#2647 (740)
<d1giPhux>  ME AND TYL0R WILL HIJACK ALL THEIR CAMELS
<sm0ke>  and crash them into tents
#2648 (462)
<inverse> dick is like the most popular first name for congressmen
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<+Cypherus> what is a splash-screen?
<Nagaika> when your screen falls into the bathtub
#2653 (463)
<asm> SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<mmx> STOP FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2657 (99)
<Confuzion> ok all females: 1) Get in fron of webcam 2) take off shirt 3) focus on boobies 4) *click* 5) /dccsend confuzion boobie.jpg 6) repeat process for bottom portion of body. *note* do not mix up steps please follow corect order. thank you.
#2662 (903)
(CitizenC) You know what I don't understand? Why my bank requires me to have a hardcore, uber-encrypted password so I can see how much I have left to pay on my MasterCard. Fuck... if somebody else wants to access my account and pay it off, be my guest.
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<DTOX> I just spent 20 min arguing with the manager at McDonalds that I gave him a $20 instead of the $10 they thought I gave them.  Finally he gives me a $10 back + change and I go home and find out it really was a $10 I gave them and I'm an asshole.
<DTOX> I drove back and apologized and gave them back the $10 they gave me
<CoMBo> stick it to the man
<DTOX> combo:  I have a fucking job, I don't need to lie at McDonalds to make money you lazy fucking raft nigger
#2666 (1006)
(robb): my father passed away suddenly on thursday, and insted of spending time with him durring his final days i was too busy flooding your gay ass channel cuz you faggots decided to ban me.
#2667 (621)
<eldee> uNF = universal noise of fucking
<BombScare> usually the only thing i hear when im fucking is "who the fuck are you"
#2680 (706)
~ frOsty- giggles.. in a manly, tesrosterone-filled sort of way.
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*** CSGpunk (CSGpunk@dialup-67.25.73.97.Dial1.Raleigh1.Level3.net) has joined #winprog
<CSGpunk> anyone live in raleigh, nc and know where i can get drugs
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*** [ircnic] (ircnic@couldnt.find.condoms.so.I.used.my.leftsock.com) has left #trance
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<PolestaR> nah you can survive short periods
<PolestaR> in space
<PolestaR> but its cold isnt it aswell
<PolestaR> I donno for sure
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<nird> no i would never associate myself with ravers. i listen to intellegent music like nirvana, rush, and tori amos
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(drmatitis) ya, i've graduated from the rockstar mullet to the NASCAR mullet
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<necrofile> i wonder what happens if u put your playlist in your playlist
<DigDug> OMG DON'T!!!!
<DigDug> THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE :D
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(wd) there's like a whole dentist syndrome thing called "mountain dew mouth"
(wd) in which your teeth are just fugly
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(kap) damn im gassy tonight
(kap) too bad eSmell went out of buisness
(kap) i could punish you guys forever
#2706 (256)
(adm) No definitions found for "verio", perhaps you mean:
(adm) SUX
#2707 (558)
(driz) sometimes i bring my mom on irc
(crystalize) whats her nick?
(driz) i usually give her the nick Coupon_Master
(driz) because we're jewish, etc.
#2708 (1044)
(ashke) id like to take someone from the 1950s
(ashke) like some 15 year old kid
(ashke) and show him the internet
(ashke) "GOLLY GEE LOOK AT THAT DONKEY HAVE SEX WITH THAT LADY"
#2713 (357)
(zoo0oop) has anyone ever been known to get frostbite from being in a data center for many hours without a hot drink?
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<Furan> the only 2 types of women that don't bitch and moan are gifs and jpgs
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<MiddleSF2> wow 80 people eh? I thought irc would be closed on x-mas eve ^_^
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<CodeMason> You lack belief in all the thousands/hundreds of thousands of supreme beings that have been believed in at one point or another. So to them you are an atheist.
<Kyonshi> CM is sooo smart ^_^
<CodeMason> Kyo: It feels good to know my statements warrant an anime smilie face.