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<goatasaur> what do you call a black guy flying an airplane?
<blah> i refuse to anwser that
<blah> im probably wrong
<goatasaur> a PILOT, you racist
#158773 (357)
<Iced_Eyes> Hi, Renegade.
<Renegade> s4wp 1c3d_1z?!?!?!?!?
<Renegade> sorry, i had to counteract your grammer
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<Nigel> How many babies does it take to paint a house?
<Nigel> Trick question. It really depends on how hard you throw them.
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ieyeasu: Many college students are liberals.
ieyeasu: But liberalism != communism.
vinnie: I know, I was just lumping everyone together in a convenient group
vinnie: gah... has my text gone all italics?
ieyeasu: Ack!
ieyeasu: ITALICS!
ieyeasu: Ironically, in a convo about communism, you've started slanting right.
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<Mangusta> it's so quiet.... I could download the sound of a pin dropping
#159585 (330)
- (JustHalf) #boards != warez?
- (kairo) try #boardz
- (kairo) if it ends in 'z' , its gotta be illegal
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<Zeion> mints must be very profitable
<Palmetto> what are you talking about?
<Palmetto> mints are government institutions
<Palmetto> they don't make any money
<Zeion> yes they do
#159925 (396)
rennsportt: im wishin i would just go ta bed
rennsportt: i got a 9am
Kilik423: why don't you
rennsportt: tryin to install software  i need tomorow off a network drive
rennsportt: installed it earlier
rennsportt: but din work
rennsportt: so im tryin again
rennsportt: if it dont work this time, im givin up
Kilik423: heh
Kilik423: you know what you need?
rennsportt: whats that
Kilik423: more cowbell
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<+coondawg> the creativity used in porn title naming if applied correctly could probly cure cancer
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<redoz> it should be illegal to release games in the middle of midterms
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<Ettin> Heeey, Lyrai
<Ettin> Hypotheeetical queestion for you
<Ettin> If you geeeet seemen on thee keeyboard, wwould it breeak it?
<Ettin> (Sorry, my "E" keey is sticky)
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<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say something nice, dont say anything"? well, I have a corollary to that - it goes "if you cant say something meaningful, go away or be quiet"
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ILOVEKAZAA (java@81.109.64.QK00=) has joined. «25 people»
<@Infinik> ILOVEKAZAA: Hello, I work for the RIAA. Your computer address has been logged.
<ILOVEKAZAA> FUCK
ILOVEKAZAA «java@81.109.64.QK00=» has Quit iRC (User exited)
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<@Kaelic> my arm hurts from bowling
<@Kaelic> you would think it is use to this kind of stress
<@Orca> ...no comment
* @Orca isn't going to take as obvious a shot as that one ;p
<@Kaelic> I'll leave that to be interpreted as each sees fit :)
<@OWK> It's probably used to handling smaller balls.
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<miksa> I remember the first time I went shitting in the woods at army. I still have nightmares of how the mosquitos atacked my balls X(
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<SKS_Lover> some people call me the space cowboy
<SKS_Lover> yeaaaah
<SKS_Lover> some people call me the gangster of looove
<SKS_Lover> SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAUUUURICE
<Moe_Rahn> Some people want to hit you with a brick.
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•Fileman• i slept like a baby last night
•DuFF• suckin your thumb and shittin the bed?
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<Cherky> god school sucks
<Cherky> well what i mean by that is "God, school sucks." not "God school,  sucks"
<Cherky> god school would be pretty cool
<Cherky> get to learn how to create planets and stuff
<Cherky> and smite people
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* GM_Axis swings around a drop kicks Ras
* Ras backflips
* HairLeMair looks ambient
* GM_Axis strikes fighting pose
<GM_Axis> FIGHT!
<Ras> you cant win
<Ras> because I...
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Ras
<GM_Axis> DAAAAAMN!
<Ras> Am the one
* Ras flies away, doing his superman thing
#161876 (624)
<Hotwire> Crap. i hate having the flu.
<Bananarama> y?
<Hotwire> i sneezed, banged my head on the table, knocked my coffee over onto my keyboard then as i picked the cup and what coffee was left in it, i sneezed again, and dropped the mug right onto my nuts.
<Hotwire> 'WARNING! Illness can cause sterility'
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<FunnyPants> Do i look dumb or am i really dumb?
<Mr...> both...
<FunnyPants> I dont get it?
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<sta-hi> YOU DONT SCARE ME ENCLAVED
<sta-hi> I EAT HOMOS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST
<sta-hi> er..
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<Kris> I tried to use an ouija board as a mouse-pad once, but my stupid <censored>ing mouse kept opening diablo2 when I wasn't watching
#161963 (257)
Cynicisity: My best friend said that going to Purdue is like having unprotected sex; it feels great to get in, but you're pissed that you came.