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(521)(Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today (tp9com) i think doin it in the morn fuggs u up (ackbar) its because once youve ejaculated for the day theres no point in even being alive #2385
(471)<Kazz> Are you coming on to me? <Dregan> With a spelling change. <Dregan> And perhaps without the 'to'. #2390
(641)<TasmBoy> hah that farmer joe guy's funny.. he electricuted himself at the age of 8 now he's dumb as shit <DAL9000> TasmBoy: what did you do to become dumb as shit? <TasmBoy> I can't remember <DAL9000> At least he remembers. <TasmBoy> you got a point there #2391
(84)<maff> you're such a sarcastabitch brett <timmo`> if by sarcastic you mean sexy, then yes. #2392
(86)<McMoo> last year my parents gave me root beer for christmas #2394
(501)<McMoo> but then last year the sermon like a week before christmas was like 'CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT PRESENTS - OUR ONE TRUE PRESENT IS JESUS CHRIST!!!' <McMoo> my dad didn't even get my mom anything <McMoo> she was pissed. #2396
(1060)(`zero) ,__ FISH RULE AT DICKSUCKING (`zero) | `'. / BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE (`zero) __ |`-._/_.:---`-.._ / TO STOP TO BREATHE (`zero) ='. _/..--'`__ `'-._ (`zero) - '-.--"` === / o `', (`zero) )= ( .--_ | _.' (HURF DUH GILLS) (`zero) /_=.'-._ {=_-_ | .--`-. (`zero) /_.' ``'-._ '-= _.' (`zero) jgs ) _.-'`'-.. _..-'` (`zero) /_.' `/";';`| (`zero) ` .'/ #2398
(-5)<HF|Chemical_X> shaddup canadian <HF|Chemical_X> everybody knows that your country and france share one bar of soap a year. #2400
(540)(BrntToast) zeon_64: i chat with ppl in austrlia and they are a day ahead of us, i keep askin em to watch the 649 draw and tell me the numbers but they say it dont work that way :( #2402
(338)<intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a ring. #2403
(249)<goh> i've got this itching inside me that tells me i can beat you <intra> like a vaginal itching? <goh> intra: yes <intra> just get some vagasil #2404
(429)<BlackDeth> did you know i'm sitting on my toilet right now <BlackDeth> taking a crap <myhero> :L <BlackDeth> i have been this whole conversation <BlackDeth> brb wiping *** myhero changes topic to '<BlackDeth> brb wiping' <SD-Washu> erm k thats just wrong <SD-Washu> you're not supposed to irc or call ppl from teh fucking bathroom <SD-Washu> i dont fucking care if you are joking <ryo-ohki> I do it all the time. :/ <BlackDeth> i'm back on the couch <BlackDeth> i dont talk to people on the phone when i'm on the toilet <BlackDeth> because they can hear the gruesome details #2408
(118)<@v9> i think survivor 3 should be where we put all of them in a landmark building, and see who pussies out first <@v9> like the empire state building #2410
(1881)(cooey) my cat eats meat. my cat eats timbits. my cat eats celery. my cat eats my weed. my cat eats bits of paper and hair that look like food. my cat =wont= eat a piece of a burger out of a big mac. (cooey) i should learn from my cat. #2412
(67)<|Chris> there's one bitch in the world <|Chris> one bitch with many different faces <|Chris> find a new face. #2413
(452)<myhero> I think this is what I wanted to say, or something like this <myhero> how about making a holiday the opposite of thanksgiving <myhero> where your a bitch and hate everything in the world for one day <myhero> that's what I did today <myhero> it felt great <Tik-Tok> that doesn't need to be a holiday <Tik-Tok> most people are like that day to day <myhero> yeah maybe <myhero> well on this holiday, how about people try just a little bit harder to hate people <myhero> ya know, in the spirit of the holiday <myhero> hate people a little bit more #2414
(371)<Ickypeww> i ain't eating no girl untill they genetically engineer one with a watermellon flavored pussy that gets sweeter when she gets exited #2415
(394)<Dude> did ya hear poland bought 5000 septic tanks? <DatDawg> why? <Dude> as soon as the figure out how to drive them there invading russia #2424
(1096)<c-rOCK> so I wonder if its possible to become SO good at masturbating, sex becomes obsolete. Like you could be fucking a girl, and just go "man this is weak, wheres my right hand at" because pussy simply isnt up to par with your masturbation skills. #2425
(59)<gb> tip of penis stuck to underwear after jackin #2426
(166)* Silkenray eats a burnt cookie <Silkenray> I'll pretend I didn't just clean up the eviscerated remains of my mother's used feminine hygeine products which my puppy distributed around the house. <JDigital> Are you sure that was a cookie? >_< <Silkenray> I know it was a cookie. <Silkenray> My mother just baked it. <JDigital> ...or pulled it out of her panties! Can you really be sure? #2428
(336)<Snag> *beep*beep* <Steil> snag you set off the gaydar again didnt you??? <Snag> funny <Snag> :| #2431
(210)<Chocobo> blt: I'll hire you as a debt collector, your first job is to reach into your pocket and gimme money #2435
(229)<Skates> DOS was my favorite operating system, overall <Skates> it was cool because it took skill to use it #2436
(367)<erhan> how are you yourself? <mcarp> erhan: other than being pussyless, dumb, tired, broke and addicted to nicotine....im FINE