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(872)* Khross flies a 757 into andy * andy flies a 757 into Khross's 757. * aen blocks them both with twin towers. <andy> SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED #179327
(678)<mr_smith> fuck, i toasted my cablemodem yesterday... <asshat> heh, <asshat> how did you do that mr_smith <goatasaur> raise your glass and go "to my cablemodem!" #179566
(1261)<NiM> I went to church with my friends <NiM> and they had all the alter boys being commissioned or whatever its called <NiM> and we pours salt and viagra in the wine <OttoDestruct> LOL <NiM> And like 4 of the alterboys spat out the wine <CF|Okra> hahahah <NiM> and the priest was like OMFG U SINNERS <NiM> thats the blood of christ! <NiM> And the ones that didn't spit it out where walking around in their fucking robs with boners <NiM> it was the funniest shit ever <NiM> We where kicked out <NiM> of the church #179616
(2175)< skel> I just patented an atmospheric bio-oxygen extraction device.. < skel> now I'll sue anyone breathing < skel> mwuhahahaha! < skel> i was just kidding guys < skel> you can let your breath out < skel> =P < skel> guys? < skel> OH DEAR GOD!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! < skel> BREATHE PEOPLE!!! BREATHE!!! #179649
(292)<gpi> -:- BitchX: Join to #brocku was synched in 0.153 secs!! <gpi> i love the double exclamation mark <gpi> as if that's shattering some world record <trigga> lol <gpi> HOLY SHIT YOU SYNCED FAST!! #179746
(604)<Yajinden> I like this temperature-based designation system we have. <Yajinden> it's good to be hot, and it's good to be cool, but it's not good to be frigid, and it's not good to be flaming. #179966
(-128)<Tremolo> All right, you want a story eh? Welll fine <Tremolo> "One day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up for a fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to shoot the two dead boys. If you dont believe this lie is true, ask the blind man he saw it too," #180081
(11279)<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <kylev> hahahahaha <kylev> some girl just came onto our floor <kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper" <kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about <kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism <`Neo> bahahahaha #180129
(873)<Freakdoom> you know <Freakdoom> i love all my friends <Freakdoom> your like a second family to me <Freakdoom> just say my entire family was killed somehow <Freakdoom> would you let me live with you? <Freakdoom> :D <Zy> of course <Freakdoom> yay :D * Freakdoom is away: killing family #180145
(782)<AL9000> my fatty little brother is pissed b/c I wrote "treadmill" on his Christmas list #180150
(1556)*** YOU has joined #gamedev * YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY <Waxycat> teh <Waxycat> it says i recieved a fatal error <posit> Waxycat: oh that happens some times, you have to press alt+f4 to fix it <posit> *sometimes <Waxycat> that quits irc <Falnom> ALT+F4 quick! <Waxycat> why? * YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESTART MIRC <posit> you have a fatal error <Waxycat> otherwize? <posit> if you don't restart it may damage your system <Waxycat> it says i have 30 seconds *** Waxycat has quit IRC [] <posit> damn yeah <Palish> bahhahah. *** Waxycat has joined #gamedev * YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY <Waxycat> what happened? <Waxycat> again?!?! <Waxycat> it says it again! <posit> again? <Waxycat> what should i do?! <posit> maybe a config problem <Waxycat> what will happen if i don't quit? <posit> not sure exactly <posit> but I don't think it's good * YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESTART MIRC *** Waxycat has quit IRC [] #180803
(344)<+_chester_> i think the dentist might molest me while i'm under <@End11> and your dissapointed you can't be awake for it? <+_chester_> i want to see his technique <@Psybrid> lol <+_chester_> i mean, good god, if i need 4 days to recover, the guy is pulling more than teeth #180952
(1125)<r4v3n> there is just NO good excuse, if caught in my gfs room in the middle of the night <r4v3n> "hey mr c...was walking by your house and i dropped my penis...it fell into your daughter, but i've collected it now and will just be...on...my...way" #181046
(252)-!- marlies [~m@81.132.2.190] has joined #gamesoc < marlies> ello all < Jops> welcome to the tumbleweed zone < kev> o. < kev> 'o < kev> `o < kev> o' < marlies> o, < kev> congratulations, you have won tonights star prize! -!- marlies [~m@81.132.2.190] has quit [Client Quit] < kev> freedom from irc #181120
(333)<Gareth>: i was tryin to make a :S face in real life while at the doctors, and all these handicaps walked in while i was doing it <Gareth>: and they sat down next to me, and started stroking my head and stuff, saying, "friend, friend" <Gareth>: Thats When i Realised......... <Bill>: .......yes.......what did u realise <Gareth>: I Fucken realised there were a bunch of retards stroking my head!!! #181129
(495)<fosheeze> i ate oatse for breakfast <BigBrother_> was that a typo of oats, or goatse? <BigBrother_> I'm hoping it was oats, or do you eat horribly disfigured anus? #181260
(397)<@Usama> I am gonna get a tattoo of a $100 bill on my penis.....because women like to blow money and I like to watch my money grow. #181400
(1324)<goran> "I once said "owned" to a black man before. talk about awkward moment..." #181500
(1344)<Xizer> Winzip is such a girl... <Xizer> "Uh hey. 30 days are up could you stop using me? No? Well I'll just ask again tomorrow..." #181575
(231)meg32185: you're weird meg32185: where do u think you can find wholesale socks on the internet? #181581
(1421)The U.S. Government today changed its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. Condoms stand up to inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect pricks, and give a sense of security while actually screwing you! #181604
(143)<magpie> why am I watching spice girls behind the music <magpie> am I that bored <jeff> you obviously need to spice up your life #181629
(340)<barryk> Pillows: do you believe Iraq posed a direct threat to US homeland security ? <`dA> yes <`dA> iraq was an asshole <spikeb> and the us military was a giant penis #181791
(869)<jws> You just *know* you have a virus when you see this: <jws> (D:) Local Disk <jws> Total size: 66631337 GB #181901
(357)<the|navigator> I want a doormat that says: Home Sweet Localhost.