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* Aryeh`AFK has quit IRC (Quit: [16:12] * ObnoxiousFrog reminds Aryeh that a girl on a gaming clan IRC chan is about as common as a unicorn that pisses gold and farts dreams)
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<gofer-chan> What's the difference between Bill Gate's wife and a computer?
<gofer-chan> A computer doesn't mind taking a 3 1/2 floppy.
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finacosa: yous gots to be KIDDIN yo
finacosa: you best be steppin yall dont want nunna this shit
Nerosan2k: shut you mizzle my fizzle
finacosa: awww now it's on
Nerosan2k: my footizzle will stomp all ova' yo' shizzle, bitchizzle
finacosa: im abouts to blockizzle yo ass
Nerosan2k: i will sizzle yo' shizzile at the big hizzle next monizzile
finacosa: ?
Nerosan2k: the big hizzle, you know, school-izzle
finacosa: hahaizzle
Nerosan2k: lolizzle
finacosa: its like pig latin for dumb people
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<smadge1> Guinness World Records was one site that did consider exactly what they were hosting on the web, and made necessary changes. The record for "Most Individuals Killed In A Terrorist Attack" is 2823 people accord to one page on Guinness' site. Guinness has a feature were you can apply to "Break this record", and this option was placed on every page that contained a record.
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<spyforthemoon> It's a bad sign when you walk into a room with a high school senior girl talking about 'prom' and think "what's she doing with Programable Read Only Memory?"
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<stout> I think smokers invented lighters because smoking makes a person ugly, and they were tired of hearing the same joke all the time:  smoker - "Hey, got a match?"  non-smoker - "Yeah, your face and my butt."
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<stony> i'm sort of distracted at the moment]
<Skip>  getting laid?
<stony> lol no
<Skip>  then you have no excuse
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* ViVa changes topic to 'SELECT boobs FROM under_the_shirt WHERE gender = 'female' AND size > 'enough' AND leftsize = rightsize LIMIT 2;'
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< mf> LeeCHeSSS, i said it before and i'll say it again
< mf> you're too damn serious for the internet
< mf> go read bash.org or something
< mf> ;D
< floris> haha
<+LeeCHeSSS> I seriously dislike bash.org
<+LeeCHeSSS> And why you think I am too serious for the internet is beyond me.
< mf> LeeCHeSSS: you just answered your own question
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<The Monkey>: But my ex girlfriend's dad had one redeeming feature, his wallet
<The Monkey>: More capacious than an elephant's scrotum but just as difficult to get your hands on
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(SuperMarine): i swear to go
(SuperMarine): d
(SuperMarine): if that dog next door dosnt shut up
(SuperMarine): im going to do something bad
(AfroTrance): like complain over irc
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* ian wonders who was responsible for the "stuff that matters" part of the /. slogan ......
<l_oke> ian: I know one thing
<l_oke> ian: he's a pathological liar
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<Cas> I used to enjoy going into Best Buy back in 95, do a search on them for *.exe, *.bat, *.com it always came up with a few thousand
<Cas> drag all of them to the startup folder
<StarManta> ROFL
<Cas> walk away and watch :)
<mystic_1> rofl
<Cas> act innocent
<Cas> always worked for me, they never suspected a girl would do that :)
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<Fawn> OMG
<Fawn> I just found out that my little brother has the hots for the same actress I have the hots for
<AccordionGuy> ACTRESS SANDWICH
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<Cthulhu> What the fuck is up with all the "roses are red" quotes on bash.org?
<Matt> They're cool, that's what...
<Cthulhu> Roses are red, violets are blue, SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING JEW
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<gikmo> ill sell you my sister for a sausage roll and a beer...
<gikmo> would be more, but she's used.
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< kate> wat r u doin ryt now
< Patrick`> Trying not to hunt you down and beat you into a pulp with a dictionary.
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seamus: Monday is President's Day.
seamus: What are YOU going to get YOUR president?
seamus: I'm going to get mine a dictionary and a Clifford the Big Red Dog book.
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<Jackryan2000guy> You know you've played too much soul caliber when you get the sudden urge in the middle of a calculus test to stand up, wave your fist and yell, "Souls! Come to me!"
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<JediDrunkenLlama> YES!
<JediDrunkenLlama> YES YES YES!
<JediDrunkenLlama> score one for the JDL.
<JediDrunkenLlama> I just convinced a telemarketer that I'm female.
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<cheapo> haha, this screen appeared on my windows that said "time before shutdown: 60 seconds"
<cheapo> so i turned the windows clock 2 years backwards and now it says "time before shutdown: 729 days" :D:D
<cheapo> i just love windows :D
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< madsen> Lol, just found this in the /.-comments to the win2k source leak. "Real men don't do backups, they just pack their files into windows_2000_source_code.zip and post them to their website.... with torrent links..."
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<Saltank> I swear, John Kerry looks just like a 70 year old Max Payne.
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* MaianAlien goes to reformat other PC.
<Jerec> It's as if a million files suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
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<GiLtY2> oh god, this program is killing me
* crumpiano fights off program
* GiLtY2 has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<crumpiano> i guess the program got him