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#136929 (770)

Axion: u know
Axion: one day
Axion: the FBI's gonna bang down my door thinking im a pedophile
Axion: and then realize im only 16
Axion: lol
Alucard: bwahahaha

#136937 (602)

rebelustionist: and I accidentlu said fuck in class liek 20 times
Dekkar5: rofl
rebelustionist: luckily she was a cool teacher
Dekkar5: what did the teach do
rebelustionist: she gave me one fuck a week
Dekkar5: !
rrebelustionist: the word
rebelustionist: that is
rebelustionist: ....
Dekkar5: o that didnt sound right...

#136942 (360)

(OvrLrd-Q) my longest pw was a case sensitive @ 26
(killjoy) i never use long ones.
(OvrLrd-Q) easily breakable by a slightly modified dictionary though :)
(OvrLrd-Q) was
(OvrLrd-Q) weapon from game + weapon from game + beverage ingredient
(OvrLrd-Q) crap
(OvrLrd-Q) that reminds me
(OvrLrd-Q) that 'beverage ingredient' is my root pw for my *nix box
(killjoy) caffiene !?!?!?
killjoy starts scanning ovrlrd's ip range
(killjoy) ITS THERE SOMEWHARE
(OvrLrd-Q) WTF

#136992 (226)

<Pedsdude> ok...............
<Pedsdude> i said this:
<Pedsdude> friends should be here any min. so i will not be on until tuesday
<Pedsdude> it translated to this in dutch:
<RamboSnakey|NH> rofl
<Pedsdude> Vrienden zouden hier enig min moeten zijn. Zo zal ik op tot Dinsdag niet zijn
<Pedsdude> it translated back to this in english:
<RamboSnakey|NH> roflroflroflroflorlforlrolroflfroflroflroflrorlforlforlf
<Pedsdude> Friends will here simply wet nurse must be. As will I on until Tuesday are not
<Pedsdude> HAHAHAHA
<RamboSnakey|NH> LOL
<[WS]DeMoNiTe> wtf? LOL

#137010 (316)

<YumCimil> I'd really hate someone to have a website containing all the stupid things I'd said.
<Beagl> bash.org ?

#137011 (165)

Entsuropi: uhm, im out to see tomb raider 2 at 6:30
Pete: and WHY would you want to do a thing like that?
Entsuropi: tomb raider one was a highly entertaining piece of trash
Entsuropi: and jolie looks hot in the trailers
Entsuropi: its like porn with gunfire

#137032 (464)

* The_Cat plays 'Godsmack - Voodoo'
<T-112> playing: Daft Punk & Stardust - Music Sounds Better with You.mp3 128kbps 6.77min
<T-112> randomly..
* %Storm plays: Look I'm fucking special cause I'm telling everyone what shitty music I'm listening to by The No one gives a fucks
<Gnome> Good song.

#137079 (671)

<+kostya> what means "+" befor my nick?
<@chopra> kostya: it means someone made a mistake

#137086 (434)

<StorDuff> heh, just asked about what pieces people would recommend in #opera, turns out it's about the browser

#137167 (1343)

<Exelcesior> I take it ALLL back about greenpeace type fanatics
<Exelcesior> no offence Ed
<Ed> hmm?
<Exelcesior> i was feeling suicidally bored so I visited a friend who's pretty enviro friendly
<Exelcesior> and I was talking to him as he watered his lawn, when this car pulled up
<Exelcesior> and this fat guy mooned him
<Exelcesior> so he screamed "FUCK! BEACHED WHALE!!" and turned the hose on him
<Ed> well, you have to keep them hydrated

#137186 (62)

<campd> "Multiple Murder Bob" would be an awesome name for an action figure.
<snorp> or a band

#137189 (59)

* SHIT` happens
* Katsmall happens, too.

#137222 (601)

< krept_> tomorrow is going to be cool
< krept_> i'm going to have real friends
< krept_> SCREW THIS INTERNET BULLSHIT
<@meth> going to get a few new action figures?
< krept_> nah, just unpacking them finally

#137243 (301)

[@revmoo]: O_o
[@revmoo]: I love windows
[@revmoo]: I unpack a divx on k:
[@revmoo]: and it tells me
[@revmoo]: "C: is running out of space"

#137258 (972)

<CommanderStab> ARgh
<CommanderStab> What kind of a stupid crossword
<CommanderStab> Has the hint "Rhino"
<CommanderStab> And then the answer is "Rhino" >_<

#137295 (194)

<@dura> I want a game that will actually scare me.
<@Billy-Away> resident evil
<@Billy-Away> is ok scary
<Lil_Dude> the first resident evil when i was like 5
<@dura> like a mexican farm simulator, that would scare me.

#137303 (502)

<Techdeck> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get *nix man pages

#137313 (236)

<Joe> reich as in shut the fuck up, you're a fag
<Reich> OOh
<Reich> coming from a guy who had cyber-sex witha guy
<Sabdo> ...
<Sabdo> wtf do you think the internet is FOR?

#137314 (455)

#137338 (468)

moonman137: (she has no clue)
moonman137: (does putting it in these not let her see it?)
waymon04: (i think so)

#137342 (693)

<mightious> it would be cool to get attacked my a monster or something, I mean think of the stories
<mightious> or if you died you'd be a hero
<Hidden_7> yah, I prepare for monster attacks daily
<Hidden_7> cause imagine if you WERE a hero
<mightious> I have garlic incase of vampires, and a cross incase of a vampire, and on the rare chance of a vampire I have holy water
<mightious> ...actually im only prepared for vampires

#137351 (601)

<jeebas> seems like i have quite a few kids on ebay
<jeebas> err bids

#137362 (310)

<KrudOnAStick> haha i read a story about a brazilian dude who married a blow up sex doll
<KrudOnAStick> his parents told him to divorce it and he killed them

#137411 (331)

<flint`> well
<flint`> this wc3 channel has taught me one thing about korea
<flint`> they have completely abolished sexism
<flint`> and now they all just act like girls

#137437 (1604)

<@parasyte> I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I had since I was 5 years old awaited me. I opened the door and...
<@parasyte> ... there is my sister, riding her fat boyfriend, fucking his brains out.
<@parasyte> My first thought was, "Wow, she had perky tits". My second thought was, "Wow, so does he",