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(205)<Loki> A mammal that lays eggs, is the ultimate breakfast dish. #215254
(630)<xtal> Uh <xtal> uh <xtal> uh <xtal> uh? <Mazca> stop masturbating quizzically. #215287
(397)<djlaptop> could God write a program that's so intensive that his cpu couldn't run it? #215341
(563)<Tim> Well it tastes gay. <Gerard> How do you know what "gay" tastes like? #215376
(744)<chrisj> american kids are all "oh gee mom I didn't mean to take a tip of dads bud light while he wasn't looking. i'll never get drunk again, I swear" <chrisj> and australian kids are all <chrisj> "AHH CHEERS CUNTS, GIVE US A SQUIRT FROM YOUR GOON BAG, DAD... AHHH CHEERS CUNT" #215386
(339)<Marasmus> So I was listening to a comedian who was talking about the Queen of England being attractive when she was young. <Shae> Erm.. okay... <Marasmus> And that some guys would talk about her, you know, the lewd way guys do about celebrities. <Marasmus> And some of the guys would go further than that... and I thought, it must be very strange... <Marasmus> masturbating to pocket change. #215568
(467)<moira> community name should be unique over all categories, sucks <happy> you can't delete communities <moira> sure you can <moira> ask hitler #215581
(258)<akcom> leeach, how'd you get so leet? <leeach> years and years of masturbation in pantyhose. #215611
(795)Eros: I'm going to shave off all the hair on my body and go running down my street screaming about how aerodynamic I am. #215623
(1564)<Eticam> I work at a computershop <Eticam> And you don't wanna know how f***in' STUPID some customers are <Eticam> I get questions like: <Eticam> "What is better, a scanner or printer?" <Eticam> "I'm looking for a serious mouse" <Eticam> "My internet doesn't work" "What kind of connection do you have?" "Windows XP" <Eticam> "The mouse you sold me is incomplete" "Ma'am, it's meant to have no cable" <Eticam> I even had a customer who brought his pc for technical service <Eticam> "My dog humped the pc and had an orgasm in the power supply, and it short circuited" "how's the dog?" "Don't know, my wife took him to the vet" <Eticam> really, one day I'm gonna shoot myself in front of a customer.... #215638
(1458)<rosonowski> Hah! I love slashdot sometimes. <rosonowski> You know the old manta "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity?" <rosonowski> Someone replied to it "If you know of a better way to make more virgins, I'd like to hear it." #215693
(393)<Lyrai> What's the difference between Slow Motion and Bullet Time? <Lyrai> About $100 Million. #215770
(709)<Indogutsu> I once got an e-mail from the former prince of Niger. <Chocoboko> What did he want? <Indogutsu> To know if I was interested in increasing my penis size. #216142
(1745)<Fabrice> GNAW ON NO WANG. <Fabrice> This message brought to you by the Society of Lesbians for Palindrome Advancement #216166
(1692)* Entoutcas has quit IRC (Quit: And the Lord said unto John; Come forth and receive eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster...) #216542
(11)<b1u3> in france they call it "irque with cheese" #216626
(717)* Charles wakes up. Dammit, I can't even get laid in my own dreams. ;_; <Charles> My dream was just about meeting some girl who was willing to sex me up, and then two weeks worth of meeting up in various places to do so and getting interrupted and sidetracked for various reasons. <Mads> Oooh, oooh, go on, do go on! <Charles> Sex at my house? Parents come home. Sex at the mall bathroom? Security guard breaks it up. Sex in the woods? Attacked by wolves. Sex in a cottege in the woods? A witch lives there. <Mads> ... <Mads> That's the weirdest fucking datesim ever, mate. #216775
(488)<Wolfie_Fox> someone should make a song about ping timeout's <Man1c-M0g> look at the badger badger flash, replace badger with 'ping', mushroom with 'timeout', and snake with 'netsplit', and theres your song wolfie. #216818
(743)<+usrbingeek> NBC has announced it will air a three-episode marathon of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy opposite the Super Bowl on February 1st. <+usrbingeek> So, if you get tired of watching a bunch of buff, sweaty men in uniforms patting each other on the ass and bending over to pass something between their legs, you now have the choice of watching something really gay. #216831
(1001)<Volt9000> WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS PUBES ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD?! <FunG> you coughed? #216859
(99)<LEPREHAUN> does anyone knows how backups are done in offices? <Dazzlemar> slight of hand and mirrors #216908
(558)<Pedingto> I find this job can be real hell at times. <Pedingto> When this UBER-FIT woman came in <Pedingto> and purchased many packs of condoms. <Pedingto> I so wanted to ask her if she heard our try before you buy policy >:) <Etheria_Dawn> LOL! #216963
(1440)<billiam> crap... some one knocked over my recycle bin... there's icons all over my desktop... #217067
(445)<Pocket_Sized_Jesus> aw shit. <Pocket_Sized_Jesus> i was deleteing some files <Pocket_Sized_Jesus> and i sneezed <Pocket_Sized_Jesus> and deleted an entire tree #217123
(631)<Yak|Sleep> One day <Yak|Sleep> The stupidity of the world will implode on itself <Yak|Sleep> Taking the universe with it <Trufant> i shall live on mars by then <WhiTey-FU> can't wait. <Yak|Sleep> Congratulations <Yak|Sleep> You officially are one of those to contribute to the implosion