#218315 (2371)
<oliciv> Roses are red,
<oliciv> violets are blue,
<oliciv> badger badger badger,
<oliciv> badger badger mushroom
#218462 (433)
[CaSiNo] wtf is the trivia game?
[Hellz] type /wuit to start it
::: quit: (Hellz) (Quit: &#8212;I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n&#8212; 2.0 Build 3515)
#218569 (1131)
<[GSF]Pyronus> CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL
#218575 (147)
<D-FENZ> anyone know how much you can overclock the 2500xp before shit happnes
<Moonman> if u smell burning....then i'd slow down :P
<Malthius> sounds like sex really
#218577 (770)
<dngnand> Never tell your hairdresser "Make me look like a porn star!"
<nick> espeically without specifying what gender or what decade
#218850 (210)
<fiz> I'm touching my hard drive right now
<fiz> adjusting the pins
<Khazwerk> mmm
<fiz> spinning up my disk
<fiz> s
<Khazwerk> what jumper position is it set at?  tell me *slowly*
<fiz> READING/WRITING
<fiz> READR
<fiz> READ
<fiz> READ
<fiz> WRITE
<fiz> whew
<FengWork> that was quick.
<fiz> yeah, my seek time rocks
<fiz> spins down
#218865 (602)
<Macavity> Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poems write you.
<Costilled> next time please just link the bash quote
<|Wolf|> my ass is red, my balls are blue, you read bash.org, I DO TOO!
#219069 (710)
<jesus_X> Back in high school, I was fueding with this football phag, because I boinked his sister, then broke up with her. In the middle of english class, he starts making noises calling me gay, fag, etc.
<jesus_X> So, after 15 minutes of it, and him not listening to the teacher to shut up, I got him good.
<jesus_X> I turned around, looked him dead in the eye, and said:
<jesus_X> You didn't have any complaints last night!
<jesus_X> He NEVER spoke to me again.
#219186 (833)
* Ardham refuses to put flamable objects in close proximity to his manhood.... though it may have prevented the 3 kids he has now.
<Tierrie_> Its not too late to put flamable objects near your kids
#219349 (1593)
<myliw0rk> There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.
<myliw0rk> This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
#219380 (1901)
Sushispook: so we're swapping out all these old pc's with newer ones
Sushispook: and we're stacking them up in piles in the cube next to me
Sushispook: and all the old ones have various notes on them, since some have been pillaged for parts
Sushispook: i go into the cube to talk to the rentatech and see how he's doing, and i lean up against the cube
Sushispook: and i end up walking out with one of those notes stuck to my ass
Sushispook: and just try and guess what that note said
Sushispook: NEEDS HARD DRIVE
Sushispook: right on my ass
#219418 (340)
* Avatar-X gives kris a colourful gift box with question marks and tux's printed all over. "Open it!"
* Kris looks around nervously and slowly opens it
<Avatar-X> it's empty!
<Avatar-X> the box represents what an open-source linux programmer makes in a year :)
#219421 (368)
<Lunaris> In Taiwan, A Sperm Whale Suddenly exploded in the streets
<Lunaris> according to my newspaper
<Stiletto> I heard something about that
<Stiletto> I wish I had been there
<Lunaris> theres blood and guts everywhere...
<Stiletto> That would have fuckin ruled to see
<Lunaris> yuck...
<Thalamasa> ....
<Thalamasa> So wait
<Thalamasa> So there's this sperm whale
<Stiletto> "Dude that fuckin whale just exploded!"
<Thalamasa> In the streets
<Thalamasa> And it just exploded
<Thalamasa> Out of nowhere
<Stiletto> It was being hauled
<mia> LMFAO
<Stiletto> To a science lab
<Thalamasa> Okay
<Lunaris> it was being carried on a flatbed
<Thalamasa> So
<Thalamasa> yeah
<Stiletto> And internal pressure caused it to combust
<Stiletto> Sperm whale isn't meant to be anywhere except water
<Lunaris> and BOOM!!
<Stiletto> I can explain more if you like
<Lunaris> OMG...
<Flession> now they gotta clean up all the sperm
<Thalamasa> ...
<Lunaris> I am never going to that site again
<Thalamasa> Look
<Lunaris> ugh...
<Lunaris> ...
<Stiletto> Why?
<Thalamasa> Thank you for turning a whale exploding
<Thalamasa> into a bukkake fest
<Flession> I try
#219422 (102)
<DaedalusX> most constipation is where your ass muscles have had it tho :P
<Nigelenki> x.o
<Nigelenki> that's gonna happen to me one day
<Nigelenki> my ass is gonna just give out from the stress
<DaedalusX> heheheh
<DaedalusX> Elvis died straining on the toilet :P
<Nigelenki> o.o;
<DaedalusX> in case you didn't know
<Nigelenki> i was referring to things going in more than coming out.
#219428 (394)
<Arsonic> steam, steam, the magical fruit. the more you play the more you reboot
#219469 (335)
<JtotheB> ( o  Y  o )
<Yosho> o.o
<Nazi[Genocide]> I wonder if anyone's ever gotten off to ascii pr0n, like in the 80's
<JtotheB> Way ahead of you.
#219514 (458)
<ProAlias> re
<ProAlias> phew
<ProAlias> time flies when you're playing Desert Combat
<ProAlias> no wonder the americans are stuck in Iraq
<Jeedo> lol
#219548 (1611)
<Snoody> Banky, are you still a virgin?
<Banky> Ask your mom.
<Snoody> She said yes.
#219566 (233)
(@Josh) do you know where your children are
(~cypher) in the bottom of the sock on the floor
(@equin0x) ..
(@Josh) for your mother to find?
! @Josh thinks his mom caught him a few times
(~cypher) its not going to clean itself :S
#219577 (1712)
<Ich> Why are you hosting on port 666?
<Texasdex> just for the hell of it
#219647 (900)
<Bushido> But I suppose a goth chick at KFC would be just as funny.
<Scarab> "Is your crispy chicken as crisp as dead leaves swaying from the gallows of skeletal wooden claws hewn from their withered arms by jagged-fanged steel?" "Nah, but it's pretty damn crunchy." "I accept."
#219686 (516)
<harlequin> shut the fuck up
<harlequin> all of you make me fucking sick
<JewBagel> Im sorry
<harlequin> what has irc become
<JewBagel> ...I like bacon if that helps at all.
#219761 (429)
<Tremolo> They tried to shove Christianity down my throat
<Zenith> That's not where you're supposed to *shove* Christianity!  Look at the priests!  They know what they're doing.
#220697 (354)
<Drewtetz> new internet pickup line! "Girl, you're so hot your file extension should be .fap!"
#220832 (653)
<deophite> HOLLAND, Michigan (AP) -- Tacking Jr. or II onto a boy's name is too common, a new father decided, so the self-described engineering geek took a software approach to naming his newborn son.
<deophite> Jon Blake Cusack talked his wife, Jamie, into naming their son Jon Blake Cusack 2.0.
<Yale> nice ;x
<Craisin> haha
<Craisin> when he learns to walk, 2.1