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(224)<MST3Claye> there's a site out there that shows people beating super monkey ball levels really really fast. <Merlin> I plan on setting a new world speed record for Monopoly one of these days... <Merlin> It's called we sit down, setup the game, I pull a gun and go "look bitches, give me all your money and nobody gets hurt!" <Merlin> then I take the thimble hostage at the Water Works and force everyone to surrender to me, then I win the game. <Merlin> I figure my friends suck so much, I could win it in about 30 seconds with that strategy. #174774
(169)<Calvinosaur> I'm going to ethnically cleanse script kiddies. I'll call it "The Final Solution to the j00ish Problem." #174916
(818)<Gecko> lmao, my mates download of "master and commander" is infact "anal agency" <EmPleh> lol <Gecko> wait a minute <Gecko> this isn't a real agency at all <Gecko> they're just having sex <Gecko> i'm suprised this lot ever get any work done #174943
(487)<elitotaco> hmm <elitotaco> this is a new one <elitotaco> "GROW 3 INCHES OF CHEST HAIR" #174967
(1585)<Morj|YeozWins> I was once driving along the freeway,and a friend through some garbage out the window, and this lady ran over it <Morj|YeozWins> So she started chasing us <Morj|YeozWins> So I started going like 150-180 km/h down the freeway to get away, and she followed me <Morj|YeozWins> So I eventualyl pulled over, and she gets out of her car and runs up and goes "WHAT THE HELL, WHY WERE YOU DRIVING SO FAST YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE, I HAVE A BABY IN THE CAR YOU KNOW" #175049
(179)HolaScumbag: GUESS WHAT. qwerty8447: ? HolaScumbag: my mom bought me a pen...shaped as A DOG!!! qwerty8447: LMAO! qwerty8447: that must be AWESOME! HolaScumbag: I KNOW! qwerty8447: which end do you write with? #175183
(-255)<zhirinovsky> do you know why old women don't get sex? have you ever tried to peel apart grilled cheese sandwich? #175605
(346)<DB7> Meat_30: Sex change? <Meat_30> yep <DB7> Works for me <DB7> Any hole's a goat <DB7> errr <DB7> goal* #175675
(1127)<nirgleNap> lol, i just put on Najma as i'm sitting here wiring up a circuit board <nirgleNap> i realized how "odd" this might look.. having arab music playing as i'm soldering red and green wires to a board full of ICs #175695
(843)<riffic> its the year 3030 <Mindless> 3030? Shit I'm late for work #175862
(587)<buggler> nataria you sex machine <Nataria> buggler im not a sex machine... <buggler> you're not? prove you're not <PubiclyRelated> ;p; yeh <PubiclyRelated> prove it lol <Nataria> roflmao <Nataria> how can i be a sex machine if i havent had sex? O:D <Nataria> ha i winnnn :D <buggler> it's like having a cooking machine that hasn't been used, doesn't make it any less a machine <Nataria> rofl <buggler> you don't win, you lose. My rebuttal is second to none <Nataria> so im a sex machine waiting to be turned on? #175886
(412)<sFa-Stryder`mp5> im fucking 96% iq. #176068
(231)<sekira> it was like 4 PM and my friends grandma msg'd him on aim <sekira> and she asked if he was still busy doing his homework. <sekira> I was really bored, so I went on his comp and said "wtf?" and she replied: "wait til five?" #176076
(704)<Rentasmo> there was a gay guy at a support group I went to who brought a dog in a bag <Rentasmo> we didn't know he had a dog till he let it out <Capnplank> did he bring enough for everyone? <MrConceited> He was gay, not korean #176156
(600)<Ettin> Still, I thought the war would be over by now. <Ettin> No country has an infinite supply of suicide bombers. #176169
(612)<Sarah> the first Matrix was damn nice for an action movie. for an action movie. <Odin> Corny as hell endings. <Johnny> Yes. <Odin> Someone dies. Hell, let's bring 'em back to life with a kiss, it works in Disney flicks! <Sarah> Neo kisses Smith? <Sarah> thanks for spoiling it for me, asstart. #176176
(839)<Jesus> and i kept getting banned simply becuase i lived in france #176261
(955)<crfh_> I just witnessed the weirdest threesome ever <Invictus> ? <TheBlackCupid> ... <ShadesFox> oh? <Strangeone> Larry, Moe and Curly? <Reltzik-CodingForDearLife> .... Ooo..... kay.... <crfh_> My cat, another cat, and a POSSUM #176311
(233)<Hatamoto> IRC is like one giant round of intellectual bukake ;) #176477
(169)<Ninja_Cow> I view anal sex like eating cake with your anus. <Ninja_Cow> It doesn't serve a purpose and it looks disgusting. #176616
(68)<Esper> And last I checked... IRC is multiplayer notepad... being naked really doesn't matter unless you're REALLY good with ASCII art. #176622
(406)<n00dle> What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? <n00dle> Both involve 30-year-old meat in between two nine-year-old buns. #176783
(1518)<King_Kane> So i open a can of pepsi max and i see on the side "Best Before: See base of can" so i turn the can around and i feel a cold chill running down my legs... #176966
(407)Lckyduck322 : bitch, what the fuck do you want theonejanitor : how are you Lckyduck322 : i'm great and you #177171
(-24)<uber> O_O <uber> chill out aj <AJ2> uber: eat shit <AJ2> wait, you're asian...you might make a movie out of it :