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(361)(eowzeiaow) do you gotta best friend that's not your ex? (metalfrog) yeah (metalfrog) he lives with my ex #2542
(280)<PolestaR> what the hell is a segway <Marudek> we already have electric wheel chairs <PolestaR> how fast is it? <DooD> about 15 mph <PolestaR> pfft <PolestaR> i can have sex quicker then that #2544
(704)<bunni> your dick is small!!! <bunni> i can't even see it!!! <monkey> because i am girl!!!! #2545
(161)<IceWizard> it doesnt take a girl to suck a dick #2546
(390)<wilylojik> you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling? <immi> wilylojik like after i cum on my balls <immi> ? <wilylojik> like after you've been running windows for 6 months <wilylojik> which I suppose, yes, is like after you cum on your balls immi #2549
(558)<eras3r> who the hell is digdug? <element_a> he used to be an old video game <element_a> then he mutated into an IRC user after someone stole his shovel <element_a> tragic #2550
(1122)<limited7> i have for(n = 1; n < 99; n = n /2) why is it loopin forever? #2551
(361)<Amanda> And do these people in the STD medication commercials really have the advertised diseases, and if not, how much extra do they get paid to say that they do? #2552
(423)<circle> one place was offering like $2500 if u let them cut off a toe and re-attach it <McMoo> that's excellent <circle> no kidding, i'd be like, "do all 10" #2553
(631)<PrEs_WhO> in 50 years there will be only 2 english word <PrEs_WhO> fuck and Dude #2555
(739)<@SYch0> fuck <@SYch0> this is gonna be harder than i thought <@BlackDeth> are you looking for your penis again #2556
(460)<spyd3rman> what about battlenet? <spyd3rman> are they still using the cd key <CoMBo> no battlenet checks to see if you have zits and glasses, then it lets u on #2557
(452)<cugar`class> as i was walking from my car through the parking lot <cugar`class> there was this big black guy talking to this girl <cugar`class> and all the sudden <cugar`class> he makes a gun hand motion pointing at her "dome" and he yells "GIMME YO NUMBA BITCH" #2558
(1546)<McMooo> the hell. <McMooo> my sister invited some friend over to use my computer <McMooo> and failed to tell me <McMooo> so i get back from physics and there's a strange girl in my room. <McMooo> a girl in my room is strange enough as it is #2559
(1023)<gb> BlackDeth: have you ever tasted your own jizz? <BlackDeth> no <BlackDeth> or anybody elses jizz for that matter <BlackDeth> i've shot jizz in my eye <BlackDeth> but i wasn't aiming <BlackDeth> so i dont feel as bad <gb> sure you werent <BlackDeth> no i mean there was somebody else at the controls <blazemore> did he apologize #2562
(603)<EPIK> hmm, wonder what this button does *** EPIK has left #gzhq #2563
(869)<DAL9000> if you ever feel dumb <DAL9000> look at tasmboy <DAL9000> and you'll feel better. * logosmani looks <Rud0lf> heh <TasmBoy> its not working <DAL9000> because you're you. <DAL9000> looking at yourself would throw you into a recursive loop of stupidity. #2564
(478)<Drestar> Are the fam guy dvd rips in svcd only? <OldSkoolS> Drestar: of course <OldSkoolS> pointless to release dvd rips in vcd <OldSkoolS> and don't get started on divx <OldSkoolS> friends don't let friends do divx <OldSkoolS> divx is a gateway format <OldSkoolS> you'll download divx, won't think it's so bad, next thing you know, you'll be downloading asf <OldSkoolS> then real media #2566
(219)<timmo> if aol has ever taught me anything its the alt+ codes <timmo> MACRO SKILLZ FO LYPHE #2567
(323)* terra melts JDigital * JDigital melts * JDigital respawns, and is quickly telefragged by a newbie #2570
(819)<D1> snow, our final is to write a "funny" linux story and put in linux concepts. <Amanda`> "Little Kernel's First Upgrade" #2571
(247)Lord x Bee: then where do you get them? geoffduman: usenet Lord x Bee: irc.usenet.net? #2574
(526)<blazemore> i don't even know who the beatles are <blazemore> except for jay leno and that other guy that just died #2575
(389)<Jv8> programming has destroyed my ability to speak English #2576
(401)<dregan> Speaking of which, I got myself a new girlfriend. <dregan> And she has a bigger dick than my last boyfriend. <dregan> Skillz.