#222068 (744)
<ilifin> Crazy idea.
<ilifin> Keanu Reeves as Sauron
<ilifin> Hugo Weaving as Isildur
<ilifin> Keanu: How about I give you the finger.. and you give me back my ring.
#222278 (624)
<Biitchboy> even tho i really like the title of my book
<kibet> which is?
<Donald> "This Book Is Hollow And Contains A Bottle Of Gin"
#222281 (353)
<nyar> ok time to go to work
<simpleton> work?
<simpleton> oh shit
* simpleton &
#222290 (174)
<oz> i wonder if i can get a gentoo as a pet
<oz> they are so cute
<ph1zzle> man, that is cute
<ph1zzle> I wonder what they taste like
#222295 (333)
<Budgie> Opencanvas is a free-for-30-days-and-then-it-breaks program for windows.
<Budgie> unless you pay :(
<RabbitGod> well I think I'll stick to my photoshop 7 with the kazza lite discount
#222311 (282)
<visi-work> what's the hairy stuff in the cat5 cable for?
<BrassMonk> insulation?
<rm> its fur.
#222325 (1130)
<+KrazyKid> is there anything more American than a McDonalds IN a Wal-Mart?
<+JitSpout> little cesars in a kmart
< Overand> KrazyKid: how about someone stealing from the cash register in the mcdonalds in the wal-mark
< Overand> how about snorting coke in the bathroom of the mcdonalds in the walmart
<+awed> haha
< pvah731> hahah
<+KrazyKid> Overand: hmmm.
<+JitSpout> how about snorting coke off a hookers ass in the bathroom of the mcdonalds in the walmart?
< Overand> heh
<+JitSpout> a DEAD hookers ass
<+awed> dead from snorting too much coke off the last hooker's ass
<+JitSpout> with her head in the toilet, getting swirlied
<+awed> CHOCOLATE swirlied
<+JitSpout> ohh baby
< pvah731> how about someone on welfare with 3 kids that wieghs 300 pounds and is wearing a nascar shirt in mcdonalds in a walmart saying "fuck them sand niggers"
#222389 (1615)
<AcidGame> Shit!
<legozrule> What?
<AcidGame> I downloaded an xbox emulator, and when I tried playing a game, it locked up, so I decided to end it.
<legozrule> Then what?
<AcidGame> I accidently clicked 'send error report to microsoft' >_<
#222409 (172)
<VTSquire> stileproject has fucked up my sex life
<ashp> VTSquire can't get hard without pissing in his girlfriends face :(
#222411 (571)
<WilBeDed> Anyone Alive?
<WooShell> no. i am sorry. everyone's dead at the moment. please leave a requiem after the tone.
#222456 (480)
<ClownyMo> Where do you send Jewish kids with ADD?
<Gino> I don't even wanna know this one....
<ClownyMo> Concentration camps!!!
<Gino> Oh how rite i was
#222461 (551)
<PaNTs0r> people who cut themselves
<PaNTs0r> honest to god
<PaNTs0r> what is the point
<PaNTs0r> "oh god i'm so depressed *cut* OOWWWWWW!!!! NOW I'M DEPRESSED AND IN PAIN!!!!!"
#222502 (448)
<BlaZe--> hwo do i produce logs?
<+zrv3tt3|> go to the bathroom
#222549 (1082)
<+commodore_dude> anyone wanna make me a magic 8-ball in java?
<+x24> ask again later
#222555 (606)
<Blake`> Buffalo wants to draw in the film industry.
<Blake`> What the fuck are they gonna film there?
<`Edwin`> Fargo, part 2?
<Blake`> "The Adventures of Nanook the Eskimo"?
<`Edwin`> Call of the Wild?
<Blake`> "Dude, Where's My Economy?"
#222596 (801)
<Keitaro> I think I know where Michael Jackson got the idea to hang his kid over the balcony.
<Keitaro> Lion King.
#222662 (452)
<RLTim> Procrastination is like masturbation; you're only fucking yourself
<Cheshire> Yeah but if procrastination and masturbation were paying jobs, IRC would be full of fucking millionaires.
#222680 (2353)
<Cheshire> I can't afford those plastic things to cover the electric sockets so I just draw bunny faces on the electric outlets to scare the kids away from them...
<RLtim> Newsflash! Kids aren't afraid of bunnies.
<Cheshire> Oh they will be...
#222744 (350)
<kats`awake> sometimes when i masturbate i look up at my hand and say gg
#222940 (893)
<+Ralan> atkins works not because its a good diet, because people who are on it burn so much energy because they can't shut the fuck up about being on atkins
#222987 (993)
<Jadd-Away> MONROE - An employee at the Wal-Mart store off North Telegraph Road died in Mercy Memorial Hospital here yesterday after he was found lying on the store’s floor with head trauma, Monroe County sheriff’s deputies said.
<Jadd-Away> victim of falling prices?
#223120 (814)
BornDead: my dick says straight but it doesnt mean i love the pussy!
BornDead: wait..
BornDead: no
BornDead: other way around
BornDead: OTHER WAY
G13LinK: . . .
G13LinK: I wish there were some tool to measure the amount of respect I lose in you every time you say something...
#223408 (560)
(@WrmSlayer] wow
(@WrmSlayer] american scientists are spending millions of dollars learning to grow monkey sperm inside mice...
(+smilertoo] have they said WHY?
(@WrmSlayer] new product line for mcdonalds
#223524 (1236)
<supremo>hey, i heard somewhere that the size of the cock a woman enjoys is related to the type of sex she likes most
<supremo>chicks who dig giving oral like big cocks, chicks who like regular sex like medium cocks, and chicks who like anal prefer small cocks
<tupperware>so your girlfriend must be into nasal, huh supremo
<supremo>shut up dipshit
#223887 (1378)
<+t4D> man. i think its time to bring the coffee maker into the bedroom
<+ScratXP> You may be moving too  fast
<+ScratXP> take it to a movie first