<punxy> hi all
<_John> hi
<_John> do you have a vagina?
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<_John> asking people if they have a vagina is a new h4x0ring technique to crash people boxes
<punxy> hi all
<_John> hi
<_John> do you have a vagina?
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<_John> asking people if they have a vagina is a new h4x0ring technique to crash people boxes
<Costilled> and I'm left thinking
<Costilled> what's so new about it?
<Costilled> so I kick the guy in the throat
<Costilled> and take his wallet
<Mystech> o.o out
<Mystech> Or ouch
<Mystech> depending on how weirdly my brain is functioning tonight.
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<Costilled> and then there was deer
<Costilled> don't get me started on deer
<karass> i wont
<karass> sorry i brought it up
<Costilled> but the pizza was hand tossed
<Costilled> the cook could have tossed off in the dough and we wouldn't know
<Mystech> Well like didn't you watch him make the dough, too?
<Costilled> He was kneading the dough as only a hooter girl could understand
<Costilled> you know if they drop the dough while tossing it, your pizza is free
<Mystech> Wow, man, that's deep.
<Costilled> Did you know
<Costilled> you can no longer get a pitcher of soda at pizza hut
<Costilled> ?
<karass> *gasp*
<Costilled> your refills are free
<karass> ive never gotten a pitcher of soda at pizza hut, so i dont think im terribly put off by the bad news
<Costilled> they just don't want you hording the soda
<Mystech> hehe
<Costilled> the glasses are rediculously small however
<Mystech> Arizona is the state of free refills.
<Mystech> all refills are free.
<Costilled> A smurf would get caught by his knickers if he decided to go for a swim
<Mystech> uhhhhh. . . huh?
<Costilled> and remember, it's never polite to place your tip to the server by aiming coins into his buttcrack
<Mystech> O.o It's not polite for your server's buttcrack to be showing.
<Costilled> I didn't care
<Costilled> I was tipping him with the money I got from the guy I kicked in the throat
<Costilled> nevermind the fact that it was canadian
<Costilled> the money that is, not the buttcrack
<Mystech> Them canadians are infultrating out society.
<karass> apparently the new 20 is going to be peach colored
<Mystech> have you seen the new twenty dollar bills?
<Mystech> They are colored!
<mulefoot> They're peachy :)
<Mystech> Just like canadian funny-money!
<karass> i hear thats because they are made of human flesh
<Costilled> yes
<mulefoot> Soylent greenbacks?
<Costilled> soylent cash
<Mystech> By gadzer!
<Costilled> eeeevil
<Costilled> I must unshare my brainwave with you
* Costilled takes his brain out of the DMZ
<mulefoot> Its just a harmonic...here file on one one of your fillings.
<Costilled> I have no fillings
<Costilled> I'm crest's bitch
<mulefoot> In that case we're going to have to change the shape of your brain cavity. I'm going to need a power drill and an M-80.
<Costilled> scope flavored
<Costilled> the currency of the UK is multicolor
<Costilled> and also scratch and sniff
<Costilled> scratch it and it smells british
<atm_> pussy, beer, weed, cake.
<arioch> whee
<ukiro> ok, everyone put on fake beards
<arioch> don't got one
<ukiro> grow one
<ukiro> HURRY
<arioch> I haven't shaved in 3 or 4 weeks
<arioch> I have something more than a stubble
<Cyb> I have a goatsee thing
<arioch> but that's about it
<Cyb> er
<Cyb> goatee
<Cyb> damnit
<arioch> you have a goatse
<ukiro> hahaha
<Cyb> stupid internet ruined my life
<aqualung> but in english, when used with the word "bag" it becomes an insult
<lefty> lol, you stupid SHOWER BAG
<aqualung> and it also sorta sounds like germany's name in german
<aqualung> if anyone were to associate germany with showers, it would be the jews, not the french ;)
<lefty> yeah, but what's even weirder is the french have a word for something they never use
<-yptosis> Isn't Atropos that desease were you wang turns gray and falls off?
<Camen> No.
<-yptosis> God damnit, so I didn't need to wash it. That lying motherfucker.
<nylint> hahahahahahahahahahh that's like asking 'do they make heroin that doesn't kill people'
(@povo) what?
(+Apoc`) i copied a speech from the net
(+Apoc`) didnt read it at all
(+Apoc`) until i read it in class
(+Apoc`) it full had swearin n shit in it
(+Apoc`) like
(+Apoc`) eating cunt and suckin cock
(@povo) you actually read the swear words?
(+Apoc`) yer man
(+Apoc`) :s
(@povo) owned
<taco_boy> left
<*@orange1> that's because of all the civil unrest
<*@orange1> orks fighting the horse people and whatnot
<distopia> begins with T
<overh3at> The Wife
<Luthor> they claimed it was a gang symbol, and that it promoted violence and conflict
<Nasci> I'd rather just ban all the kids, no more violence, problem solved.
<|DI|Okra^Ennis> its only 16 mm thick
<deyja> zamback: the size condoms you wear
<RageFury|Work> Freaking bastard tried to claw my pants.
Jon: drew.
Jon: you just rhymed "zeitgeist."
Jon: WTF?!
RIAA Rep 387: We have detected several acts of illegal piracy on your computer.
RIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, I am also in New Jersey and I can call your house if you would prefer.
Girl: what am i supposed to do
RIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, are you currently using KaZaA, or is it another File-Sharing service?
Girl: kazaa
Girl: i just closed out of it
Girl: WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!!!
RIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, it is necessary that you now dance around topless with a fishstick in your pants.
RIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, are you doing this yet?
Girl: **** u!
RIAA Rep 387: Not appropriate language, Kristy.
RIAA Rep 387: Nah, I'm just messin' with you.
Girl: that scared me.. i was about to start dancin
Girl: jp who is this
«@thatguy» He got caught jacking off in his room, and then he ripped off his clothes and marched around naked with a tinfoil axe threatening people
<Wizmo> error
<Wizmo> error
<Wizmo> carlos you broke my logic engine
<Anti_Hero> uhh
<Coreyback> Sounds like water is your best bet.
<Anti_Hero> carrots?
<Carlos2> what? im hungry and slightly overweight.
<Wizmo> so you swallow your saliva
<Carlos2> i was thinking of air, but thats not filling enough.
<bigbear> my ears are ringing
<Pebble> answer it then
<Ian> i must b hooked to a good conn
<wolf> You need to be hooked on phonics.
<Winterhart> She's like, "What?"
<Winterhart> I told her it means "just so you know" in latin :/
<Bubbaprog> the pitt store is great
<Bubbaprog> eat some swedish balls while you're there