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(744)<ilifin> Crazy idea. <ilifin> Keanu Reeves as Sauron <ilifin> Hugo Weaving as Isildur <ilifin> Keanu: How about I give you the finger.. and you give me back my ring. #222278
(624)<Biitchboy> even tho i really like the title of my book <kibet> which is? <Donald> "This Book Is Hollow And Contains A Bottle Of Gin" #222281
(353)<nyar> ok time to go to work <simpleton> work? <simpleton> oh shit * simpleton & #222290
(174)<oz> i wonder if i can get a gentoo as a pet <oz> they are so cute <ph1zzle> man, that is cute <ph1zzle> I wonder what they taste like #222295
(333)<Budgie> Opencanvas is a free-for-30-days-and-then-it-breaks program for windows. <Budgie> unless you pay :( <RabbitGod> well I think I'll stick to my photoshop 7 with the kazza lite discount #222311
(282)<visi-work> what's the hairy stuff in the cat5 cable for? <BrassMonk> insulation? <rm> its fur. #222325
(1130)<+KrazyKid> is there anything more American than a McDonalds IN a Wal-Mart? <+JitSpout> little cesars in a kmart < Overand> KrazyKid: how about someone stealing from the cash register in the mcdonalds in the wal-mark < Overand> how about snorting coke in the bathroom of the mcdonalds in the walmart <+awed> haha < pvah731> hahah <+KrazyKid> Overand: hmmm. <+JitSpout> how about snorting coke off a hookers ass in the bathroom of the mcdonalds in the walmart? < Overand> heh <+JitSpout> a DEAD hookers ass <+awed> dead from snorting too much coke off the last hooker's ass <+JitSpout> with her head in the toilet, getting swirlied <+awed> CHOCOLATE swirlied <+JitSpout> ohh baby < pvah731> how about someone on welfare with 3 kids that wieghs 300 pounds and is wearing a nascar shirt in mcdonalds in a walmart saying "fuck them sand niggers" #222389
(1615)<AcidGame> Shit! <legozrule> What? <AcidGame> I downloaded an xbox emulator, and when I tried playing a game, it locked up, so I decided to end it. <legozrule> Then what? <AcidGame> I accidently clicked 'send error report to microsoft' >_< #222409
(172)<VTSquire> stileproject has fucked up my sex life <ashp> VTSquire can't get hard without pissing in his girlfriends face :( #222411
(571)<WilBeDed> Anyone Alive? <WooShell> no. i am sorry. everyone's dead at the moment. please leave a requiem after the tone. #222456
(480)<ClownyMo> Where do you send Jewish kids with ADD? <Gino> I don't even wanna know this one.... <ClownyMo> Concentration camps!!! <Gino> Oh how rite i was #222461
(551)<PaNTs0r> people who cut themselves <PaNTs0r> honest to god <PaNTs0r> what is the point <PaNTs0r> "oh god i'm so depressed *cut* OOWWWWWW!!!! NOW I'M DEPRESSED AND IN PAIN!!!!!" #222502
(448)<BlaZe--> hwo do i produce logs? <+zrv3tt3|> go to the bathroom #222549
(1082)<+commodore_dude> anyone wanna make me a magic 8-ball in java? <+x24> ask again later #222555
(606)<Blake`> Buffalo wants to draw in the film industry. <Blake`> What the fuck are they gonna film there? <`Edwin`> Fargo, part 2? <Blake`> "The Adventures of Nanook the Eskimo"? <`Edwin`> Call of the Wild? <Blake`> "Dude, Where's My Economy?" #222596
(801)<Keitaro> I think I know where Michael Jackson got the idea to hang his kid over the balcony. <Keitaro> Lion King. #222662
(452)<RLTim> Procrastination is like masturbation; you're only fucking yourself <Cheshire> Yeah but if procrastination and masturbation were paying jobs, IRC would be full of fucking millionaires. #222680
(2353)<Cheshire> I can't afford those plastic things to cover the electric sockets so I just draw bunny faces on the electric outlets to scare the kids away from them... <RLtim> Newsflash! Kids aren't afraid of bunnies. <Cheshire> Oh they will be... #222744
(350)<kats`awake> sometimes when i masturbate i look up at my hand and say gg #222940
(893)<+Ralan> atkins works not because its a good diet, because people who are on it burn so much energy because they can't shut the fuck up about being on atkins #222987
(993)<Jadd-Away> MONROE - An employee at the Wal-Mart store off North Telegraph Road died in Mercy Memorial Hospital here yesterday after he was found lying on the stores floor with head trauma, Monroe County sheriffs deputies said. <Jadd-Away> victim of falling prices? #223120
(814)BornDead: my dick says straight but it doesnt mean i love the pussy! BornDead: wait.. BornDead: no BornDead: other way around BornDead: OTHER WAY G13LinK: . . . G13LinK: I wish there were some tool to measure the amount of respect I lose in you every time you say something... #223408
(560)(@WrmSlayer] wow (@WrmSlayer] american scientists are spending millions of dollars learning to grow monkey sperm inside mice... (+smilertoo] have they said WHY? (@WrmSlayer] new product line for mcdonalds #223524
(1236)<supremo>hey, i heard somewhere that the size of the cock a woman enjoys is related to the type of sex she likes most <supremo>chicks who dig giving oral like big cocks, chicks who like regular sex like medium cocks, and chicks who like anal prefer small cocks <tupperware>so your girlfriend must be into nasal, huh supremo <supremo>shut up dipshit #223887
(1378)<+t4D> man. i think its time to bring the coffee maker into the bedroom <+ScratXP> You may be moving too fast <+ScratXP> take it to a movie first