#2335 (63)
<sM3GGy> What does the KU KLUX KLAN have in common with anabolic steroids?
<sM3GGy> They both make niggers run like fuck.
#2337 (637)
<blazemore> kof97, magical drop 3, neo turf masters
<blazemore> couple others
<Brazenhrt> Heh...Magical Drop.
<blazemore> magical drop 3 is great :~)
<Brazenhrt> I didn't say it wasn't.
<blazemore> brazenhrt: i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't.
<Brazenhrt> blazemore: I didn't say that you said that I insisted it wasn't.
<blazemore> brazenhrt: you said that you didn't say it wasn't awesome in response to my saying it was awesome, which thereafter i said i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't.
<Brazenhrt> Oh god.
<Brazenhrt> Never mind.
* PhorceP 's head explodes
#2338 (1015)
* snag giggles
<eldee> for a fat guy you giggle alot
<eldee> or are you misspelling jiggle?
#2339 (1158)
<[noam]> you know, i just came to a conclusion
<ryo-ohki> Really? I just came to some porno.
#2341 (332)
<CoMBo> <Robbin> Jesse Jackson should be president
<Robbin> unlike you lusers, i have somewhere to be on friday night
<CoMBo> yeah popeyes
<_jube> shift starts 9
#2343 (148)
<ArhAngelos> how do i use the !list
<ArhAngelos> what the fuck I do with these ip addresses
#2345 (418)
* scotteh sends a letter to mister bin ladem... with some white power in it
<arto> white power????
<arto> YOU RACIST
* goofie rolls her eyes
<scotteh> POWDER!$!@@
#2346 (491)
<BlackDeth> I'M GOING TO GO SMOKE A 8=====D
<SYch0> yo roll me one too
#2351 (265)
<Horizon> Harhar! I get a paper that says "Congradulations, you are less of an idiot now."
<Morbii> does it have a small "but you're still canadian" attached to an asterisk or something too?
<Morbii> :P
#2353 (2045)
<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n??
<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n???
<blazemore> quick, add more question marks, i think it's working
#2354 (419)
(nexxai) you don't know pain until you try and compile eggdrop on a 486
(nexxai) each line goes by, and you cheer because you weren't sure if it had frozen or not D;
#2355 (460)
<sparkly> so i have to do this project in my class where we have to make up a store and create a logo and shit
<sparkly> and my name of the store is gonna be called "less than three"
<sparkly> and the packaging is gonna have a big <3 on it
#2360 (592)
(Matt^^^) I got an A+ in home ec, cuz I helped marinate the teacher's fish, if you know what I mean
#2361 (194)
<chrysOUT> bye =D peace and love!!!
<Sarutobi> peace & cookies, tyne
<Sarutobi> be safe :]
<chrysOUT> ***poOf***
<djglitch> she's not gone
<djglitch> she's addicted
<djglitch> ;)
<chrysOUT> die
<djglitch> hahahahaha
#2366 (1412)
<asmcoded> anal sex is like hacking
<asmcoded> you go in through the backdoor and hope you dont meet a log
#2368 (668)
<BLOODHat> Nakago: I got Civ3 to work
<Nakago> good.. I'm about to burn mine
<Nakago> its so fun when every fucking race in the game declares war against you at the same time
<Dr_Tofu> nakago: now you see what afghanistan feels like :P
#2369 (52)
<_joker^> well you cant spoof on efnet
<_joker^> i know that much
<schmoe> again you make yourself look like a newb
<schmoe> yes u can
<schmoe> i wont show you though
#2371 (113)
<phear:#916> yeah, california received a giant lube job from energy producers this year
#2373 (724)
* JosephKer on 2.4.14
<Snarf> exciting ;>
<JosephKer> yup! I got my kernel down to like 600k though
<Snarf> nice ;>
<^xman^> kernels below 1 mb are for pussies
<^xman^> kernels over 2 mb are for men
<JosephKer> hehe
<JosephKer> It's not how BIG your kernel is, it's how you use it!
<BombScare> sure...thats why girls always laugh at you when you pull out your kernel
<JosephKer> Then I set them straight with a good fsck'ing
#2374 (946)
<Berzerker> we had a blackout in our neighborhood the other day, until the cops came and took him away
#2375 (534)
(moimau) my net would make your net reverse compile itself, tar.gz itself
(moimau) and upload it back to the server it came from.
(moimau) so sit down.
#2377 (151)
<wild> i'm black from the waist down
<ryo-ohki> The lower half of your body smokes crack and doesn't work ??
#2378 (718)
(rageboy) ok let me give you a hypothetical situation
(rageboy) and you tell me if you would be mad
(rageboy) you are having a house party..
(rageboy) and you come home.. everyone is still partying
(rageboy) and one of your friends is having sex on your bathroom sink
(rageboy) would you kick him outta your house?
(vrs) is he a good friend
(vrs) ?
(rageboy) yeah
(vrs) do you like the girl?
(rageboy) no no..
(rageboy) i was the one fucking
#2379 (64)
(rageboy) id tell you to put my box in the topic so i could sell shells but its not static ip and only 28.8 connection
(rageboy) and im in windows right now
#2381 (328)
<Spyre-> the beers just sit there, silently staring, and mocking the mistakes my animal mind makes sometimes