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(1102)<JDigital> Say, how long would 600Mb take to download on a 1.5Mb connection? Lets assume I were to download an entire CD from Pyoko.org. <Zaratustra> DO I LOOK LIKE GETRIGHT TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER #2725
(324)* CanuckSaq screws with people's minds way too much <mindrape> CanuckSaq: you must have a little weewee, cuz i didn't feel you were screwing mine :/ <CanuckSaq> mr: a) I have a gigantic cock, and b) you assume you actually possess a mind #2728
(278)<neutrl> i don't have any tables <mAimZ> da wheels 'o steel... <mAimZ> you should get some... And get all your favorite tunes on LP... It's more fun than 4 hookers and a jimmy hat! <hypr> i highly doubt that #2730
(463)[xite] i hate movies with abrupt endings [xmas_hate] ya i hate when i only download clips of porn too #2731
(248)<Camo> i licked the adhesive on the envelope cuz i thought it would be erotic #2732
(461)<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me <Apathetic> really? <im3t8> but in the end it was just the mouse <Apathetic> maybe that's metaphoric for something <Apathetic> :/ <im3t8> its a microsoft mouse <im3t8> :/ #2735
(275)<snag> i once jerked off in my face, just to see what it was like #2738
(349)<ckx> xmas was fun back before i was blessed with pubes and still had hopes and dreams and such #2742
(427)<hobbes`> I cracked the shits at ppl knocking on my door last night and answered it naked - teach them to ever ask me for money again stupd door spammers #2743
(260)<doctor`> "hallo! i am reeecki marten! sex masheen! i love all the preeety gerls! lets us have secks! constantleee! i am south american sensation! bulging spaniard genitals!" #2744
(263)<Longi> i'm going to go moisturize my testicles. Longi is gone (02:23AM): vitamin wank #2745
(364)<doctorb> i want a microwavable dildo. i'm sick of the cold plastic. #2746
(347)<******> "oh yeah, i got me a 643gb ultradrive, with 23 supermegs of zingram, and i have a 160000 channel cable installed by telstra, a proto router which goes into each of my 16 terminals around my house, and i am having sex while typing this all, and taking copious amounts of drugs aswell." #2752
(264)* aiel wonders why the load on his O2 has passed 3.0 <core> aiel: netscape ? <xL> aiel: I told you VRML pr0n was a bad idea :) #2753
(378)<vman_> wow <vman_> 2 iranians in here <vman_> amazing <vman_> IM NOT A MINORITY ANYMORE U STUPID FUCKS <vman_> HAHA! #2755
(627)<Nick-spy> MY ROOSTER RAN AWAY! SOMEONE GRAB MY COCK! #2757
(527)*** Now talking in #honda *** Topic is '<xessor> anyone know how to make fire come out the tailpipe?' #2760
(325)<evenpar123|Dean> how much is long distance? <Slant> evenpar123|Dean: Depends on your carrier. <evenpar123|Dean> Satan <Slant> 666 cents a minute. #2761
(276)<evenpar123> "I believe" "But how do you know that you exist to believe?" "Becuase I believe I exist to believe" <evenpar123> and so on * evenpar123/#sydvoc is hungry, assuming evenpar123 exists #2765
(441)<Waters> i had a dream about masterbating...thats sad isnt it :( #2767
(1622)*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason) civicsi is jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net * Jason Preston civicsi on #cars civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle civicsi End of /WHOIS list. *** civicsi (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cars <civicsi> uhhh <civicsi> HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME? <Tokae> we are l33t <Darn> haha he hacked you <KK> shutup jason <civicsi> how did you do that? <Tokae> you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line. <KK> Mr Preston <civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts <civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ #2768
(35)*** CHAOS_IS_BLISS (jfdkhglkfd@cdm-66-244-43-tylr.cox-internet.com) Quit (burghcom.fdfnet.net thealamo.fdfnet.net) <nomis_nehc> whoa <nomis_nehc> wtf, all those peepz off at the same time, or what's up? <nomis_nehc> power outagae somewhere maybe? #2770
(252)<VmprHntrD> magic: the gathering of lower lifeforms #2771
(516)<Elfin> Santa Claus broke in through my window last night. <Kashan> did he leave you a new window #2773
(585)<michael-> Complaint : Seller won auction but did not send payment <michael-> Response by mike@soupernova.com - son was killed in a car crash, extremely insensitive and impatient seller