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(510)<CF> MMORPG players are freaks. <CF> If I ever have kids, and I catch them doing anything with a computer except for normal stuff like porn and hacking into school to change their grades, I will beat their asses like a red headed step child. #147509
(423)<Trippin^Chick> it wouldnt hurt to talk u know <Trippin^Chick> i know coz i talk all the time <Hash_Pipe> i want to ask you a bunch of questions and i want to have them answered immediately <Trippin^Chick> really? <Hash_Pipe> who is your daddy and what does he do? * Trippin^Chick shrugs <Trippin^Chick> can i lie? <Hash_Pipe> im a cop you idiot <Trippin^Chick> cool <Trippin^Chick> really? <Hash_Pipe> stop it! <Hash_Pipe> who is your daddy and what does he do? <Hash_Pipe> i want to ask you a bunch of questions and i want to have them answered immediately <Trippin^Chick> Hash_Pipe...has any1 ever had the heart to tell u that ur boring? <Hash_Pipe> stop whining...... <Trippin^Chick> who was whining? <Hash_Pipe> stop it! <Hash_Pipe> stop whining...... <Hash_Pipe> i hope you leave enough room for my fist because im going to ram it into your stomach <Trippin^Chick> ur not a very nice person r u Hash? <Hash_Pipe> stop whining...... #147512
(331)<Wario> can't sleep. clowns will eat me <Kyle> Instead of sleeping.. <Kyle> Scan your boobies. :D <Trunks> Yeah. <Trunks> That works. <Trunks> That'd be funny if her parents walked in. <Trunks> Tits on the scanner. <Kyle> "Hmm. This is awkward." #147519
(84)<Jaron> I DONT WANT TO INSTALL WINAMP!! <Jaron> its bloated, it takes over all my files, and crashes all the time <Jaron> If i wanted that, i'd just use Media Player #147532
(197)* demo20b has joined #odoru <timeless> stfu * demo20b has quit IRC (Exit: if you stand at the top of a very tall building, do u eva feel like jumping off?) <timeless> omg <timeless> thats all i takes to get rid of him?? #147543
(72)<pies> stop teh flaming ! <grandja> hahah! I hear you man! <pcverden> Grandja I told u not to listen to those voices in your head. THEY ARE NOT THERE!!!!! <cantona> No point saying that! He just thinks you are another one! #147549
(659)<klafka> Penis-enlargement pills contain a less-than-sexy dose of bacteria and other contaminants <Tecato> What's some contaminants when it comes to a bigger penis? <klafka> what if your penis turns green? <Tecato> Will it be big? <klafka> monstrous <Tecato> Then you could name it Hulk. <Tecato> And before you have sex you could scream "HULK SMASH!" #147563
(39)<WI-RaZ0r> ok fuck u bitch <ArmedFred> The only thing insulting about that sentence was the terrible spelling #147575
(622)<jd> i'm hung like planet pluto <drew> hard to see with the naked eye? #147599
(431)<Karnaugh> if sex is shitty, you're doing it wrong <BinX> Or you're doing anal. #147615
(1292)<Zax`away> BUT WHAT DOES GOD DO WHEN A KITTEN MASTURBATES!? #147732
(862)<Nekroe> when any of yous were at high school, did any idiots ever knee you in the arse, and go: 'YOUVE JUST BEEN BOOFED UP THE ARSE BY AN ELEPHANT!'? <than> when I was at high school, some elephants came up behind me and stuck their dicks in my ass and said "YOU'VE JUST BEEN KNEE'D IN THE ARSE BY A HIGH SCHOOL KID!!" <Nekroe> mmm. clever <than> I didn't think it was clever. I thought it was a bit juvenile. Those elephants should have known better #147757
(1472)<Queued-W> Of course, there are already puzzles without pictures on the front <Minstrel> Queued: you have to turn the pieces over <Queued-W> I'll be damned, it's a kitten #147771
(536)<Laemtao> Girls are like Wolfenstein 3D. <Shatai> How so? <Laemtao> If you get far enough, you have to fight Hitler himself. #148098
(627)<timovgod> I was in a rape awarness class once, well... my picture was. #148121
(1361)<Soybomb> On the way home yesterday, I saw a car with a vanity plate that read: LINUX OS <Soybomb> I really wished for a truck with a WINDOWS plate to ram it...sadly, no. <Druuna> unfortunately, you'd probably crash before hitting it... #148790
(720)<@grim^> one time <@grim^> I had my dick in this girl <@grim^> and it was nice <@jonoblows> and then the doctor pulled you all the way out, right? #148851
(790)<november7> 100 pts <`red> in canada we get 200 pts for running over americans. <november7> yea but over here your points arent worth shit #148914
(1057)<Javin> God I need to do laundry. <Javin> At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones I'm able to catch. <Doh_> catch? <Doh_> you mean there mOVING? <Javin> Not as fast as the socks, but yes. <Doh_> heh #149087
(393)<Bubbaprog> you know nothing of men :-) <Calisa> I know that it's not appropriate to masturbate when you're in the same room as your daughter, thinking it's okay because you think she's asleep. <Calisa> I know something! <Calisa> He stopped every now and then when he heard my sister shifting. <asshat> thats good parenting #149134
(361)<xcham> as part of my CS experience, I'm going to debug java to try and meet geek chicks. :P <xcham> then I'll e-mail Sun Microsystems and tell them "JAVA GOT ME LAID" <jimmiejaz> java and chicks only go together at starbucks. #149189
(580)<Shikamaru> anyhow, i don't consider myself asian. i'm white, but god screwed up my texturemap. #149234
(565)(+|STE|) Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. (+|STE|) The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life." (+|STE|) Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?" (+|STE|) The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead." #149402
(378)<rezza> wow this 2.6 linux kernel is a big improvement on the 2.4 series... i can do all sorts of crap at the same time with no slowdown... <mojomonkee> while you're compiling programs and updating dependencies at blazing speeds <mojomonkee> i'm actually doing things #149419
(223)<fly> i need a life out side of sex <@UltraBishiRyo-Sensei> funny <@UltraBishiRyo-Sensei> most people want it the other way around