#166434 (497)
<TheShadowHunter> Im still afraid to ask if I did anything unusual while on morphine. I dont remember it really affecting me at all but for all I know I couldve been running up and down the halls naked and pushing old people out of wheelchairs.
<TheShadowHunter> Thats something I prefer to do while entirely coherent.
#166449 (256)
disinfo46and2 wants to send file C:Program FilesEvan's StuffStuffMR. BUNGLE  -  Squeeze Me Macaroni.mp3.
disinfo46and2: I wish this shit would bing or something when it's complete
Twinblade590: Lol
disinfo46and2: Seriousy, fucking AIM is less sophisticated than my microwave
disinfo46and2: Hell, my microwave plays a song when it's done
#166516 (367)
<GreenFux> gym music always sounds like porn music for some reason
<Rakekniven> Same with 60's and 70's educational film strips.
<Rakekniven> Whoever would've guesed that Oxygen and Hydrogen enjoy bonding to the same music as Bunny Love and Brock Stiffy.
<opie> heh
<GreenFux> i think that i will formulate a theory that the universe is powered by hot steamy sex
<GreenFux> it makes more sense than string theory right away
#166558 (355)
DesusGrimm: Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay!
DesusGrimm: someone actually put that as their info.
DesusGrimm: someone that I once made out with.
Lord Galadriel: meagan
DesusGrimm: WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS UNTIL THE END OF TIME
DesusGrimm: fuck.
Lord Galadriel: lol
#166566 (972)
<twanks> i met this chick at the bar the other day
<twanks> and she was all like "i wanna fuck your brains out" steamy woman...
<twanks> so i was all "hell yeh"
<twanks> so we come back to my place
<twanks> and she jumps on my bed, strips down
<twanks> then she opens her legs wide, begins strokin the ole axe wound
<twanks> and shes moaning and stuff
<twanks> and dude
<twanks> i reckon i coulda had sex
#166572 (281)
<mm13> people who eat people
<mm13> are the hungriest people
#166683 (1333)
<zP|Russina`cs> the teacher was like justin did you do your homework
<zP|Russina`cs> i was like no forgot to
<zP|Russina`cs> shes like well thats bad news
<zP|Russina`cs> i was like well i got some good news i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
#166809 (953)
<DigiB0t>  Coming Up : ' Linkin Park - Nobody's Listening '! Your current DJ is : MaxxSpawn!  We currently have   0 listeners.
#166906 (621)
<emlodro> what country is exe
<think> binary islands
#166910 (825)
<schnorks> OFFICIAL ATOMIC TIME: 11:41:28PM CDT
<Sigma> OMG schnorks has the A-BOMB
<schnorks> No, the atomic time has nothing to do with weapons of any sort.
<Coco13> schnorks is correct.
<Coco13> The second is based on the wavelength of a particular atom.
<schnorks> What about the first?
<Coco13> You are such a fucking whore.
#166920 (1387)
<MightyBlueJustice> I need to jack a hole in this floor so I can get the internet hooked up to the comp in the basement.
<MightyBlueJustice> I need more power tools
<MKDemon> You don't have a drill?
<MightyBlueJustice> We do somewhere.
<MightyBlueJustice> All I can find is a power sander and I just don't have that kind of time.
#166937 (358)
DittzieBlondee06: is she a better kisser then me
DittzieBlondee06: haha
onkeybutt87: haha, I wish I knew
DittzieBlondee06: hahaha
DittzieBlondee06: i bet ya do
DittzieBlondee06: lol
onkeybutt87: I'll just have to use my imagination
DittzieBlondee06: yep
DittzieBlondee06: ya will
onkeybutt87: or chloroform
#166952 (451)
<RoyCastle> i think my body is compensating for my not eating anything by delving deeper into insanity
<RoyCastle> like earlier I was looking at a picture of a dead cat on the internet and for a moment it made me understand multivariable calculus
<mflynn00> liar
<RoyCastle> k.. it was midget pr0n
#166956 (6064)
[ron`] Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake
#167054 (836)
(@[e]space) going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion
#167081 (317)
<dekk> your mom lost her virginity in a penis accident
<[b&]shoez> i lost my penis in a virginity accident
#167145 (247)
<@maroo> I jumped off a bridge into a river once... they asked me what I was doing... I told them I was LARPing a fish.
#167230 (1076)
<Trekkie> this ant has run around 15 times around the screen of my monitor
<IceBerg> kill it with ur mouse
<Trekkie> i tried clicking on him; he wont die
<IceBerg> no you nerd, smash it with your mouse
#167247 (1282)
<squid> This spider is such an asshole.
<Sushi-X> y dont u just smash it with impunity?
<squid> It's on the ceiling, and I am not.
<Sushi-X> tell it to come down and fight like a man....or you can climb and fight like a spider
#167361 (1216)
<Lachlan> Doogie, what the fuck do you think the emergency generators are there for?
<Doogie> ummm....
<Sam> Generating Emergencies.
#167435 (814)
<despair> I need a nigger HD :(
<despair> b
<despair> bigger
<despair> omfg... bad ass typo
#167524 (838)
<AV-Cables> np: [ - ] [06:05m]
<Frozen-Solid> god DAMN your tags suck av.
<AV-Cables> I know. :D
<AV-Cables> No, I have to re-tag them.
<AV-Cables> I just converted ALL my songs to 192kbps.
<AV-Cables> And the Smashing...LIVE! soundtrack to 320kbps.
<Frozen-Solid> uh....
<Frozen-Solid> converted from what...?
<AV-Cables> 128kbps
#167569 (619)
<Lointamer> oh crap...kids found my vibrators again
#167574 (398)
<kinkos> can you use a tesla coil as a sexual toy?
<Aegis`> yah, but only once.
<kinkos> once is all i need!
#167594 (689)
<Ilendil> If two stick people had sex, would it start a fire?