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(347)<Saddam_Hussein> This room is being too fucking hateful. #214361
(124)<masterchain> go away crimson... <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> Actually I will <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> As soon as I finish configuring Windows. <masterchain> uncheck the "jewish" box <masterchain> and it'll work fine <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> lol <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> The thing is <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> What's doing the problem <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> Is the Hebrew settings <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> ... #214363
(682)<@Mister_IQ> you ever watch Who's Line is it Anyway? <@Axiom> of course <@Mister_IQ> They have the contest where they have to make every single line a double entendre... <@Mister_IQ> If you know what I mean... <@Mister_IQ> I love that <@Axiom> sounds really hard. #214384
(442)<Heem> [entropy], have you ever heard of WiFi? <[entropy]> I don't listen to techno #214440
(544)<Petersen> damnit <Petersen> i just stood on a 512meg dimm <Petersen> anyone wanna buy a pair of half length dimms? 256meg each #214476
(210)<@ImmenseMalevolentCanisLupis> Linux is like a pair of boxers without the tag cut off. So free but so uncomfortable. #214481
(59)* AquaJew2 is now known as AquaJew <Allvah> JewTwo? <AquaJew> Yea, like MewTwo, but Jewish <LordRed> Basically, jewtwo's main attack is he lies to your boss about finding a hair in his soup so you get fired and he gets a five dollar off coupon #214502
(969)<Novasol> heh, I was looking for an emulation site the other day.... and I was using AvantBrowser, which has a built in popup blocker... <Novasol> AvantBrowser makes a sound when it blocks a popup... <Novasol> I swear, I went to one site and it played the tune to funky town #214557
(1099)* HowardDean has joined #politics <HowardDean> yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #214581
(406)<Thund3r> I just thought of something ... since its year of the monkey does that mean GW Bush will get re-elected? #214609
(82)<torgofan720> I'm still planning on having a love child with LaggedyAnne by mailing her a vial of sperm frozen in a bag of freezer veggies <torgofan720> Gonna name the kid Greenbean #214794
(809)[brs`IRC]: Amish girls are incredibly sexual. [brs`IRC]: You've never had a handjob until you've had one from a girl who [brs`IRC]: works a butter churn all day. #214810
(9575)<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle? <sparks> My you're looking "acute" today <Fulgore> fuck you #214827
(571)<Amici|Kitty> 666 is the number of the beast ;P <momo8D> 6667 is the number of you losing whatever social life you might have had. #214929
(205)<LordStan> Jed, why can't you have a fake man that has a magical motor that drives a series of gears and what-not to make a robot? <Jedisar> LordStan: Because he's busy starring in a new FF game. <LordStan> I would say something sarcastic to that, but chances are you're right. #214954
(437)<RapidX> Hey, was wondering... when buying a fan.. how do you determine if the fan is a fan that blows in air or blows out? #215003
(1603)<Lan_> my iq is a range of 145-178 <kender> is that in kelvin? #215017
(152)< enclaved> apple has apparently made up for its stupid miniipod < hangman> what'd it do? < enclaved> superbowl ads featuring people the riaa sued < enclaved> its pepsis ad for the free songs < enclaved> but, apple makes it posssible. < RageFury> enclaved: So it's gonna pan the camera around everyone in the stadium? < enclaved> heh < enclaved> they didn't sue that many people... < RageFury> WELL, Too bad that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers didn't get into the superbowl, or else they can pan the camera around the team and accuse them of being...pirates. #215028
(948)<RedRaptor> I am the terror that flaps in the night <Fruit> ......XXXL womens underwear on a clothes line? #215032
(142)<[CNI]Smy> k now that i just relized that those were like $200 headphones <[CNI]Smy> i am gona go out and buy some glue <[CNI]Smy> and fix em <[CNI]Goose> get crazy glue, it can even glue your arm back on, U can use it for emergency surgery in the field.... <[CNI]Smy> no i cant <[CNI]Smy> cuz then i will have the urge to cut my dogs legs off and try to glue them back on. #215052
(459)* Patrick listens to chopin and strokes his axe... one day, I'm going to get a girl, or most of one. #215067
(594)<JtotheB> and i think i need to start wearing pants when i climb that tree in your yard <Shiv_DFA> you found the boobytraps, did you? <JtotheB> i got a shuriken in my scrotum <JtotheB> you tell me #215069
(269)<JtotheB> it's a fact that you have to deal with sooner or later <JtotheB> the latent homosexuality involved with masturbating #215117
(858)<bobby> I like you, Krayzie. You represent everything stereotypical and depthless about today's gay youth. <KrayzieWolF> well im acually bi #215170
(-68)ResaiHawking: I don't have a library card, baby, but can I check you out?