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[hehohno] I really swear rev is a music columnist.
[hehohno] You have that bitter, "radiohead is ok, if you like rehashed pink floyd tracks" feel about you.
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<DarkOne> This nightvision effect simply looks as if someone replaced your monitor with a bowl of lime sherbert.
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Geezer_The_Douche: I want a customised Nintendo Powerglove that shoots cancer at people.
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<TCbot>
<TCbot> Q: Dictionary Definitions: Overly dramatic?
<TCbot>
<altariel> female
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<atarax> black people were invented by the government to get rid of the crack
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<lude> Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat.
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<wasted> fuck
<wasted> lol
<wasted> apperantly transparancy can go 100%
<wasted> invisible
<wasted> i have a window somewhere. in my screen.
<wasted> god knows where ;
<sc0tt> LOL
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<+Allahkat> Or say that you heard a rumour about some gays having the female reproductive organs taken out of their dyke friends, and insterted into their ass, so they CAN reproduce.
<+Allahkat> Or something as stupid as that.
<+Allahkat> See how many fall for it.
<@asshat> thats genius
<@asshat> imagine having a uterus in your ass
<@asshat> you could totally poop a kid out
<@bunnieWork> shit a kid.
<@bunnieWork> a shitday instead of a birthday.
<@asshat> then you have the right to call them little shits
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<Gloomster> I'm not white
<Gloomster> I'm rhythmically challenged
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<Chibi-Trekkie> at school, some guy was like
<Chibi-Trekkie> are you going to prom?
<Chibi-Trekkie> and another guy was like PRON!? WHERE
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<QuantumKat> Whitehouse Communications Director Dan Bartlett has admitted that 'applause lines' were written into the President's State of the Union Address of 2004. He went on to say some of the applause was genuine.
<QuantumKat> everybody clap now
<mash|dead> ...
<mikedude> <applause sign lights up>
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<@Sprache> what do you guys know about the company that makes RealPlayer?
<@KtuLi> I'd tell you, but the information is still buffering
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<b1u3> good...admitting your stupidity is the first step to disguising it as charming immaturity.
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<Kyote> What the fuck would a British version of Fight Club be? Two really pale guys calling each other wankers and throwing teabags around?
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<joeman> Rosa Parks is my idol.
<joeman> I, too, refuse to get up out of my seat.
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<Bazz> Every day you give me food, and yet I dont eat. I always stand on four legs. What am I?
<Costilled> Calista Flockhart
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<Tempest> Has anyone seen Passion of the Christ?
<Yuki> I heard the guy playing Jesus was struck by lighting twice while working on the set.
<Mister Mittens> I've heard that as well... And I think someone else on the set was hit by lightning as well... not sure
<Quinton> GOOD MOVIE
<Teal> They weren't hit by lightning. They were smote. There's a difference.
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<[-will-]> damnit
<[-will-]> I cant find my video card
<Excors> Overclock it, then look for the source of the smoke
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<~DuDE~> My sister was driving home today
<~DuDE~> Somebody comited suicide by jumping of a bridge onto the motorway
<~DuDE~> And landed on my sister's bonnet!
<Barnes> Jesus christ that's terrible!
<Barnes> She'll lose her no claims discount on her insurance!
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<David> Finally. It works. My Palm is working.
<schnorks> Now you can hold stuff
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<LukeIsTerrified> R. Kelly says: "Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I'm going through."
<LukeIsTerrified> I love it.
<Brave-o> He believes he can fly.
<Brave-o> Into buildings.
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<@Dogpile> 88. Who recorded "Join Together" in 1972?
<Tback> like who knows these
<@Dogpile> Tback got the answer: the who. In: 2.43 secs. Streak: 1. Current wins 23!
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<jamesd> "... being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed."
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<sheenmaster> jamesd: being an OpenServer or UNIXWare user is like living in a house that hasn't been touched by a carpenter or inspected by an architect in years.  Every morning when you wake up, the neighbor's house is a little better.  You are justing thankful that the floor hasn't fallen out from beneath your bed, cause you know it'll be half a decade before its fixed.
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<sheenmaster> jamesd: being a Windows user is like living is a cheap vegas hotel.  Every morning, you wake up with a new disease.  The floor beneath your bed is likely to fall through at any time, but at least you can burn the hotel down and rebuild it or move to another room.
<jamesd> "Memory is like gasoline. You use it up when you are running. Of course you get it all back when you reboot..."
<jamesd>  -- Actual explanation obtained from the Micro$oft help desk.
<sheenmaster> haha
<sheenmaster> Damn Microsoft for coming up with better jokes than we do!
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<Rendrag> just remember your car actually has to stop at stop signs
<Rendrag> my driving teacher only told me my wheels must stop rotating
<Rendrag> i took her at her word
<Rendrag> and slid it round the corner onto the main street at 60 with all four wheels locked up
<LDM> hahahahahaha, Nice one.
<Rendrag> needless to say i had to sit my test a second time :
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<mrsnazz> I'm a phreaker, you know what I mean, and I flip the little switch on the red box
<mrsnazz> on the redbox, on the redbox yea
<mrsnazz> I'm to elite for my shirt, to elite for my shirt, so elite it hurts
<nickr> on the pay phone, on the payphone
<mrsnazz> yea
<mrsnazz> i play my little tone to the payphone