#228241 (790)
WALLOP shadow:  $ my throat is killing me.. anyone got tips how to reduce the pain?
WALLOP shadow:  $ no, it's not caused by swallowing semen
WALLOP shadow:  $ I don't think swallowing semen would help either
WALLOP shadow:  $ I see.. so honey + lemon + warm milk/water would help
WALLOP shadow:  $ no, I'm not going to mix up any semen with that
WALLOP shadow:  $ I wonder what whiskey + warm milk would taste like
WALLOP shadow:  $ No, I don't think it would taste like semen
WALLOP shadow:  $ FINE! I'll try the semen, so shut up already!
#228303 (247)
<epoch--> crap, getting my license renewed while baked was a bad idea
<epoch--> every time they take my picture for it, i end up looking like a criminal.. this time i look like a stoned criminal
#228441 (161)
Maelstrom III: i think valentines day is ddosing hallmark.com
#228552 (499)
<Typhlosion> In Spanish channels, do they use !list¡ ?
#228590 (990)
<ArnRim83> An issue of Nintendo Power I have, (Issue 16) calls Pilotwings "Flight Club". Another tentative title I guess
<anarchy99> YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FLIGHT CLUB
#228627 (1173)
<Redbeard> I declared my undying love to someone.
<Redbeard> I told her that my love is like the skeleton turtles in Mario.
#228636 (674)
O100111001101111: IRC = comedy Gold
Art of Tanz: did you discover bash?
O100111001101111: negative
O100111001101111: i discovered #Catholic
#228701 (1252)
<`Riku> The new Britney Spears music video is like a softcore porn video
<`Riku> except the music ain't quite as good.
#229041 (160)
<Gin> Cocaine is white
<Gin> Marijuana is green
<Gin> So won't you please be
<Gin> My drug lord queen
<Gin> HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
#229070 (6847)
<pihlopase> Jesus Saves
<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
#229321 (922)
<@amoeba> hey, what's the keyboard shortcut to discard the current buffer in emacs?
<@thatguy> do you have 12 fingers
#229508 (96)
<ravuya> LIBERAL SOCIALIST MOTHERFUCKER PENGUINS ARE GOING TO EAT MY CAPITALISM
#229713 (34)
<VeryMuchS> I have been looking for some fucking old school Are You Afraid Of The Dark
#229863 (555)
* krazy (~krazy@cD9088C66.sdsl.catch.no) Quit (Quit: A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.)
#229921 (479)
<warezfrea> can any1 tell me where I can download GTA Vice city?
<@Conz> buy it, rip it, put up your own ftp, download it
#230283 (523)
<+______Ric> I wonder what would cause a sixteen year old girl to think she could run me.
<+dami> a vagina
#230407 (-959)
[+Makura] did you hear about the Chinese couple that had
[+Makura] > a retarded baby?
[+Makura] They named him Sum Ting Wong
• SeeDee shakes his head
[+TomHung] so a guy walks into a bar with a monkey
[+TomHung] i forget the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore
#230424 (1175)
<Gerard> Damn bitch fuck damn.
<Tom> PG-13 Gerard
<Gerard> Dang gosh golly dang
#230432 (186)
<Kormiic> I think you should reverse one of the letters in your band logo, then you can have an official thumb in the nu-metal market.
#230562 (1174)
(Omorpheus) I think rappers are the noobs of the music world "OMGZ YO I R GANGSTER"
#230727 (583)
[@cwatford] i really do need to write my childrens books
[@cwatford] i plan on scaring children shitless about common programming errors
[@Entrope] "jane thought overrunning buffers was great fun until the exploit monster bit off her head!"
#230775 (47)
<myr> grep me! oh grep me baby!
<myr> run your shells! keep my daemons happy!
<myr> you turn my kernel inside out!
<myr> time to put on the red hat!
<myr> is that a penguin i see sticking out of your pants hun?
<myr> linux geeks having sex
#230794 (712)
<Foobar> i had to deliver something to a business downtown that was next door to EMI Music Canada
<Foobar> i was very tempted to walk in the front lobby, scream "I DOWNLOAD MP3S, BITCHES" and run out
#230936 (2313)
<Nubbers> Is there any listing of the criteria for a bash quote, anyway? Or should I just make a joke combining masturbation, child pornography, racism, and dungeons and dragons...
<Edible> If it has "bash.org" or "nigger" in it, it'll get in.  Watch.
<Edible> Hey, so nigger I nigger with nigger to nigger bash.org nigger bash.org bash.org nigger nigger nigger.
#230953 (864)
<Ged> uh, my big brother has got some girl in his room.. they sound really nasty
<Ged> and her name doesn't end in .jpg
<G0rk> .avi then?
<Ged> indeed, if I can just find my video-cam