#213229 (93)
<The_Spaniard> The only good part of American Idol is laughing at the auditions
<The_Spaniard> Ha ha girl fliping out
<The_Spaniard> girl lost 80 pounds and was told she sucked
<[P]aradox> Spaniard, she does suck... only difference is, now she spits instead of swallowing.
#213250 (2)
<Asty> Tub Girl: "Well, shit."
#213271 (155)
Tiger28070: see, women were just men that stayed in the cold too long
#213275 (359)
<+MrKite> ah, no more obvious sign of intense boredom than taking a bendy figure of Mickey Mouse and making it look like he's pointing at his crotch
#213280 (1297)
[@flu1d`]: i wanna fuck a deaf girl
[@tomato]: thats kinda sick
[@flu1d`]: so i can hear her go "woaoaaaaaarrrrrr"
[@pitchblende]: hah
[@flu1d`]: like a wookie
[@tomato]: lol wtf
#213317 (32)
<brenty|Away> I have to get my afro cut tommorow. Im sad.
<Spitty> brent is my personal hero
<Spitty> YOU HAVE AN AFRO YOU HOMO!?!?!
<Spitty> k, brent is not my hero anymore
<Icez> if he was a superhero, he would be afro ass basher
<Spitty> its now........Sivart
<brenty|Away> You just asked me for a kiss, why are you calling me a homo?
<Spitty> .....um....LOOK OVER THERE!
<Icez> brent, he thinks if you kiss him he will be turn strait
<Siv{SoSeksi}> I have hair half way to my butt Spitty
<DragonD> didnt need to know that Siv...
<Spitty> yeah, but not a fro
<Siv{SoSeksi}> true
<brenty|Away> You will show respect to the fro.
<Siv{SoSeksi}> DragonD, you asked if I trimmed my pubic hair in PM 5 mintues ago :S
<Spitty> is it really a fro? or just a gathering of hair?
<Icez> you a black guy brent??
<Icez> do you have soul?
<brenty|Away> African American dude,
<Spitty> oh yeha, yur black....today...
<Icez> I see, so, your from africa?
<brenty|Away> Detroit. Close enough.
<brenty|Away> Im waiting for my reperations so I can buy a wife.
#213367 (297)
<Pr|muS> (H|J|nX)  BBS Warez?
<Pr|muS> (H|J|nX)  What do you have BBS related?
<hydro> wtf is be back soon warez
#213386 (371)
<Bunge> The Clinton administration created a $300 billion surplus, in a few years the Bush administration has turned that into a $400 billion deficit, mostly spent on "the war on terror"
<Bunge> and they claim that is good financial management?
<Bunge> they are a bunch of cnuts
<Kormiic> At least now I'm not terrified...
<Kormiic> Oh... wait...
#213397 (750)
<Gizmog> I ever tell you guys about my trip to the beach?
<Gizmog> Long story short: I scored.
<Inferior_Minion> A touchdown????
<Gizmog> Kinda. :P
<Gizmog> She took off her bikini
<Gizmog> And I touched her on down.
<Inferior_Minion> 2 hand touch or full contact
<Inferior_Minion> ??
<Gizmog> Let me put it this way:
<Gizmog> I sacked her
<Gizmog> And pretty soon, she was behind the line of scrimmage
<Inferior_Minion> Did she ask for her quarter back?
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<SCarfAcE> Russia has sent in the army to bolster a week-long struggle to rescue 10 tons of beer trapped under Siberian ice, Itar-Tass news agency said Tuesday. A lorry carrying the beer sank when trying to cross the frozen Irtysh river, and a rescue team of six divers, 10 workers and a modified T-72 tank from the emergencies ministry have so far failed to save the load.
<SCarfAcE> now that's a great allocation of resources!
<Abstruse> scar: And all we had to get that baby out of the well were firefighters with Vasoline.
#213425 (1318)
<Ded`work> "Roses are red, violets are blue, all of my base, are belong to you"...heh, cute
<Ded`work> a geek valetine poem
<Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF
<phillys> rofl
#213586 (1711)
<BlastuR> i'm new to C++ (and C), and I want to learn C++. I've got Visual C++. It seems to me that a lot of stuff compiles even if you mix C and C++ code.. is there any way I can set the compiler in strict C++ mode, I don't want to learn C/C++ mix mode ;)
<qDotWork> BlastuR: You need a segregating compiler
<qDotWork> I think the KKK has one on their website.
<qDotWork> Also, name your functions things like "NoCHere" and "CGoHome" and "CIsTheImpureRace", to let C know that you'll have none of it around.
<qDotWork> I'm actually working some concentration camps for C right now.
* qDotWork is now known as CppHitler
<kewk> BlastuR, you can't compile only C++, as C and C++ overlap a lot.
<CppHitler> NEIN
<CppHitler> DAS C++ IST DIE ABSCHLIEßENDE LöSUNG
<cynic_X_> HEIL
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<Tiedyeguy> ok this DJ has a wierd sense of humor... "Campus police is sending out a warning about a prowler around the university... And now something on my personal playlist" *plays AC/DC - Night Prowler*
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<fr3ak-> atleast when you lose your virginity you will still have the box it came in
#213712 (38)
<dFYNE> Geography of a Man
<dFYNE> A man is like Iraq, ruled by a dick.
#213719 (-47)
<wshs> on @*:TEXT:*allah*:#:kb $nick terrorist!
#213722 (279)
<dizdaz89> my mom is getting a new matress...so I have to go soon
#213749 (1196)
<dream|away> Harry Potter's hot.
<dream|away> And every book he gets closer to legal age.  Oooooh yeahhhh.
<dream|away> ...
<dream|away> Someone else say something.
#213926 (480)
<IceToad> anyone listen to the state of the union?
<IceToad> some of his statements confused me
<Syntacs> IceToad: Don't worry, he felt the same way.
#213946 (516)
<nomad> im getting supermassive black holes
<nomad> woohooooooooooooo!
<nutkase> i saw a porn with that title
<nomad> yeah right
<nutkase> but i think it might have been submissive black hoes
#213947 (1076)
<Burn132> How do I make it so that I can hear you guys talk and not just see the captions???
#214115 (1385)
<@j0nkatz> jwbozzy: I have an audi out port on my cd player in my car.
<@j0nkatz> audio
<nukle> heh.
<nukle> fordian slip.
#214183 (39)
<Camper_Bob> What would jesus do?
<Milo> Altar Boys.....
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<rastakid> Which one shouldn't be there: rape - monopoly - incest ?
<seal> Monopoly?
<rastakid> Wrong! Rape, because it's not a family game.
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<+Quantsini> when i say the word "ramen" what words come to mind?
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<@[Polynomial]> instant
<ph4tkid> ninja
<+Zanshi> porn
<Ikari> instant ninja porn?!?! WHERE???!?!
<+Quantsini> ...