#146063 (896)
<Volksweasel> cool...there's a TON of cardinals on the tree outside my window
<enaz> cardinals are usually safe, it's the priests you have to watch out for
#146073 (1996)
<BChikapa> wan 2 cybar?
<Calisa> We have sex three times, it's fun, I get pregnant, Jimmy needs a daddy.
<BChikapa> I refuse to pay child support, and lengthy leagal battles ensue.
<Calisa> Jimmy becomes torn by his dashed hopes of having a father, so he murders you while you're sleeping on the job at the toll booth.
<BChikapa> All my family members despise me, and as a result no one has any money to pay for my disposal.
<BChikapa> I am unceremoniously dumped into the Hudson River, wrapped in a cheap plastic tarp.
#146075 (348)
<Fistandantilus> It's unpleasing, to see a bunch of xylophone ribs poking out the sides of a girl... I imagine it'd be like sticking my dick into a pillow sack full of greased coathangers.
#146190 (258)
<Shiv_TXS> are you having phone sex or something?
<Twiztid> no
<Twiztid> some girl answered
#146191 (246)
<FlypServ> ive only known two eq addicted people, one grew up and the other dumped me to work on her character
#146192 (69)
<Raptor> ---
<Raptor> very funny ad...
<Raptor> and is alien-homonoid coming to Gamecube or PS2 or both?
<Raptor> Because they are both very fine systems and X-Box,Well... It can rot in hell with Bill Gates, The evilest man to walk the earth.
<Raptor> ---
<Raptor> Yes, compared to Bill Gates, Ghengis Khan was a fucking saint, and don't even get me started on some Chinese Emperors and Stalin, they could be like fucking Jesus! God damn that Bill Gates is a plight upon man.
<Ross> Hey now, Ghengis Khan did a lot of good
<Ross> He made Russia rich, and re-opened the silk road
<Ross> AND he killed 800,000 arabs in a week
#146193 (651)
<I|O> goin off to college
<I|O> mom got me a dehumidifer
<I|O> dad got me a humidifier
<xiao> stick em in yer room for a night. let them fight it out
#146205 (-186)
<BluePhoenix> I predict that in 500 years, everyone will be the same color.
<@Measure> well after we rocket all the blacks into the sun, sure
#146343 (718)
<[UMCP]TROGDOR> explain to me why i need to defragment my disk
<[UMCP]TROGDOR> whats the advantage
<[UMCP]commieboy> faster access speed
<[UMCP]commieboy> Saint Google may be to your aide.
<[UMCP]TROGDOR> it says its moving all my files
<[UMCP]commieboy> yessir
<[UMCP]TROGDOR> why
<[UMCP]TROGDOR> ill NEVER FIND THEM
#146402 (314)
(bigwurm) if your concerned about the ammount of cpu time an onboard sound card uses, you should really get a new cpu + mobo
(@|-ZenitH-|) or a life
#146425 (550)
<stray> i gotweed.net
<stray> im gonna gethigh.org
<drew-> havefun.com/youfuckingidiot
#146497 (7015)
<DemonEater> wtf
<DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship
<DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy
#146650 (426)
<HumanHead> :/
<HumanHead> I tried to pull a drew at Video Warehouse
<HumanHead> <me> Do you have any job openings?
<HumanHead> <guy> no positions are open right now
<HumanHead> <me> that only means one thing...SOMEONE MUST DIE
<HumanHead> *me is asked to leave
#146656 (1392)
<Errata> f y cn rd ths y cn gt gd jb n cmptr prgrmng
#146822 (1460)
(Bass_EXE): reminds me of this one time.. this girl said 'HA! and what would you guys do without us women?!' I just replied 'domesticate another animal.'
#146929 (145)
<@Oedipus> Hoe chit.
<@Oedipus> Another winning porno idea.
<@Oedipus> "The Crying Game"
<@Oedipus> We get some poor dude to come and do it with some chick.
<@Oedipus> When everything is getting all sexy and intimate they get naked.
<@Oedipus> BAM!
<@Oedipus> Shemale willy!
#146982 (311)
MasochisticAngyl: what i wouldn't give for some flesh or pancres covered in blood right now
XxJoeZeroxX: pancreas?
MasochisticAngyl: thank you for the correction
XxJoeZeroxX: wasnt intended as such, more as a question as to why this organ was singled out.
MasochisticAngyl: the sweetest one
XxJoeZeroxX: i somehow have the feeling being involved with you is going to get me in trouble one day.
#146984 (131)
<dsf> WHY DOSNT UNDO EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD ?
<dsf> or cut or paste or copy
<|M|R|> well that was my Question when my mom brought me to this world :D
#146989 (271)
<Entriech> Theatre tickets are 91$ at the cheapest?
<Entriech> Jesus Christ.
<Entriech> What do they think I am, made of money?
<Entriech> Cause even if I was, that's like sawing my dick in half for theatre tickets.
#146993 (222)
* Trust is back from "" (Away for 32330secs (08:58:50))
<elDiablo> O_O
* Trust is away "Upgrading Away Script" at Monday September 15th 2003 05:07:44pm GMT
#146994 (237)
<Monkey> Won't you take me to Funky Town?
<triple6> I'm not going that way, sorry.
#146996 (303)
<Ransid> i did tech support for a day before i quit when someone asked me whats double clicking
#147008 (243)
<curse|sleeeep> i think i'm calling in to work tomorrow
<curse|sleeeep> i'm coughing up things that aren't even mine
<Zomb-mar> next time spit and dont swallow
#147010 (300)
+icnocop> any advice on what program to use to compare two files like windiff or something?
@theForger> how aobut windiff
@Wyatt> huhuhu
@Wyatt> or something.
+icnocop> ok i guess it's good enough. thanks
+rottle> haha
+rottle> that was the most pointless thing ever
#147015 (275)
<Comanche> fuck off windows with your low dick space thing.
<Comanche> err. *disk :P
<Kim> LOL
<Comanche> typo :P
<xeon> lol, warning no dick found