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<Taslos>  I know there are no life gaurds on the gene pool, but God damn it there aught to be at least a few sharks in the water.
#162004 (404)
customer24601: what's that sound?
macholyoke: me banging my head against my desk.
customer24601: why are you banging your head against the desk.
macholyoke: so I can speak to you in terms you'll understand, you retard.
#162007 (245)
<NekkidRisu> Oh wow
<Snakerboy> what?
<NekkidRisu> That's the first time I've fully shaved my nutsack, and by fucking god does it feel so cool.
<NekkidRisu> Err
<NekkidRisu> Shit
<NekkidRisu> You shouldn't have seen that. Just like, imagine it's not there or something
#162018 (337)
[4:29pm] <ZombiE_FreaK> dude my brother is wacking off
[4:29pm] <ZombiE_FreaK> eww
<+little-mac> ZombiE_FreaK,go lend him a hand
<ZombiE_FreaK> ^_^ BRB ^_^
<+little-mac> omg
#162023 (242)
<McFarlan> Those bastards did somthing terrible today
<McFarlan> They put a big picture of Goatse in the lunchroom trash can at breakfast this morning
<McFarlan> People would come to dump thier trays...and stop and look down in the trash
<McFarlan> It was really funny, but wrong at the same time :/
<Flex-Work> i would have thrown up
<Flex-Work> :P
<McFarlan> I thought a couple were
<McFarlan> Then the principal walks over
<McFarlan> Grabs the trashcan, and walks out of the cafeteria
<Moonsaber> Do you think they linked it to you? :-)
<McFarlan> I'm hoping not
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<ByteSize> warez = abrv. from "where is"
<ByteSize> right?
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<Ohm`laptop> wb
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<brainchasm> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain
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<Barracuda_Sanchez> i have a pubic hair on my moniter
<Barracuda_Sanchez> i thought it was a comma
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<DizzDvl> didja know that a bee's penis breaks off in the queen and she saves it for later?
<rabbit> saves it for later for what?
<DizzDvl> saves it for later when she needs to fertilize eggs
<MoouadDib> if the queen's next lover isn't as good she slaps him with the penis of previous lovers
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<ANDYHAZARD> i need a file
<kenners> you misspelled "life"
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(+comatosis) I DID IT! my first fucking mod! I took off my video card fan which is puny shit and added a BIG one :P
(+comatosis) how much performance will i gain
(+t0by`) none
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<jolt> this sucks
<jolt> i joined #insomniacs, but they're all sleeping
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<smapdi> in an attempt to get me to stop drinking and smoking so much pot and get motivated twords computers my dad got me dsl
<smapdi> basically, all he acomplished was a way for me to get alot of pr0n
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<razzberri> but by the time i shower and get prettied up it will be raining again :
<Shiva-TPF-> by the time I shower and get prettied up the sun will have burnt out.
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<robot_touch> My town was too poor to have a priest.  Our nun had to use a strap-on.
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<Deltan> I think that machine needs a reboot
<Deltan> Try to edit the net adapter properties.  "An unexpected error has occured" with an OK button.
<Deltan> Where's the, "No it's not fucking OK" button.
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<BaconStation> somewhere in the universe, a Norm also quits IRC.
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(@[I]vo) i'd be the worst jesus ever, i'd be constantly drunk if i could turn water into wine
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21:28 < tijmen> WHO wants to meet a very handsome boy?
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Last night, I was looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself, where the fuck is my ceiling?!?
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(NooDLe) the next stage of female evolution
(NooDLe) will come with inbuilt oven
(NooDLe) and no vocal chords
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<kurai> lol this is the best warning ever looklook:
<kurai> This is your brain -> O
<kurai> This is your brain on drugs -> o
<kurai> This is your butthole -> o
<kurai> This is your butthole in prison -> O
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<Octane> I was once watching this documentary on Discovery channel.
<Octane> They had this Asian family cooking scorpions.
<Octane> The reporter asked one of the family members, "what does it taste like?"
<Octane> The family member responded, "tastes like penguin".