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(530)<dayve> i was pissing in a toilet tonight at the movies.. in the cubicle bit <dayve> then i look at the wall and see some guy has tagged the letters BBS <dayve> then i caught myself thinking "fuck.. i'd better hurry up" <evlisisdead> you fucking nerd #149650
(1703)[ Skip ] my mum told me she deleted "that program that you have obscene conversations on" [ Skip ] i came on and irc was still here [ Skip ] yet my winamp is gone :S #149692
(592)<TossMonkey> well, people who take a test on the internet to see if they have a personality should already know the answer. #149815
(826)[Luke]: I must say my mum is bad when it comes to security. Norton says her download is a virus, so she disables norton and runs the exe. FFS!!! #149820
(494)<Ed> alright <Ed> the world is completely fucked <Ed> my neighbour has a "No visitors except by prior arrangement" sign <Ed> thing is, I just found out that the bastard's a Jehova's Witness <Ed> I wonder if a "No thanks, I'm a Protestant" would work any on my door #149865
(465)<tritt> strange... i just logged into my box and I'm pretty sure i used tab completion on my password o_O <Yot> you and your ultra-secure linux ways #149900
(548)<gilm0re> I wanna make a movie called "I Rock Your Mom" and make it a story about a child who has to triumph over constipation and an erectile disfunction. <TJ32> ahh.. an autobiography #149939
(761)<Algorithms> I just threw a squirrel carcass in a cardboard box and installed NetBSD on it. #149962
(812)themack: just played the saxophone for 15 minutes and my lips are already sore ScooterX: themack: Try playing it from the small end next time! #150012
(730)Guillaume: So you wnna bough me a dictionnary huh ? Gila-Monster: lol Yep. An english one. Guillaume: Nha nonsense I completely masterize the english language. #150015
(1039)obsession: santa.. he's pretty lucky.. cuz he knows where all the naughty girls are at... obsession: that's why he's so jolly u see? #150020
(36)Sorcerer: I mean shit, that one time I got banned, my dog came on and pissed everybody off on the RPGC boards while I was in the shower! I swear! Honest! #150031
(1037)<dreamwraith> I am going to create a Nicotine Golem. I will call him son and he will call me father and we will bond. At night, I will lick him. <dreamwraith> I WANT A CIGARETTE. That is all. #150273
(36)<mjg> DrP, how the hell are you <DrPoole> I am a slave to the money my friend. <DrPoole> I am the nine, to, fiver <mjg> I'm a 7 to sixer <DrPoole> Yeah. <DrPoole> I'm lost in office space world though. <DrPoole> I get home, and have no interest in my home box. <mjg> TPS Reports? <DrPoole> something like that. <mjg> that reminds me, my coworker still has my copy of Office Space <DrPoole> I pretty much sit at the tv, or I go to the bar with friends at night. <mjg> go to the bar. wish i had that time. you liking the work? <DrPoole> Yeah, but...my place is weird. <DrPoole> it's like....there's so little to actually DO... <DrPoole> but...there's a lot that needs to get done <DrPoole> but...only one guy really knows what those items are. <DrPoole> so, the only way to get a project <DrPoole> is to show interest in it, and to fire off ideas to him, or...in other words...bother him until he gives you something todotofillthevoidOFTHEMOTHERFUCKINGWORKDAY!!!! #150311
(1246)Ramladu X: They should make porn legal. annoying hamster: Wait, it isn't? Ramladu X: Not the kind I like. #150344
(702)[idarwin] I just spent like 45 minutes debugging this c++ code and delete whole chunks of it to track down this problem [idarwin] and it was all because I forgot a break; <@Avalanche> i found out why my mouse stopped working <@Avalanche> turns out, it was my cell phone #150374
(-518)<pork> GAS THE JEWS <Kristy> thats horrible <Kosta> See Kristy, you just misspelled "honorable" again #150543
(681)<Picco|0z> {[io_sreep]} Can you explain what RAID is to me? <halcy0n> isn't it two harddrives where one holds all the 1's and the other holds all the 0's? #150583
(927)<EK> Quentin Tarinto on the use of CGI in movies "'You know, my guys are all real. There's no computer fucking around. I'm sick to death of all that shit. This is old school with fucking cameras. If i'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have gone home and stuck my dick in my Nintendo." <Nikaji> o_O <Chaosmeika> nintendo has a penis port? <EK> I wish. #150598
(263)<pagan> i moved out of necesity <griffin> neccessity is the mother of invention <Bard^> griffin who is the father of invention <griffin> opression <Bard^> why do you say opression <griffin> because he fucked neccessity #150655
(797)<cvd> fscking Cisco 3.0 material is in Engrish or some shit <cvd> It's hard to study shit when they can't even write a complete sentence <Macolio> super happy 100% network failure occurance! #150983
(569)<auenf> boss: 'why is my computer taking so fucking long' <auenf> me: 'its a Pentium 166' <auenf> boss: 'since when has this computer been a fucking pentium 166' <auenf> me: 'since about 1996' #151071
(967)[+Matt] Problem is, Cube fans are angered because they think everyone thinks Nintendo make kids game [+Matt] And Xbox fans are angered because they think that everyone thinks the Xbox is a brick [%Crok] nintendo and microsoft should work together to make lego #151210
(818)<Mohjo> your puny sacks cannot hold me <Mohjo> ... that made me sound like an overly large testicle #151227
(11120)IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance" IronChef Foicite: but a potato! IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol IronChef Foicite: but there's more! IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you" IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"