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(93)<The_Spaniard> The only good part of American Idol is laughing at the auditions <The_Spaniard> Ha ha girl fliping out <The_Spaniard> girl lost 80 pounds and was told she sucked <[P]aradox> Spaniard, she does suck... only difference is, now she spits instead of swallowing. #213250
(2)<Asty> Tub Girl: "Well, shit." #213271
(155)Tiger28070: see, women were just men that stayed in the cold too long #213275
(359)<+MrKite> ah, no more obvious sign of intense boredom than taking a bendy figure of Mickey Mouse and making it look like he's pointing at his crotch #213280
(1297)[@flu1d`]: i wanna fuck a deaf girl [@tomato]: thats kinda sick [@flu1d`]: so i can hear her go "woaoaaaaaarrrrrr" [@pitchblende]: hah [@flu1d`]: like a wookie [@tomato]: lol wtf #213317
(32)<brenty|Away> I have to get my afro cut tommorow. Im sad. <Spitty> brent is my personal hero <Spitty> YOU HAVE AN AFRO YOU HOMO!?!?! <Spitty> k, brent is not my hero anymore <Icez> if he was a superhero, he would be afro ass basher <Spitty> its now........Sivart <brenty|Away> You just asked me for a kiss, why are you calling me a homo? <Spitty> .....um....LOOK OVER THERE! <Icez> brent, he thinks if you kiss him he will be turn strait <Siv{SoSeksi}> I have hair half way to my butt Spitty <DragonD> didnt need to know that Siv... <Spitty> yeah, but not a fro <Siv{SoSeksi}> true <brenty|Away> You will show respect to the fro. <Siv{SoSeksi}> DragonD, you asked if I trimmed my pubic hair in PM 5 mintues ago :S <Spitty> is it really a fro? or just a gathering of hair? <Icez> you a black guy brent?? <Icez> do you have soul? <brenty|Away> African American dude, <Spitty> oh yeha, yur black....today... <Icez> I see, so, your from africa? <brenty|Away> Detroit. Close enough. <brenty|Away> Im waiting for my reperations so I can buy a wife. #213367
(297)<Pr|muS> (H|J|nX) BBS Warez? <Pr|muS> (H|J|nX) What do you have BBS related? <hydro> wtf is be back soon warez #213386
(371)<Bunge> The Clinton administration created a $300 billion surplus, in a few years the Bush administration has turned that into a $400 billion deficit, mostly spent on "the war on terror" <Bunge> and they claim that is good financial management? <Bunge> they are a bunch of cnuts <Kormiic> At least now I'm not terrified... <Kormiic> Oh... wait... #213397
(750)<Gizmog> I ever tell you guys about my trip to the beach? <Gizmog> Long story short: I scored. <Inferior_Minion> A touchdown???? <Gizmog> Kinda. :P <Gizmog> She took off her bikini <Gizmog> And I touched her on down. <Inferior_Minion> 2 hand touch or full contact <Inferior_Minion> ?? <Gizmog> Let me put it this way: <Gizmog> I sacked her <Gizmog> And pretty soon, she was behind the line of scrimmage <Inferior_Minion> Did she ask for her quarter back? #213400
(236)<SCarfAcE> Russia has sent in the army to bolster a week-long struggle to rescue 10 tons of beer trapped under Siberian ice, Itar-Tass news agency said Tuesday. A lorry carrying the beer sank when trying to cross the frozen Irtysh river, and a rescue team of six divers, 10 workers and a modified T-72 tank from the emergencies ministry have so far failed to save the load. <SCarfAcE> now that's a great allocation of resources! <Abstruse> scar: And all we had to get that baby out of the well were firefighters with Vasoline. #213425
(1318)<Ded`work> "Roses are red, violets are blue, all of my base, are belong to you"...heh, cute <Ded`work> a geek valetine poem <Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF <phillys> rofl #213586
(1711)<BlastuR> i'm new to C++ (and C), and I want to learn C++. I've got Visual C++. It seems to me that a lot of stuff compiles even if you mix C and C++ code.. is there any way I can set the compiler in strict C++ mode, I don't want to learn C/C++ mix mode ;) <qDotWork> BlastuR: You need a segregating compiler <qDotWork> I think the KKK has one on their website. <qDotWork> Also, name your functions things like "NoCHere" and "CGoHome" and "CIsTheImpureRace", to let C know that you'll have none of it around. <qDotWork> I'm actually working some concentration camps for C right now. * qDotWork is now known as CppHitler <kewk> BlastuR, you can't compile only C++, as C and C++ overlap a lot. <CppHitler> NEIN <CppHitler> DAS C++ IST DIE ABSCHLIEßENDE LöSUNG <cynic_X_> HEIL #213624
(350)<Tiedyeguy> ok this DJ has a wierd sense of humor... "Campus police is sending out a warning about a prowler around the university... And now something on my personal playlist" *plays AC/DC - Night Prowler* #213669
(362)<fr3ak-> atleast when you lose your virginity you will still have the box it came in #213712
(38)<dFYNE> Geography of a Man <dFYNE> A man is like Iraq, ruled by a dick. #213719
(-47)<wshs> on @*:TEXT:*allah*:#:kb $nick terrorist! #213722
(279)<dizdaz89> my mom is getting a new matress...so I have to go soon #213749
(1196)<dream|away> Harry Potter's hot. <dream|away> And every book he gets closer to legal age. Oooooh yeahhhh. <dream|away> ... <dream|away> Someone else say something. #213926
(480)<IceToad> anyone listen to the state of the union? <IceToad> some of his statements confused me <Syntacs> IceToad: Don't worry, he felt the same way. #213946
(516)<nomad> im getting supermassive black holes <nomad> woohooooooooooooo! <nutkase> i saw a porn with that title <nomad> yeah right <nutkase> but i think it might have been submissive black hoes #213947
(1076)<Burn132> How do I make it so that I can hear you guys talk and not just see the captions??? #214115
(1385)<@j0nkatz> jwbozzy: I have an audi out port on my cd player in my car. <@j0nkatz> audio <nukle> heh. <nukle> fordian slip. #214183
(39)<Camper_Bob> What would jesus do? <Milo> Altar Boys..... #214230
(1363)<rastakid> Which one shouldn't be there: rape - monopoly - incest ? <seal> Monopoly? <rastakid> Wrong! Rape, because it's not a family game. #214318
(2303)<+Quantsini> when i say the word "ramen" what words come to mind? * Ikari has joined #STNJ <@[Polynomial]> instant <ph4tkid> ninja <+Zanshi> porn <Ikari> instant ninja porn?!?! WHERE???!?! <+Quantsini> ...