#201821
(247)<gande34> so my azn friend has a kid, and he turns out to be black <JamespDen> and...? <gande34> they are like boaters man <gande34> they named him "Sum Ting Wong" <JamespDen> omg #201842
(51)<Spiff> I was wondering why Jews didn't celebrate Christmas the other night <Spiff> and the answer I came up with was that it was like John Wilkes Booth celebrating Lincoln's birthday <Spiff> It's just not right celebrating the birthday of the guy you killed. #201941
(198)Infidel: I got a great idea for Southwest Airlines. Disgusting lardass customers who refuse to purchase 2 seats can opt for the "treadmill" seat at the regular 1-seat price, and they have to jog the entire trip. Void: i would just have them opt for the "chainsaw" instant weight loss program which your ticket counter clerk will be happy to help you with. #201950
(456)<@sub> wow my uncle is a moron ! +Washu points ot at chr <@sub> he got a pirated copy of WinXP and it wasent working good <@sub> so he calls customer support.. #201975
(296)<wyki> *free hug* <stef> the deals on the net are getting better and better! <stef> *accepts hug* <stef> *changes identity and accepts another* :D <wyki> yeah but now you're signed up for two spam mailing lists from www.freehug.wyki and you'll have to change your email address in six weeks because of all the teen porn your getting #201982
(1343)DasKrav: I was correcting tests for student service a few weeks ago DasKrav: And while correcting a geometry test, I got to the question "What is the collision of three planes called?" (The answer was "a point") DasKrav: the kid put "A disaster" DasKrav: I didn't take off points >:] #202117
(473)kakoru> Okay, I watching pr0n on my comp and after watching it for a while,I spilled my future kids are on my keyboard..My parents are probably going to see this any minutes by now!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?? Kapoop> Jesus gave you a tongue for a reason #202140
(769)<Kintai> Yes, boobs are like toy trains <Wallaroo> ? <Kintai> They're meant for children, but grown men tend to end up playing with them anyway. #202266
(334)<DarkLich> This night has gone down hill ever since my pets starting flinging dung at me #202293
(909)<pengo> parents coming tomorrow.. empty trash, hide bong, wear clothes #202430
(614)[+MadManDaz] I brought a david blane toy 10 days ago. I Still cant get the fucker out the box. #202477
(9230)(Mootar) morons. (Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless (Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network (Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways (Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer #202523
(35)<kim> heh... i just got on my gma's aol account... she has an email from her friend w/ the subject of: 7 great positions in bed <Kirill> omg <Kirill> are you serious kim? <Kirill> hahahahha wtf #202629
(298)<Kemikal> ImMzee: I think I am haveing a heart attack <Kemikal> ImMzee: hands are numb legs are numb eyes are blurry and heart is raceing <Kemikal> Kemikal: nah, jess your left arm goes numb when its a heart attack <Kemikal> Kemikal: your having a stroke <Kemikal> havent gotten a response from him in 30min now... <Kemikal> wonder if I should call someone <DiLATED> lol #202648
(765)<+NeoHentaiMaster> back in my day we had to manually punch the binary into the circuts using needle pins <Insane2757> Back in my day, we coded with 2 badgers and a spoon. <BladeTR> back in my day we had to draw the zeros and ones on the cave wall with clay #202659
(260)<Madism> i have a penis <Defveggy> show me mine if you show me yours <Madism> k <Madism> 8=D <Shinry> rofl <Madism> its cold #202673
(283)<Ashen> sometimes, we get users that suddenly make me realise why the mirc troutslap command was invented. #202690
(420)<Quasar`> fuck off <xooz98> i swear. i'm going to change my name to off and follow people around #202719
(1234)<Shloom> OMG <Shloom> FUCK <Shloom> I just showed this girl my wang on my webcam <Shloom> But not only did I hear her giggle <Shloom> but 2 other girls and a man <Shloom> D:! <Shloom> FUCK <El_Diablo13> ... <El_Diablo13> LOL! #202870
(967)<Comrade_Zoo> If an animal rapes you, can you sue it's owner? <Revolution_Man> I did. <Revolution_Man> And I won. <Revolution_Man> Take THAT, Richards Fish Mart. #202880
(671)«FSK405|digital`pBook» crap «FSK405|digital`pBook» someone's banging on my door, yelling "POLICE!!! OPEN UP!" «FSK405|digital`pBook» what should I do? «GI_Suck» whip out your dick and open the door «GI_Suck» and ask "are you the hookers i ordered?" «FSK405|digital`pBook» you think? #202900
(287)Steal My Bagels: okay Steal My Bagels: amy amy did not say: okay amy did not say: mat Steal My Bagels: best friend to best friend here amy did not say: yes? Steal My Bagels: whats the key to scoring amy did not say: hahahaha Steal My Bagels: you know there's an actual way that will always work Steal My Bagels: but girls won't say Steal My Bagels: what is it? amy did not say: hmm amy did not say: well the way that will ALWAYS work involves drugs/alcohol amy did not say: hahaha Steal My Bagels: hahahah amy did not say: the other ones take time and lots of getting-to-know-you shit #202901
(808)EternityAndAHalf: OMG EternityAndAHalf: MY BROTHER IS PRACTICING HIS HORN EternityAndAHalf: AT 2 A.M. EternityAndAHalf: BRB, MY CAT IS GOING TO HAVE A BRAND NEW USE HotDamn14S: lmfao #202943
(163)<Dante> i was going to stamp out forum moderation facism <Agent-Smith> And...? <Dante> but the god damned Vb sig editor kept fucking up my ASCII swastika >:( <Agent-Smith> LMAO #203012
(731)<weeflig> i had a dream last night that i could switch back and forth between being me and a superhot girl by changing between two pairs of pants in the changing room at target <Hallucination> ... <Hallucination> lets not even break that one down <Syntacs> Do you remember which changing room?