#165082 (1120)
<Sai> Sometimes I threaten to black male my sister
#165207 (337)
<PitChic> here, i'm sure the women at those phone places will talk to men or women..anyone paying.
<Marcus``> horses... farm animals
<Jadralec> Marcus you mean that in USA you can call horse on phone for animal sex ??
<Jadralec> that's amazing
<Jadralec> we are far behind
#165227 (267)
<+perl> nerve trauma to the arm is nice
<+sm4k[X-D]> sounds like it
<+perl> im just happy i can still use my hand
<+[TC]Quicksilver> Yeah, I bet your penis is too
#165238 (555)
(token_nrg): btw, I made some kind of statement last nite about Domino's Philly Cheesesteak pizza rox0r'ing.
(token_nrg): I would like to retract that statement if possible
(token_nrg): My anus thanks you
(token_nrg): and good nite
#165596 (379)
<Gothic> I put my PS2 in the microwave, and I ended up in the future
#165606 (224)
<GimpyMcsquibble>I wonder if there have ever been 2 30 yr old guys, both pretending to be gay young boys, who wanted to meet another gay young boy, and they met, and were like sheeit man
#165649 (1027)
<0dan0> and I am simulating california in my own room
<0dan0> I have the humidifier going onto my heater, creating a warm front
<0dan0> then the window is opening letting in the cold dry air, creating a cold front
<0dan0> soon there will be precipitation as the warm air mass is forced to rise by the denser cold air
<0dan0> and my room will be a tropical rainforest
<cran> or it will be a room full of tepid air and one dumb homo
#165664 (420)
<~DarkStar> I had sex with your mother last night
<~DarkStar> *my
#165669 (258)
mr_eh: what looks better on a degree
mr_eh: Pasquale Mosso
mr_eh: Pasquale J Mosso
mr_eh: Pasquale Joseph Mosso
mr_eh: i think just the J
acquacow: thats your name?
acquacow: no wonder people hate you
mr_eh: =(
#165680 (508)
<nummish> your loss.. raver girls dressed as cats
<nummish> strung out on every chemical known to man
<nummish> what more could you ask for? really?
<sheizkopft> an STD test?
#165682 (366)
<_sdc_-> ok, so yeah. i think i set a new land speed record for killing hard drives.
<_sdc_-> it's fucked, and i have a lot of data to back up.
<_sdc_-> like 80 gigs or so.
<qDotWork> Ever thought about just like, writing everything down on paper?
<qDotWork> It's only 80,000,000,000 or so bytes.
<_sdc_-> yeah, those mp3s will sound great on a nice legal pad.
<qDotWork> Winamp for the mind, man.
#165684 (784)
<CharlieB> and nah, I'm trying to get fbsd to see my mp3 player
<CharlieB> and the batteries just died
<w32nachi> CharlieB: pitty... it would've been a more entertaining story if it had involved a dildo...
<CharlieB> fair enough
<CharlieB>  I'm trying to get fbsd to see my usb dildo
<w32nachi> excellent...
<CharlieB> and the batteries just died
<w32nachi> ...so, do you program in sound effects, motion patterns, or something else?
<CharlieB> lol
<CharlieB> yeah.. it has a built in mp3 player
<w32nachi> wow... that's some vibrator!
<w32nachi> is it the iCock, from apple?
<BalDown> no, it's made by M$ and defaults to giving it to you up the ass...
#165747 (1894)
<Ettin>  Because If sdib f
<Ettin>  FUCK
<Ettin>  I just fell out of my chair
#165759 (1456)
<MattLing> I just had a genius idea
<MattLing> DVD rewinders
<MattLing> it spins and whirrs and stupid people buy them
#165768 (776)
<Galoot> Jesus! Stupid kids. It's always "Daddy, please spend time with us. Daddy, we love you. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!" Don't they realize I'm in a chatroom?
#165823 (1392)
Steganos128: Have you ever had anal sex?
BigFatJeffK: um . . . dude . . . i'm in the middle of giving a presentation at work.  real nice.
#165870 (549)
<VolteFace> heh, an idiot in my art class today tried to stab someone with a pencil
<VolteFace> so he grabbed the guys arm
<VolteFace> and swings
<VolteFace> and PLUNGES THE PENCIL INTO HIS OWN FINGER
#165927 (462)
<Calisa> Remember when you'd go to those big wooden playgrounds, where everything is connected? They had those platforms that shook.
<Calisa> You tried to stay the hell on while your dad shook it violently.
<aeonite> That's not a playground toy. that's child abuse.
#166078 (1437)
<Elzie_Ann> I love how God tries to mass murder the Israelites like a million times in exodus
<Elzie_Ann> And Moses has to calm him down every time
<Elzie_Ann> <God> ARGH MUST KILL MY PEOPLE WHO SUCK <Moses> Wait they didn't mean it  <God> k but next time they're dying. <Moses> Dammit guys, stop pissing God off
#166147 (234)
<maskedferret> didnt know you could install XP on a car
<RRA-[[LuCkY]]> actually, its called Windows CP
<RRA-[[LuCkY]]> for cars.
<maskedferret> i'd hate to see it crash
#166321 (390)
<GladX> holy
<Azhrarn> moly
<GladX> a cloud just flew into my house
<GladX> !!!
<@sdodson> cloud?
<Azhrarn> we call that "fog"
<GladX> yes, one of those white puffy things
<TheWeasel> neat.
<GladX> my house was experiencing turbulence!
<TheWeasel> invite it to have coffee.
<Azhrarn> poke it with a stick!
<Azhrarn> A POKING stick!
<@sdodson> Are you atop something tall enough to put you up where clouds live?
<GladX> Azhrarn: it was a cloud
* TheWeasel sics Mr. Madsen on Azhrarn.
<GladX> either it was a cloud or a new string of attack fog
<TheWeasel> maybe it was car exhaust.
<GladX> strain
<GladX> there goes another one
<GladX> i'm watching clouds zip by my house!
<TheWeasel> take pictures.
<Azhrarn> Mmm... Attack Fog
<@sdodson> It was a cloud!!!!
* sdodson giggles
<Azhrarn> What will the Russians come up with next?
#166329 (687)
<Anarky> What's the best thing about twenty-eight-year-olds?
<Timofee> Dunno?
<Anarky> There's twenty of them dude
#166363 (622)
<Enigma> Anyone know what resolution our eyes run at?
#166386 (1052)
<@FirebirdGM> I just called my Futureshop and asked them how much a 20 GB Hard drive weighed when it was full with information, compared to when it was empty.
<@FirebirdGM> The guy that was on the phone told me that it was only a few pounds difference.
<@FirebirdGM> And that's why I don't shop at futureshop.
<%Physic3> I think their bullshit factor is the best though. No matter how absurd your question may be, they always give an answer.
<@Firebird> Lol, I should call again and be like 'uhh, yes. I just bought a New ACIT BIOS and my UDP Packets are being Tracert'd by my UNIX Box without my Fortran application being applied to all outgoing UDP and TCP packets. My Ping never is like that, why?!"
<@Firebird> He would probably be like 'Yes'.
#166427 (1114)
<@Infinik> Hehe.
<@Infinik> I just took a call for the Samaritans
<@Infinik> Our phone numbers are one number apart
<@Infinik> So this guy was talking to me about some charity shit
<@Infinik> And I interrupted him
<@Infinik> "Would you excuse me for a moment?" "Sure." "HEY JULIO! I SAID DON'T LET THE JEWISH KIDS IN WITH THE HUMAN KIDS YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
<@Infinik> He hung up :)