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<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again
#2444 (26)
<Essex> philly close to chicago?
<saotome> Starting From: Arriving At: Distance: Approximate Travel Time:
<saotome> Chicago, IL
<saotome> Philadelphia, PA
<saotome> 758.1 miles 13 hours 51 mins
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<blahblahb> !list
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<DAL9000> it was a driveby !list'ing
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<toot> Y2K isn't untill 2048
<toot> 1K = 1024
#2452 (595)
<|Z|e|N|> A nick name is like a wife. You get bored with it but cant really change it, and if anyone else nicks it then theyre dead
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<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free
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<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids, from sitting on my butt all day ircing... i should sue Khaled
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<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib dab
<Graeme> short, thin, soft and often in children's mouths.
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<pSa007> what is the difference between nintendo64 and commodore64?
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<NetShadow> this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell me how to use a washing machine?
#2465 (224)
* bobf says his nick really means battery operated boyfriend
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<FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper
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<god4ever> I had sex before, just never with a person
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<conceited> i cant sleep till i know im using up half of the neighborhood bandwidth
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<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass
<Fade_> err your ass
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<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line?
#2472 (543)
<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
#2473 (655)
<ringy> my mom says shed date me if she was my age
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<Server_X> i need to take my modem out tonight
<Server_X> is it true that you have to wax your modem if it is a 56k once every month?
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<Mave> packetmonkey has a whole different meaning in jail :/
#2479 (822)
<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet
<Screwy> and lost 30 days
#2481 (448)
<MattsGirl> my surname gets pronounced many ways
<NixsGirl> what the right way to say it?
<MattsGirl> Bee-at-ch
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<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers
<althea> fucked up i mean
#2483 (340)
<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it back.
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<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??"