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<Milo> the karma chameleon is gonna come by one day, give you a fatal illness, and then piss in your mouth
#181923 (38)
<Luna-Chan> I'm bleeding
<Forte> Don't shoot the messenger.
#181998 (334)
<skunk>What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??
#182036 (849)
<TeamGato-Mumbo> oh god, my cat is being eaten by racoons
<TeamGato-Mumbo> brb
#182044 (297)
<@Serge`> LOL
<@Lord_Saros> stfu you fuxing noob
<@Lord_Saros> AOL kiddie !
<@Deadpool-> somone uses aol here?
<@Lord_Saros> Sxales does
<@Sxales> ha
<@Deadpool-> you make me sick
<@Lord_Saros> He just keeps his aol line on a low profile
*@Sxales hides it under a rug
<@Sxales> what?
<@Lord_Saros> Nothing (:
<@Sxales> i'm too fucking cheap to use aol, i just yell in binary real loud
#182055 (455)
<Fubar> Reminds me in class, when some teacher was going off on us about feminazi shit, she goes "A woman can do anything a man can!" and my friends goes "well you can't produce sperm!"
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<Twinkle> Microsoft has just announced that their revolutionary new "Yboy" will weigh less than 10 pounds and be able to fit in a small backpack
#182098 (465)
<xtort> I smell homosexuality!
<|Spanky|> got your head up your ass again?
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<joshua_> C ECE DBRY AOT URP YDAY TCBE RU YRPYGP.!
<joshua_> BRYDCBI CO ,RPYDF RU YDAY TCBE UR YRPYGP.!
<joshua_> AaAAAAAAAAAAAAAACC.............................!
<joshua_> AND FUCK YOU TOO MR. DVORAK
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<CrackyMcZap> why don't we get a Straight Pride parade?
<Kaejo> they're called gun & knife shows
#182201 (1800)
<daem0n_> i got new car radio the other day, its pretty cool. you shout soul and it plays soul, you shout rock and it plays rock. the other day some kids ran past my car and i yelled "FUCKING KIDS" and it played michael jackson.
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<Ephialtes> ugh
<Ephialtes> I.
<Ephialtes> Am.
<Ephialtes> Wet.
<Ephialtes> infact I am BEYOND wet
<Ephialtes> I am soaked
<Ephialtes> no wait, I am beyond soaked
<Ephialtes> I am drenched
<Ephialtes> and I may be beyond that
*** Ephialtes has been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi (flood)
#182256 (817)
.+vera: wtf is a manga
.+sheep: its a fruit
.+sheep: retard
.+vera: k
#182354 (644)
<Havard> I think baptizing babies is wrong.
<Havard> I mean, they don't have a say in it.
<ithil> Yeah, but what if they die and go to liiiimbo?
<STL> Well, then their parents will have to go fuck with the Merovingian
<ithil> In a terrible sequel to the Bible
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<+[G-Prime]> Microsoft Aims for Software in Every Car
<+[G-Prime]> Oh great
<+[G-Prime]> Now our cars will crash
<@Crucial> blue windshield of death
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<Turtle> FUCK i just accidently stapled my homework to the wall
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<Viper187> ok
<Viper187> I don't like Alcohol
<Viper187> fuckin auto-eject
<Viper187> It read the Halo CD, then spit the CD back out at me
<Viper187> causing the CD tray to knock my goddamn glass off the desk
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<JuSTiNb> this old cleaning lady at burger king said she was gonna beat me with a broom
#182706 (298)
Myke`: Bush's national security adviser is named Condoleezza Rice
Myke`: wth kinda name is that?
dodee: sounds like a mexican side dish.
#182718 (503)
<Bl1tz|> lol I think Tatu arose out of a secret expiriment to log the average American's web search
<Bl1tz|> and they came up with 'young teenage Russian lesbians'
#182743 (924)
* larra has joined #Hentai
<larra> u people are terrible!
<larra> my brother attacked our aunt becuae of hentai!
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<goatasaur> my name is Spalding, i believe you've played with my balls
#182779 (998)
~ Carrotz: Question: In 'alice in wonderland', with what were the words 'eat me' written on the cake
> Azrael: icing
> Azrael: blood
~ rh|semiafk: arial
> Azrael: rofl
#182812 (104)
<Aliya> Who is peer?
<Roudi> No one can be... told what peer is.  You have to be peered for yourself.
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<pixistix> I like sending out messages in a bottle.
<pixistix> But I'm creative.
<pixistix> "I have been shipwrecked at sea, while bringing an important message."
<pixistix> "Do not, under any circumstances, allow President Kennedy to go to Dallas"