had 2 eyes? <shervin> i'd bone her if she wore sunglasses #2817
(356)<neck> my arse has fucking fallen asleep again .. <neck> i cant get it up <neck> i mean get up #2819
(303)<neck> i no longer wear tshirts <neck> oh, wtf am i talking about, i have on on as i speak #2820
(327)[Lord-Data] hell, woudlnt mind a girlfriend [Duckarse] ditto [incorrect] there's always ebay #2823
(51)<ThaDragon> =) (= <ThaDragon> =* *= <ThaDragon> =**= <ThaDragon> *ziiiip* <ThaDragon> =) o=u=8 O=< <ThaDragon> *SLAP* <ThaDragon> =/ `o=u=8 <ThaDragon> Thats the story of a man and a woman on the first date. <ThaDragon> =P #2829
(411)<DMC[isje]> i cant even count the number of times i have jerked off while talking to you guys #2830
(509)*** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has joined #cars *** BigCunt is now known as RaMTuFF * bigdick slides into BigCunt *** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has left #cars <shaan> well that doesnt happen everyday #2831
(372)<snag> you know whats funny <snag> im big <snag> but im not that fat <eldee> that's what all fat people say #2832
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