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(131)<FyreDaug> fuckin ricers <FyreDaug> civics are like tampons, every pussy has one #199300
(979)<marduk> why do all the 14-year old girls at my school have completely impossible crushes, like orlando bloom? <marduk> why don't they go for someone more realistic? <marduk> like r. kelly. #199315
(616)<StarFreeze2> Cyber blackmail artists are shaking down office workers, threatening to delete computer files or install pornographic images on their work PCs unless they pay a ransom, police and security experts said. <Duffman> lol <Duffman> first, i'd tell em to trash all the fucking files they want. it's costing my boss money, not me <Duffman> then i'd tell em to put on all the porn they wanted. i can always use more <Duffman> gotta have something to do at work <StarFreeze2> yea lol <StarFreeze2> "we will put porn on your computer if you don't give us 2k" <StarFreeze2> response: hurry and send the porn, i am so fucking bored <StarFreeze2> second response: lesbian plz, if possible #199336
(544)<badaboom> who can help me ? i'm french and i don't know irc <Paladine> can't help you with the being french part, you are screwed their mate #199355
(7538)<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED <Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen #199421
(496)<tinman> Do you put antlers on your pussy? <tinman> er <tinman> that wasn't for this channel #199561
(1336)<daMehTognoM> Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize that I could be eating a slow learner. #199850
(419)<valetine_4_ever> Piracy is wrong <valetine_4_ever> Cool, but wrong <Kalen> But it feels oh so right. <Loony_BoB> It's not wrong <Loony_BoB> They just have laws against it #200255
(680)<SSilver2k> he worked on a server called Servix in a college, he asked this girl to log into her "servix" terminal...you can see how that conversation went. #200545
(495)* edude84 (~extremedu@24-164-185-144.hvc.rr.com) has joined #Help <edude84> dude <edude84> are there cheats for IRC? #200726
(1681)Velociraptor: Do you have ne updog? SAMrhodes87: What the fuck is UPDOG? Velociraptor: nuthin much wha bout u? #200729
(117)<efm> I'm sorry tbc, but I'm not interested in arguing with you. I prefer to argue with people who have some understanding of the way arguments are conducted. <tbc> Ouch. <tbc> And only a few days after jafo stabbed me in the face over the Internet. :-) <efm> that was rude of him. <jafo> It was a FRIENDLY stab in the face over the Internet. #200737
(438)<Rachtman> I can't wait to watch Dick Clark's ball drop. <Sharparoni> wow. never say that again, please. <Rachtman> haha #200852
(532)P][s7: Jez and I get in line for the bathroom, and every guy in line immediately pushes her to the front. She asks why, and they say, "Because you actually have to go." The door opens and three guys come out of the one-room bathroom together. The last one stops, says, "Oh wait, I have to pee," and heads back into the bathroom. #200868
(288)<EvilGenius> HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!! <nykoelle> HAPPY NEW YEAR <solace> 2004!! <nykoelle> YAYA <nykoelle> !!! <nykoelle> </2003> <solace> HAPPY NEW YEARRRR <EvilGenius> rofl meg #200875
(736)On new years eve a friend told me this: Psychism Alchemy: ugh I think I'm on my computer to much... Psychism Alchemy: someone just asked me what my resolution was as I answered 1600x1200... #201015
(905)<arsebadger> hasbro should make a 9/11-tribute jenga twin-pack #201058
(422) kayzee is currently listening to [Your Mum and Dad - 'Having Sex' (0min 12secs long)] #201075
(198)<Icebird> I was thinking the other day that it would be funny to put a window in my brother's old computer case and turn it into a hampster cage.. put a wheel in, say I got the new processor from AMD #201293
(556)Wintyr: I totally emasculated my father. Wintyr: I took my little brother and put him in my old ballet recital dress, put lipstick and a bow on him, and then paraded him around the house in it... Wintyr: In front of the dinner guests...who started, like, whistling at him and shit... Wintyr: All the while he's like, "Look look! Cole pretty! Cole pretty!" and all happy about the dress. Krylo: Hahahahahah Wintyr: My dad is just standing there with this horribly lost look on his face, saying, "I...I do have a boy...right...?" Wintyr: It kicked so much ass. #201384
(490)<Daggson> I think it's funny when people ask for romantic advice in IRC channels. <Michi||Cleaning> O_o <Michi||Cleaning> "Daggs... how do I make Johnny fall in love with me?" <Daggson> Because, you know, the geeks and nerds always have the most experience with their respective opposite sex. <Michi||Cleaning> <-Is a nerd <Michi||Cleaning> A neat freak too... <Daggson> It'd be like going into the highschool football team's locker room and asking if anyone can help you with your Unix code. #201579
(12511)<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot? <Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession <by> Kk <by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot <by> ? <by> Now what? <Seven7> Don't worry. It's done #201594
(209)<SykoFreud> i need the medical term for the inside part of the woman where the egg is <holgie> BOX <shuriken> omg <holgie> PUSSY BOX CUNT <holgie> haha <holgie> the answer is: BUTTHOLE <SykoFreud> you stupid fucks! <holgie> sorry, I'm not familar with words like that in english <holgie> :) <holgie> I know the most important words so it's all good <SykoFreud> It's ok, man. I will use "pussy" then. #201612
(1044)<Moushi> My friend is over <Moushi> And he's ion thye bathroom right now <Moushi> And he's been in there for a loing time <Moushi> And I can hear... sounds <Moushi> What do I do <BHedL> jump in there with no clothes on but womens undergarments and a scary rubber mask <Moushi> But he would ejaculate in terror all over me! <BHedL> well, then you start a fetish porn site <Moushi> His dad's a lawyer <Moushi> He would sue me <BHedL> nah, with the immense amount of money you´ll be making off of your ¨crossdresser rubber mask bukkakae¨, you could just hire him as your own lawyer <Moushi> hahaha <Moushi> Yeah, but then he wouldn <Moushi> 't be my friend <BHedL> how do you know that he isnt there masturbating to the very mental image of you in womens undergaments with a big scary rubber mask on? <Moushi> How about I just run in, scream in hiorror, and kick him in the balls? <BHedL> theres no money in that <Moushi> You make a compelling argument. #201773
(957)<Jim> how big is 10 inches <Jim> like on a computer screen <ShyAway> somewhere around 22cm <Jim> so how many inches would this be |-------------------------------------------| <ShyAway> 5? <Jim> no way <RiotingNerd> um that would depend on your screen resolution <RiotingNerd> if i was using like 480*600 on a 21 inch monitor that would be like 15 inches <ShyAway> jim is measuring his man tool in hyphens <Jim> ok if you were on windows xp how many inches would that be <RiotingNerd> jim what resolution sir <ShyAway> LOL <Jim> xp professional <RiotingNerd> no sir <RiotingNerd> that is not a resolution <diospadre> rofl <Jim> but it's the newest one <ShyAway> rofl <diospadre> thats an os you idiot <Jim> oh