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<Homer> OMG!!!
<Homer> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
<Homer> OWOWOWOOWOWOW
<Homer> SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK AHHH MOTHERFUCKING HELL THIS HURTS
<Homer> AKINFINAasnloannSANFINADFNfANfaNfafa
<Homer> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
<Homer> AOISMFASINASINISNAIMDMASDMA
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<Homer> whoever said that shaving your balls is fun, is wrong
<Homer> very, very wrong... :(
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<Pilgrim> is it just me, or did this chan get bigger since the last time i was here? :p
<Rage> when were you last here?
<Siren> yeah, we knocked out that wall --------------------------------->
<Siren> :P
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maddox> hehe if I still lived at my parents' house I'd be grounded for sure
khoveraki> the basement is still part of the house, maddox.
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<Rosss> I watched a crazy japanese gangster movie today
<Rosss> A yakuza boss drowns a hooker hopped up on heroin in a kiddie pool full of her own feces
<Lev> Was it a comedy?
<Rosss> uh no
<Lev> Oh
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<DoCa-Cola> dude, i just saw this porn video, every 30 seconds it cut to a turtle just sitting on a rock...
<DoCa-Cola> What kinda shit is that?
<SilentAvenger> DoCa-Cola, Turtle porn.
<DoCa-Cola> It's like suck suck suck suck bang bang TURTLE
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<Chicken> i used to work at the zoo cleaning up crap
<DigitallyChallenged> hahaha
<Chicken> they paid my 645 an hour
<Chicken> me
<DigitallyChallenged> woah holy shit
<DigitallyChallenged> i could do that!
<DigitallyChallenged> gimmie a shovel!
<Chicken> no
<Chicken> 6.45
<DigitallyChallenged> oh
<Chicken> LOL
<DigitallyChallenged> well that's not as good...
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<NEGRO> i find out if i can get 1.5mbit cable tomarrow
<NEGRO> comcast keep dicking us around
<NEGRO> "yes, service is available in your area"
<NEGRO> "oh, its available, but not in your neighborhood, but in your area!"
<NEGRO> "oh, it is available in your neighborhood."
<NEGRO> "well, maybe its not, we just like getting your hopes up you stupid fuck ass!"
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<jesus> hey hows it doin
<jesus> any little children in here
<Nyghtshade> ITS JESUS
<Nyghtshade> HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT OF MY TRUNK
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<AlmightyBob> I built a tesla coil for electronics in high school. It worked once. It's entire construction connsumated in one arc of electricity to to my lab partners left ass cheek.
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<gelfwag> So, I'm in the administration room now. What do I do to really fuck them up bad?
<@mooie> how did you get on the computer in there?
<+greg> give the computer a good shock to fuck up the hard drive or just knock it over
<+greg> and burn the windows/office/etc CDs
<gelfwag> haha! this is awesome the CD cases are melting.
<gelfwag> the mouse is melting it's so awesome
<gelfwag> oh shit the mousepad caught fire
<+greg> dump it somewhere
<gelfwag> fuck the room's getting filled with smoke what the hell do I do now?!
<+greg> let it start burning then get away and pull a fire alarm somewhere in the halls
<gelfwag> hahaha
<gelfwag> oh shit the library bitch is coming wtf do I do now?!?!?!!
<+greg> Beat the shit out of her and run.. or if she saw your face, kill the ho and move to mexico
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<CG> I just fell asleep watching the tennis
<CG> all I heard was "uhnn oof uhnn oooooof uhnnn" from the two girls on tv
<CG> sounded alright ;)
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<nitrofenix> fucking cunt
<nitrofenix> i mean
<nitrofenix> er
<nitrofenix> distasteful individual.
#212553 (311)
<Prescient1> what's the syntax for sending a message to the whole channel on a timer?
<|sliq|> /timer 0 (delay in seconds) msg #channelname Message
<|sliq|> don't do 0 0, you'll flood out right away
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<+l4mby> HOLY COW !
<+l4mby> there's a cockatoo on here selling for 12,000$
<@Phoenix> Must be good in bed or something
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<budb> i find chicks in real life, and they are dating someone else, chicks find me online, and they are bisexual guys
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<Surye> My mom was like "Why don't you put on "Wake Me Up" By Wham for your alarm"? I just looked at her and said "So you want me to wake up gay?"
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<@GM`> My god damn script is disobeying me.
<@GM`> It's like I programmed a woman >:(
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<Drav> where the hell can a well-intended, modest, christian fellow go to get a handjob around here?
<ktrout> look no further than the end of your arm
<CoverSlide> Drav: are you under 12?
<CoverSlide> because you could become catholic
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<Grezshnaw> I didn't discover masturbation until I was around 12/13, and then it was by dressing a pillow up in my sisters clothers and humping it.
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<sangre> what operating system do you use?
<sangre> which version of windows?
<CHICAGO> IBM
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Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
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<{LD}>  roses are red
<{LD}> violets are blue
<{LD}> in soviet russia
<{LD}> poems write you
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<Yonjuuni> Goddamn charity telemarketers.
<Yonjuuni> Bad enough that they're telemarketing in the first place, but when they have the nerve to try to fucking lay a guilt trip on you...
<Gally> what was it for?
<Yonjuuni> Sponsoring poor kids to go to a hockey game.
<Gally> i'd rather give poor kids food.
<BrianS> I'd rather turn poor kids into food.
<Gally> A modest proposal.
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<speedy> This chick is hot, in a creepy "i'm a rapist" way
#213203 (497)
<Demamas> <Jew> I WORSHIP THIS GOD, WHO SAYS THIS AND THIS AND THIS. <Christian> AND THERE WAS THIS OTHER CARPENTER GUY WHO DID SOME STUFF, HE'S FUCKING GREAT. DIE, JEW! <Muslim> I AGREE TOTALLY, NOW I WILL KILL YOU BOTH!
<Renzian> THEN OPTIMUS PRIME SWEEPS IN WITH LAS0RBEAMS :D