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#2486 (287)

<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence?

#2489 (522)

<pesert> Command line?
<pesert> Is that like a special cable?

#2491 (426)

<Frisky> my oldest was 34.. when I was 17.. was my mums best mate.. had an affair with her for 3 months heh.. she learnt me quite a lot..
<Pie-Man> Frisky: she learnt you quite a lot? obviously not grammar

#2495 (408)

<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal?

#2496 (694)

<Carisear> Ever since i put the "Tires by Firestone" bumper sticker on my car, no one seems to tailgate me anymore.

#2497 (320)

<PurplHaze> marriage doesn't mean you own me
<CaptCavmn> no, just the genitals

#2498 (1545)

<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship

#2499 (1105)

<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm?

#2500 (704)

<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit sending old people

#2501 (687)

<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic

#2502 (76)

<cercoaiut> hi, I'm 17 years old what must I do to became a programmer?

#2504 (352)

<iRalph> i'm not a cunt
<iRalph> although...
<iRalph> you are what you eat

#2506 (388)

<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage never shows 0.0%.

#2507 (1337)

<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?
<sully> I tell you I'm a guy?

#2508 (194)

<regulatin> I would'nt touch a girl who would do an uncut guy
<regulatin> thats disgusting
<regulatin> did u see the pic of the dildo in my ass

#2512 (1201)

<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song
<w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the donkey kong theme song is better

#2514 (206)

#2515 (1325)

<ckx> hrm does anybody else ever think "yep... the internet... vast information and opportunities at my disposal..."
<ckx> and then just sit at the search engine
<ckx> :/

#2516 (387)

<rewben> we are not perverts ;p
<akiron> speak for youself ;)

#2517 (305)

<hye> sex caffeine and computing power
<tia> hehe
<hye> the trinity

#2522 (653)

<orion> I JUST HAD A RANDOM ETHNIC DRESSING MOMENT
<orion> I PUT A TURBAN ON, SOME JEWELS, AND DANCED TO HATTEN AR DIN
<orion> back to starcraft editing

#2523 (962)

<berzerk0r> i wrote a rap about my ex girlfriend ready:
<berzerk0r> You're a cunt.
<merkaba> thats pretty good berz
<berzerk0r> i like it
<MadHatter> it doesn't even rhyme

#2525 (213)

<FifthFactor> he said he's sell it if you want
<Wolf4dk> For a buck?
<Wolf4dk> That's all I got
<FifthFactor> hah. no.... a little more
<Wolf4dk> what does he want for it?
<OneVerySickpuppy> 2 bucks!
<FifthFactor> without the engine i think he wants $2500 canadian
<OneVerySickpuppy> ack.. thats like 10$ american, too much

#2535 (276)

<gloone> seriously, i can watch porn for like 500 hours straight and still not get bored..
<gloone> without jax0ring or anything..
<gloone> there's something wrong with me :|

#2538 (3209)

<Bizzy> say Æ Ø Y
<DAL9000> Æ Ø Y
<DAL9000> easy to say
<DAL9000> f00
<DAL9000> ¸ß
<DAL9000> say that.
<Bizzy> ¸ß
<DAL9000> õ þ
<DAL9000> now that
<Bizzy> õ þ
<DAL9000> now say this:
<DAL9000> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª Ðµ/\/\ßª§§
<Bizzy> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª Ðµ/\/\ßª§§
<DAL9000> bahahaha
<Bizzy> what?
<Bizzy> damnit