#147016 (194)
<DAWg> AHHHHH!!!! hjorten kill my teacher....today's lesson is a intro to windows 2000
<DAWg> "this is a mouse"
<Hjorten> haha
<DAWg> "this is a monitor"
<DAWg> "ctrl+c copies"
<DAWg> fucking christ
#147017 (150)
<@ritual> life.
<@SharkDeath> Installed it about 20 minutes ago.
<@SharkDeath> Haven't played it yet tho.
<@ritual> got one hour 20 mins left on download
#147018 (327)
<x0b> hey
<@wrong> HI
<x0b> suh wrong
<x0b> everything alright
<x0b> or
<x0b> all wrong
<x0b> :P
<|iquid> haa haa
<|iquid> you're very funny x0b
<|iquid> painfully funny
<|iquid> I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want you to hang yourself.
#147020 (124)
<Pico> I might have to reinstall Win...I mean, GAYdows
<Killfrenzy> *snrk*
<Steve> Hey! I take offense to that!
<Steve> I have sucked MUCH less cock than Windows has!
#147026 (203)
Phazer: 24 Billion served?
Nic: Yeah, I'm that good.
Peter: Or, that easy.
#147027 (414)
*Isabel has entered #icybercafe
<whitemithrandir> OMG OMG OMG ISABEL ASL ASL ASL ASL
<isabel> Altitude: 6-52 meters above sealevel. Speed: 62 mi/hr. Location: Eastern seaboard.
<whitemithrandir> coo. wanna cyber?
*Isabel has left #icybercafe
#147029 (518)
<TriviaBot>  BIG.1372. Norse mythology: What killed Baldur ?
<TriviaBot>  1st Hint: *********   Question Value : 3 Points
<Darric> his gate
<kutuzov> a gate
<sheoul> lol
<Darric> lolol
<sheoul> NERDS!
#147182 (917)
<@Zero> adding an h next to an s in every word spices it up
<@Zero> shpanks, shandels, shaffire, shilly, shaddup
<Red_Baron> until you tell your dog to sit
#147236 (230)
<-yptosis> Hey, I took a picture of my wang like df did. Let me upload it.
<-yptosis> It'll take a bit, it is a 9 meg file.
#147245 (195)
BuXtonZer0: i dunno why its such a good combo
BuXtonZer0: the goldfish are crunchy and cheesy, while the coke is cold, refreshing, sweet, and breaks down the goldfish
Benihana420: and your teeth
Benihana420: at the same time
BuXtonZer0: another plus
#147249 (939)
<spender> listen gentlemen
<spender> i will tell you a tale
<spender> of an interesting proof
<spender> it came to me in a vision
<spender> it proceeds as follows:
<spender> Claim: The set of functions f : |N -> { 0, 1 } is uncountable
<spender> Proof:
* kronixx thinkz spender needs a gf
<spender> SILENCE
#147262 (163)
<Robotzombie> love is never having to say I wish you didn't have a nutsack
<Robotzombie> well, maybe it's not
#147265 (146)
<Firien> damn girls
* iBaller will never understand them
<Firien> they drive you round the bend
<Firien> and then charge you for the petrol :P
<iBaller> XD
#147270 (971)
<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation
<cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do?
#147273 (391)
onkeybutt87: I have no work ethic
onkeybutt87: or ethics
onkeybutt87: in a related note, I'm going to go hit babies
#147274 (254)
Dieldo: Heh no way, the best is Tantric sex
AnalRetribuiton: well i am the master of something i have come to call
AnalRetribuiton: wtf'ing
AnalRetribuiton: it's where i have sex with a girl finish in 3 seconds and she goes "what the fuck?"
Dieldo: Lol
#147275 (448)
<{gy}IRONMAN> I don't think Arnold will be elected.
<{gy}IRONMAN> Being a movie star isn't enough. We saw that with Reagan
<Paralysis> Damn, and all this time I thought Reagan got elected
#147278 (684)
<bleak> ablsh vwls! vwls r spm!
<bleak> t's wll knwn fct tht vwls s t mch bndwdth
<Alanna> bleak: OMG, for a moment there I thought that you had learned Welsh
#147279 (185)
* hunterkll kneels and prays liek a good knight
<hunterkll> hunterkll: you have earned 10 virtue points and 5 strengthpoints
<hunterkll> and access to two hints
<hunterkll> heh :D
<jgannon> However, you still have -8 charisma.
#147320 (596)
<Crispy`> My teacher let me Clear the junk off the student computers in class today. Total AIM Buddy Lists cleared for good: 5 Total videos of kiddy porn deleted: 3 Total MILF Hunter videos deleted: 4 Total Virus games downloaded off kazaa in hopes it will be the right game: 7 Knowing I'm not alone: Priceless.
#147463 (1284)
<Zap> back from raev lol.
<Protected> raev?
<Gray|ogl> raev = a codename for gaybar, only gaypeople know about it
<Gray|ogl> doh.
#147493 (316)
<-yper-orse> mamma mia
<-yper-orse> my my
<-yper-orse> i cannot resist u
<-yper-orse> mamma mia
<Squeeks> "With Dragon Voice, you too can flood IRC Channels as you sing to ABBA"
#147497 (424)
<Suiko> how the fuck could a search for 'final fantasy 7 manga' bring up 'harry potter yaoi'
#147498 (310)
<mungbean> using VB is like masturbating with a cheese grater.
#147503 (592)
<Lisy-lis> ..am I a geek for trying to make the top quotes on bash have exactly 1337 votes?