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(3362)<Ocher> hey guyz <Ocher> I SUCK DICK FOR COKE <Ocher> o god... <Ocher> i think my brother has a wireless kb plugged in <Ocher> IM A HUGE FAG <Ocher> yep... <Ocher> he does... <Ocher> MAKE BONDAGE AND BEASTIALITY NATIONAL PASTTIMES <Ocher> argh brb * Ocher is now known as Ocher`Beastiality`Pwnz <Ocher`Beastiality`Pwnz> O SHIT HERE HE COMES #162490
(651)<Trivvie> Name That Dinosaur: __________ ? <Trivvie> 1st Hint: ****************** ********** Question Value : 5 Points <Trivvie> 3rd Hint: Lan*a**ia**o*au*u* *a**ue**i* 15.0 secs & 1 Points Remaining <Trivvie> Times up! The answer was -> Lancanjiangosaurus Cachuensis #162513
(313)* flyback- has joined #asm * flyback- gets off his mom' * flyback- gets off his mom's crappy laptop <Spec-Chum> haha <Spec-Chum> bad typo #162529
(316)<ChOeL> MASTURBASTE <LilPest> I can't, my computer's broken <ChOeL> well <Chibs> Do it yourself then #162595
(1248)<Mary> will you come to my friend from schools engagement party? <John> where? <Mary> hamilton <John> when? <Mary> this Saturday <John> no. <Mary> Please?? why not? <John> I dont know her and it will suck <Mary> You can dance with me! <John> :)/-< <-- Me <John> :)-< <-- You <John> - <John> :)|-< <-- Me <John> :)|-< <-- You <John> - <John> :)-< <-- Me <John> :)/-< <-- You <John> - <John> :)|-< <-- Me <John> :)|-< <-- You <John> - <John> Me --> 8====D~ O: <--- You <Mary> thats cute! <John> if you only knew, babe. <Mary> knew what?? HEY whats the last part mean? #162603
(301)BOSS: hey BOSS: you know this one website? A7X: yeah A7X: thats a cool site #162616
(381)Rann XXV: Geez. Story on "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" about two guys that tried to invent a sport called "parabungee", a combination of skydiving and bungee jumping. And, gee, one of them got hurt when it all fucked up. Right now, God is STILL thinking, "Why the hell isn't that fucker dead?", while Darwin spins in his grave. #162635
(291)xstar: i saw a license plate that said : "MAC USR" xstar: i wanted to hit him xstar: hard xstar: in the face xstar: with a bat #162646
(359)<disturbed>> I have a fear... of EGGS. I know it's silly and my girlfriend makes fun of me saying I have EGGNAPHOBIA. But I have had this problem my whole life... EGGS actually scare me. <disturbed> When people talk about omlettes for example, I feel sick in my stomach... I physically cannot touch EGGS as I get shivery and feel ill and if I see someone eating an EGG sandwich I get a nervous twitch (always in my right eye) and I literally have to leave the room. Even the smell of EGGS makes me feel faint. <disturbed> I think it's because EGGS are from chicken's butts and that always deeply disturbed me as a kid... I think it developed from there. <skelm> you have some really serious issues... #162647
(510)absorb: seamus absorb: why absorb: dont absorb: you absorb: kiss absorb: my big absorb: DICK absorb: you bitchass pussylift Seamus: absorb: because your dick is about as long as your average message length #162653
(227)Wryol: Ouch Blood4Shame: What? Wryol: Nothing Blood4Shame: What is wrong hun? Wryol: ......brb Blood4Shame: Ok? Wryol: Accidentally cumming on cuts burns and stings more than Peroxcide. Blood4Shame: Aww... Well it's calcium, so good for the bones, right? Wryol: ...Remind me never to mention things like that to you again. #162667
(755)[tim:] fuck this game [tim:] the more you beat it the harder it gets [tim:] ... oh god. [tim:] that was never going to sound right. #162689
(806)<vrtny> my boobs hurt <vrtny> anyone wanna masage them ? <Tremor> well maybe some other time <Tremor> im still installing php atm #162719
(693)<insanity> "Before the internet, the village idiot would stay in his own village." #162735
(172)<Aguilera> DCC Exploit Affecting 6.12 <Aguilera> Breaking News. On Oct 20, another exploit was identified which can crash even the recently released version 6.12 <Dabz> lol <Dabz> since when did microsoft make mirc? #162804
(744)<Katsmall> :( My boyfriend is in the hospital and nobody knows what he has! <spknsp3ll> katsmall: what are you doing tonite? <Katsmall> spknsp3ll: Griefing. <spknsp3ll> well if youd like some consoling, i could prolly squeeze an hour in or two <Katsmall> spknsp3ll: Okay... Come on by. I'm very horny. * spknsp3ll scores <Katsmall> spknsp3ll: Just note, that he got it right after me fucking him, and also that I'm a man. #162822
(296)<D5_work> "I am having trouble logging in" <D5_work> 'your username is case sensitive' <D5_work> "But I know my username is case-sensitive" <D5_work> 'okay, let's look at your account' <D5_work> 'what's in the username field?' <D5_work> "I told you, it's 'case-sensitive'" #162827
(335)<rutabaga> I remember one tiem I was trickortreating and this guy ansered the door in assless chaps and a cowboy hat <rutabaga> that was the scaeryist haloween evar #162899
(1295)<MikeTheLanceman> IT AIN'T ROCKET SURGERY PEOPLE. #162916
(581)<Voices> I went to the bookstore this morning and saw a book called 'AOL for Dummies' <Jerec> That's like killing one bird with two stones! #162936
(284)Bebej210: I really miss you Tim. Bebej210: Except for the whole sodomy thing. #162955
(208)<Vespertine> I dare you to take out your cock... lay it on the keyboard.. starting at "A" and tell us what letter it ends at.... <Kairu_Hakubi> umm ok <Kairu_Hakubi> i prolly cant get a good erection right now <Kairu_Hakubi> so youll get a soft reading <Vespertine> ok./ <Kairu_Hakubi> just barely goes to h <Vespertine> oh <Vespertine> .... #162996
(575)<Kosmo`> Why is it called PUBLIC hair if it's on a "private" part? <pakz> you moron! it's not PUBLIC, it's PUBIC <Kosmo`> uh... really!?!? HOLY SHIT! <pakz> what? <Kosmo`> hehe, now I see why my girlfriend laughed when I asked her "why don't you shave your public hair?" #163006
(218)<mmrafk> wtf does the "E" in E-Mail stand for <mmrafk> express-mail ? #163022
(697)<MunInFull> Back in a minute. Gotta speak to the Evil One and negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages. <Prometheus> because god forbid the man could say "take a shit"