#217183 (1420)
zadijan:  CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION. As of May 2001, Viagra will only be available through chemists by its chemical name. So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN. Thank you.
zadijan:  ... OH MY GOD
zadijan:  THAT WAS THE BEST EMAIL I EVER RECEIVED
zadijan:  EVER
#217209 (864)
EiNHaNdeR MK II> you know that term "If you were my homework, i would be doing you on the desk right now"
EiNHaNdeR MK II> i changed it to "If you were my homework, my dog would be eating you right now"
EiNHaNdeR MK II> i was slapped by this fat chick in class when i said it
#217251 (514)
<Binkster> since I started using OpenBSD... I went from six to eight inches!
<BSDuser> stop lying and your nose will get back to normal
#217286 (303)
Ifonlyiwerecool: we're supposed to make a program for java, and it has to get the highest # out of a set
Ifonlyiwerecool: and we're supposed to name the program 'getHigh'
#217287 (1598)
Holy Man: Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus
THe Monkey: Are they gonna call it 'Mass Transit'?
Holy Man: smartass
#217388 (784)
>>> join/#php: jbc [jbc@p129-tnt5.syd.ihug.com.au]
< haazard> do you know php?
< jbc> no, this is a drugs channel
< jbc> we used to be #pcp
< jbc> but we all forgot how to spell it
#217416 (772)
<ShatnersBassoon>Ouch.  Just been to the toilet for a poo, and I decided to do a bit of a dangleberry-tidy.  Suffice it to say I'm now several bumhairs lighter.
<Kenny>That's probably more information that I needed.
<Kenny>"than"
<Kenny>fuck
#217425 (6833)
<Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked :)
<Fireslide> *this
* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (12‹61912›)
#217447 (344)
DShadow_: I don't have any use for floppies now.
DShadow_: Though I've still got a ton in my closet
twist: better archive them to cdr before they rot
DShadow_: Most of them I did.
twist: (then archive those to dvd-r before they rot)
LafinJack: and archive *those* to MTRs
LafinJack: ack, i'm not supposed to talk about that :o
DShadow_: LafinJack: MTR?
LafinJack: shh, you didn't hear me say that
#217453 (9291)
<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...
#217478 (439)
<Zero> in the summer my friend was chipping golf balls
<Zero> one ball went on my other neighbours yard
<Zero> chased him with a pitch fork
<Zero> honest to god
<Zero> a pitch fork
#217584 (639)
<+mR_sCaRy> start killing stuff in task manager
*** seeen (seeen@CPE00055dea8987-CM0010954a5bde.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has left IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<+mR_sCaRy> not that one :P
#217604 (936)
< jgaddis> know what's funny?
< jgaddis> -r-xr-xr-x  2 root  wheel  85740 Oct 30 06:36 /usr/bin/less
< jgaddis> -r-xr-xr-x  2 root  wheel  85740 Oct 30 06:36 /usr/bin/more
<@LeBear> A green tapdancing kangaroo!
< jgaddis> more is really less
<@LeBear> jgaddis: more or less, of course
< patrickT> so less IS more! :)
<@SpamapS> less is not more, less is more than more
< jgaddis> less isn't more
< jgaddis> more is less
<@LeBear> SpamapS: how much more is less more than more?
<@SpamapS> no, more is less than less.
< themaxxz> less is indeed more
<@SpamapS> LeBear: more tha more is less than less.
<@LeBear> SpamapS: you mean less is more more than more is less less?
<@SpamapS> LeBear: more or less
#217728 (417)
<Onux> [Onux PING reply]: 2mins 48secs
<Onux> =(
<rich> man
<rich> i could probably drive out to you
<rich> say something
<rich> and drive back to peoria
<rich> and it'd be faster than if i typed it here
#217754 (523)
[scratchme] Cris, you ever smell moth balls before?
[scratchme] ;)
[PaC] scratchme: Smell is understatement. I've had them put in my mouth when I was younger.
[scratchme] PaC, how did you get their little legs apart?
#217761 (463)
DinjackPD: so I'm studying for my history final
DinjackPD: And there's this old WW2 propaganda poster
DinjackPD: Of this guy driving along alone with an outline of hitler next to him
DinjackPD: And the title is
DinjackPD: 'WHEN YOU RIDE ALONE, YOU RIDE WITH HITLER!'
DinjackPD: isn't that contradicting?
Jahman98: hahahahah
Jahman98: yeah
Jahman98: that's great stuff
DinjackPD: 'When you ride alone, you ride ALONE, however you do use up valuable gas that is intended for the war effort and thus make it easier for the Nazis to win. You Jew hating BASTARD.'
#217770 (1642)
<DoesNotExist> HAHAHAH. HAMLET THE TEXT ADVENTURE.
<doughnut> DUDE.
<Zinger> You have two options.
<Zinger> 1) Be.
<Zinger> 2) Not be.
<doughnut> hahahaha
<Gohanmastaflex> haha
#217923 (788)
[RJoeFish] hmmm
[RJoeFish] my mom forwarded me something called 'Who's your daddy?', this can't be good
#218036 (591)
* FL|Oz has joined #gamesnet
<FL|Oz> OH LEET
<FL|Oz> i am not banned anymore
* [29thFC]Sgt1c-Killa has joined #gamesnet
<[29thFC]Sgt1c-Killa> YAY
<FL|Oz> were u banned too?
<[29thFC]Sgt1c-Killa> no i forgot how to use mIRC
#218099 (280)
[+Silus]: is there anywhere you can fix graphics cards ? Pm me plz
[@foulkesaway]: what u mean 'fix'
[@madmk]: like.. he snapped it in-half and needs some special graphics-card glue
#218178 (604)
<BMPthePNG> haha
<BMPthePNG> I put on smashing live and my cat laid down and purred
<BMPthePNG> so I thought 'hmmm' and put on System of a down
<BMPthePNG> she went and attacked the dog
#218182 (1748)
<WickedClown> well one night after sex i was lazy and left the condom on the floor till morning
<WickedClown> her dog ate it
<WickedClown> and her dad found it hanging from the dogs butt the next day
#218187 (223)
<Aglandiir> All you have to do is have a huge amount of energy
<Aglandiir> etc.
<Aglandiir> you can make a l33t food replicator
<+Bayonetto> I must admit
<Aeriana> But I want n3rd to DCC me food everyday.
<Aeriana> ;)
<+Bayonetto> I'd rather be able to fire myself to the coast or something.
<+Triskelios> but you're cooking it...
<+Triskelios> =P
<Aeriana> No, I'm too lazy.
<+Arty2> you'll download it through kazaa
<+Triskelios> haha
<+Triskelios> pirated food
<Aeriana> Then they'd be suing you for copyrights.
<+Bayonetto> illegaly shared pizza.
<Aglandiir> It would be dummy food
<+Arty2> cracks for pasta
<+Triskelios> free KFC for everyone
<Aglandiir> it wouldn't be a burger
<Aglandiir> it would be a photo of Madonna screaming at you
<Aglandiir> YOU BTCH WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY FOOD
#218267 (846)
<@Majistic> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 39 is:
<@Majistic>            (Geography) What is the basic unit of currency for Syria ?
<MEBKlaymen> children
<evol> women
#218295 (436)
<Foobar> stealth hacking? i am about as stealthy as a pregnant elephant on crack.