#163052 (343)
<@NullC> LOL. so some 18yr chickie that I talk to just called aol support for
some dumb ass problem.. and now the AOL support guy is IMing her and
talking dirty to her and she's freaked out.
#163084 (587)
<Moe_Rahn> Hey, I actually got mail at 1:40!
<Moe_Rahn> Spam mail, but still.
<MagFire> i didn't even get that
<Moe_Rahn> Haha.
<Moe_Rahn> I'm more specialer.
<Moe_Rahn> All the recently legal 18-year-olds are after my wang, apparently.
<Moe_Rahn> If this many teens were after me in high school, I'd still be there.
<MagFire> I'm still pretty excited about the potential for getting a larger fckstck and bigger boobs
<MagFire>:D
<Moe_Rahn> If everyone responded to those ads, we'd all be walking about with 8-mile-long cocks and like size 88ZZZ breasts.
<Moe_Rahn> Those inches would add up...
<Moe_Rahn> Three inches here, five there, and all of a sudden, WHAM! Mr. Happy's a frickin' behemoth!
<MagFire> I don't think I would want like a 14 inch cock, personally.
<Moe_Rahn> It's odd, though... you always get mail about increasing penis length, but never penis girth.
<Moe_Rahn> What good is 14 inches or 3 feet or whatever if it's got no girth to back it up...?
<MagFire> what good is 14 inches or 3 feet if you don't have a warm place to put it?
<MagFire> =)
<Moe_Rahn> Point made.
<Moe_Rahn> You could like put it through a person.
<Moe_Rahn> Or you could be a dancer, I guess.
<Moe_Rahn> Some people might pay money to see a 3 foot cock.
<MagFire> You'd probably be pretty popular in porn
<MagFire> but seriously...how would you even WALK with a 3 foot penis?
<Moe_Rahn> Yeah.
<Moe_Rahn> You'd have to get like a sheath for it.
<MagFire> rofl
<Moe_Rahn> But, would it be 3 feet up or down?
<Moe_Rahn> That could make a difference.
<MagFire> Okay, this conversation is finished.
<Moe_Rahn> Okay... boy, the shit you think of at 2 AM.
<Moe_Rahn> So... um...
<Moe_Rahn> How 'bout them Rams?
<MagFire> I dunno. How 'bout them?
<Moe_Rahn> I dunno either... I was trying to make non-penis-related conversation.
#163086 (298)
<FrostyNerv> when building a pc whats the name of that anti static wrist band thing?
<Darkcyde> an anti-static wristband?
#163131 (1110)
(@ThinG|webbing) how do I zoom in with internet explorer?
(+|Sonic) move your face closer to the screen
#163169 (566)
<Time With A Wounded Hand> I'm downloading Naked Pictures Of Your Mother
<Jax184> great
<Jax184> shes 56
<Jax184> but whatever floats your boat
<Time With A Wounded Hand> It's a song.
<Time With A Wounded Hand> Electric Six - Naked Pictures Of Your Mother
#163301 (9221)
<BigBurk> God i really cant stand windows me
<Felacio> heh i know. i moved to win2k
* Felacio sucks huge cock
<Felacio> errr ME, not /me
#163311 (635)
<tfg> fuck
<tfg> I need my copy of photoshop
<tfg> Cant find the fucking cd :/
<tfg> This chick who lives not far from me want a picture
<tfg> And I need to take the swastica off my forehead
#163333 (1620)
<ignatios> synchronised swimming mang
<Schatten> ok
<ignatios> _o>
<Schatten> _o>
<ignatios> <o_
<paranoid> <o_
<Schatten> <o_
<ignatios> o/
<paranoid> o/
<Schatten> o/
<ignatios> <o>
<paranoid> <o>
<paranoid> ~~~~~~~~~~~<o/~~~~~~~~ HOLY SHIT I CAN'T SWIM
<ignatios> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~~~~~~
<ignatios> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
#163341 (836)
<SheepyMuttonChops> Some kids in the UK were rushed to the hospital after taking viagra at their lunch period.
<SheepyMuttonChops> The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."
<SheepyMuttonChops> Haha best line ever.
#163425 (844)
<bobob> um, any grammar nazi's want to help me out with something?
<Emma> yeah, no apostrophe in nazis ;)
#163457 (340)
<ILikeBush> its sad though, to see so many blind eyes.  Jesus' light is greater than anything you'll ever find here on Earth.
<Proz> Well I met Jesus, he made me a taco.
#163510 (509)
<Foxxz> my dixie wrecked
<DrYcElL> ???
<Foxxz> say it out loud
<DrYcElL> ????????????????????????????????/
<Foxxz> MY DIXIE WRECKED
<Foxxz> yell it
<DrYcElL> MY DIXIE WRECKED!!!!!!!!!
<Foxxz> nah dude, u gotta yell it rl
<DrYcElL> I did
<DrYcElL> my cuz looked at me funny
#163584 (1619)
<AL> Two families move from Pakistan to America.
<AL> When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win.
<AL> A year later they meet again:The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"
<AL> The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead."
#163716 (234)
<Ted> I'd like something to open the damn door automatically.
<bernard> A negro?
<Ted> That would take up too much room in the undersized bathroom here.
<bernard> Gary Coleman?
#164094 (3399)
<Jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my niggers.
<Naive-EOC> Dead?
<Derid-EOC> In the Field?
<Ball-licker> In jail?
<Humur> Killing each other?
<Naive-EOC> Stealing?
<Sailym> Covered in blood?
<Humur> 5$ a piece?
<Derid-EOC> Stupid?
<Jaayy> ...
<Jaayy> BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS!  I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK!
#164246 (588)
<DJCubby> those nintendo songs are apparently done by New Tokyo Philharmonic
<DJCubby> I think
<SomeGuy> The Old Tokyo Philharmonic missed a beat and they all commited seppuku.
#164446 (375)
<organicintelligencebody> they probably have practice at it
<organicintelligencebody> like those telemarketers that have answers for anything you can possibly say
<justin> they do not
<justin> tell them you don't have a phone
#164514 (1059)
<dnc> yesterday ivana had some friends over, and they were flicking through the tv channels, and accidentally hit the input selector - and got the pc tv out input... and spent like 30 minutes watching me play halo thinking it was a tv show
<dnc> glad i wasnt looking at hardcore pr0n
#164573 (954)
<Angst> I don't see why you can't just get a paintball mask, dress up in green, and grab a shotgun
<Angst> plenty of demons to blast the 31st
<oobey> there's something funny about the idea of going around as stealthy as possible with a paintball gun on Halloween playing real life doom against 5 year olds
<oobey> now now
<oobey> kids dont respawn in real life
<Angst> yeah they do
<Angst> it just takes 9+ months
#164580 (460)
<PufPufPaz> hugo: you were kidding about marrying a 19/f/ca right?
<hugo> PufPufPaz: Um.. actually, no, and she's a bisexual vegetarian pagan to boot.
<hugo> My life is weird.
<PufPufPaz> hugo: sounds more interesting than weird.
<hugo> PufPufPaz: May I /msg you? It's complicated. :)
<PufPufPaz> hugo: yeh hope is not for heart related matters, i suck at that
<hugo> Nah, it's just that I met Kate in a chat-room
<hugo> and now she's sitting 10 feet away and we sometimes go into the same chat room and chat w/ everyone.
<PufPufPaz> whats wrong with that?
* hugo smiles
<hugo> My wife is doing an impression of 2 parrots having sex.
* hugo shudders
<hugo> brb
<steltek> Is she involving you in that emulation? If not, you should ask her to demonstrate. :)
<hugo> PufPufPaz: That's not the half of it. She bought one of those  make-your-own-dildo kits because she wanted her best friend to have a 'copy' of me
<PufPufPaz> hugo: tmi
<hugo> but you gotta trim your..um.. before you use the mould
<hugo> so I got this .. thing stuck on me. Looked like I was a human candle.
<PufPufPaz> hugo: really, tmi
<steltek> LOL
<Ralinx> lmao
<hugo> I'll never be able to eat oatmeal again :-/
#164604 (340)
<Rephren> lol yesterday at work a customer asked for mango juice but i seriouisly thought she said mancake and so i repeatedit to her, sorry was that.. mancake? she looked at me strangely and then said MANGO and i walked away feeling like a dumbass
#164609 (441)
<Legendre> I got two spams today - one for weight loss, and one for penile enlargement. I relplied to both, with cc: and asked if they could work something out to transfer my extra weight to my johnson.
#164979 (269)
<Ice_Dragon> microsoft will always be around
<Ice_Dragon> I got news for you, Raede
<Ice_Dragon> when the nuclear weapons kill mankind and the cockroaches mutate into giants
<Ice_Dragon> they'll be using windows
<Ice_Dragon> cockroach windows
#164986 (1021)
<mikeD> ya i got into a fight im so pissed....
<abrutii> well... did you win?
<mikeD> no but i got a good hit in
<abrutii> ya? thats good, where did you hit him?
<mikeD> i hit his hand with my eye
<abrutii> lmfao
#165044 (753)
<Skye_Alpha> Warning: This has caused an illegal operation and will shut down. This happened because you were about to save your work, and we can't have that.