<timovgod> A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.
<enaz> did your insurance cover it timovgod?
<timovgod> My car insurance covered it, I said I had I broken tail light.
<timovgod> A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.
<enaz> did your insurance cover it timovgod?
<timovgod> My car insurance covered it, I said I had I broken tail light.
<Calisa> And what would OH stand for?
<aeonite> When you put KY in your VA you go OH.
<MercyBeat> 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
<MercyBeat> 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
<MercyBeat> 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
<MercyBeat> 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
<MercyBeat> 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
<MercyBeat> 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
<MercyBeat> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
<MercyBeat> 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
<MercyBeat> 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
<MercyBeat> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
<MercyBeat> 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
<MercyBeat> 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
<MercyBeat> 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
<MercyBeat> 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
<MercyBeat> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
<MercyBeat> 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
<MercyBeat> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
<MercyBeat> 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
<MercyBeat> 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
<MercyBeat> 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
<%The_Coolest> y?
<+Enyo> why?
<%The_Coolest> :o
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'
<Derid-EOC> I do now, you dumbass.
<Jaayy-EOC> Shit. When did you log on?
<gasgesgos> break a transvestite in most cars and it's a good 4 years
<spanky> such a cool game
<cagan> i don't think my sister has any intention of completing it
<cagan> she just likes driving around, and occasionally killing people
<spanky> lol, dont we all?
<cagan> she has cars in her garage ... and if they get damage, she carefully drives to a paint place, then keeps going in and out till its a colour she approves off
<spanky> hehe
<Alby_Fox> she has no idea when she'll have a period
<kiwi> my mom thought i was pregnant
<Proffessor> that's gotta be some scary shit
<kiwi> but at the time i'd never even kissed a guy =D
<Proffessor> it was the next coming of jesus.... but, nooooooo, you had to play with the coathanger
<@Gandalf> For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
<@Gandalf> And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a cricket stump jammed up his arse
<D-Ness> I'm on a java thingy
(Ninja_Mo) <Oedipus> Sup mofo?
<eric> "Like to see hot jizz spit all over an unsuspecting teen's face? These young teen girls love taking hot cum right in the face."
<siva> "unsuspecting"?
<eric> DAD CAN I GO TO THE MALL I NEED SOME NEW BARETTES AND %(#*&%!( HOLY GOD
<ugly> they are just shitty poems
<ugly> invented by japs
<Skizot> he walked in an i had left mirc open
<Skizot> he asked what it was...
<Berry2K> bussiness relations?
<Skizot> i told him a new support program by microsoft
<Berry2K> :)
<Berry2K> haha
<Skizot> he says" do i need it"
<RightField> lol
<Skizot> i told him no... it's for really techincal people and n00bs
<Berry2K> WTFLOL
<Skizot> he asks what's a n00b
<RightField> omg
<Skizot> i told him that's what they call microsoft programmers
<pr00f> is due to a pleasant distraction.
<pr00f> she finds it quite grand
<pr00f> to type with one hand,
<pr00f> in search of her own satisfaction!
<@Squirrel> yeah
<@Squirrel> their names make less sense than anyone else's
<@Squirrel> it's like
<@Squirrel> MIGUEL OF THE CROSS
<+rutabaga> its compensation for their non fancyness in baithing
<+rutabaga> and general hygine
<VolteFace> they're making MJ child molestation jokes and how the president can't read
<VolteFace> and it's from 1993
<Rafterman> heh
<Rafterman> if you had linux it'd be "rip, crash, download, tar, make, make install, curse, hack, make, rip, mix, crash, download, etc, etc..."
<Rafterman> but it'd be free!
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<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
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<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...
<Eclipse> Because of all the violence?
<Ghoulem> No, Because of all the black people driving Ferraris.
<andycode> I find your misanthropic antics most ironic in their malevolent disposition.
<andycode> Moreover, the mere implications of your pathetic facade is illigitimate in its duplicitious atrocity.
<KevM> your virulent discourse is quite misguided in it's underhanded attempts to slight me
<Khross> And you're fat.