#2441
(299)<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again #2444
(26)<Essex> philly close to chicago? <saotome> Starting From: Arriving At: Distance: Approximate Travel Time: <saotome> Chicago, IL <saotome> Philadelphia, PA <saotome> 758.1 miles 13 hours 51 mins #2446
(375)*** blahblahb (Dingdong@h24-207-55-238.dlt.dccnet.com) has joined #gamedev <blahblahb> !list *** blahblahb (Dingdong@h24-207-55-238.dlt.dccnet.com) has left #gamedev <DAL9000> it was a driveby !list'ing #2451
(1294)<toot> Y2K isn't untill 2048 <toot> 1K = 1024 #2452
(595)<|Z|e|N|> A nick name is like a wife. You get bored with it but cant really change it, and if anyone else nicks it then theyre dead #2456
(4946)<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ? <p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics <p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free #2457
(202)<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids, from sitting on my butt all day ircing... i should sue Khaled #2460
(606)<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib dab <Graeme> short, thin, soft and often in children's mouths. #2461
(592)<pSa007> what is the difference between nintendo64 and commodore64? #2464
(832)<NetShadow> this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell me how to use a washing machine? #2465
(224)* bobf says his nick really means battery operated boyfriend #2467
(428)<FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper #2468
(344)<god4ever> I had sex before, just never with a person #2469
(592)<conceited> i cant sleep till i know im using up half of the neighborhood bandwidth #2470
(1766)<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass <Fade_> err your ass #2471
(281)<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line? #2472
(543)<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins? #2473
(655)<ringy> my mom says shed date me if she was my age #2474
(299)<Server_X> i need to take my modem out tonight <Server_X> is it true that you have to wax your modem if it is a 56k once every month? #2478
(279)<Mave> packetmonkey has a whole different meaning in jail :/ #2479
(822)<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet <Screwy> and lost 30 days #2481
(448)<MattsGirl> my surname gets pronounced many ways <NixsGirl> what the right way to say it? <MattsGirl> Bee-at-ch #2482
(429)<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers <althea> fucked up i mean #2483
(340)<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it back. #2485
(77)<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??"