#136529 (1064)
<otto> so... whats everyone up to tonight?
<Sauron> I'm doing a few things; checking my ebay account, cleaning the computer area, studying for a test in school tomorrow, and eating these hot pockets.
<Sauron> and of course, IRCing like a mofo.
<XDA> masturbating
<Raven> Porn.
<fry> porn
<otto> "which one doesn't belong here..."
#136532 (106)
<Amorphis> I just passed with distinction my oral exam for driving licence
<|jenova|> oral exam for driving test...
<|jenova|> dang..strict rules
<PcChip> you have to suck off the instructor ?
#136534 (5101)
<Raven> Come, boy wonder! We shall rid the world of crime!
<monkeymilk> yes! together we will thwart evil-doers and criminals alike!
<Raven> To the batcave!
<monkeymilk> wait, my download just finished
<monkeymilk> 20 minutes of gun point rape
<monkeymilk> or so the description says
* monkeymilk is away - away
<Raven> ...Maybe he's trying to think up ways to save the girl. =/
<Robocop> he never said girl, could be two guys
<Raven> ...
<Raven> So, Robocop, are you prepared to clense the world of evil in the name of justice, as my trusty sidekick?
<Robocop> no i'm busy trying to find a good site for making a pipe-bomb
* Raven is starting to think IRC isn't the best place to start his superhero campaign.
#136550 (907)
<DreadS> wow
<DreadS> evl - are you shrooming ?
<evl> dude
<evl> i wish
<evl> that way i could goto bed comforted
<DreadS> E ?
<evl> knowing there wasnt a goddamned vampire
<evl> flyin around my house
#136553 (636)
<VerrySpecialUnit> i have 30gb of games now...
<VerrySpecialUnit> and 10 gigs of apps
<hamms> and 0gig of a life
#136569 (1125)
<+Starvin`Marvin> over here in my country , im a real sex object
<+RonaldMcD|afk> looool
<+Starvin`Marvin> whenever i ask girls for sex ... they object
<+Bastaard> LOL!
#136593 (378)
<Volt9000> oy this is lame
<Volt9000> some 3 year old "genius" kid
<Volt9000> WOW HE KNOWS THE CAPITALS OF COUNTRIES
<DopefishJustin> omfg
<Volt9000> YEAH THAT MAKES HIM A GENIUS
<DopefishJustin> autistic more likely
<Volt9000> ROFL!!!!
<DopefishJustin> or maybe just a fucking dork
<Volt9000> :D
<Roger|tehsleep> OMG WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF MEXICO?! "vuenezuela" YOU GENIUS
<Volt9000> that autistic comment was awful :D
<Volt9000> ROFL ROGER
* Volt9000 can't breathe
<DopefishJustin> it's Mexico City, not one of the harder capitols :P
<Roger|tehsleep> i know that
<Roger|tehsleep> vuenezuela is the capital of peru, silly
<DopefishJustin> oh yeah
#136597 (961)
<seraph> does anyone here have the Matrix 1?
<comet_11> searph
<comet_11> just search for the matrix reloaded
<seraph> noooo
<seraph> i want the FIRST one
<seraph> the original
<comet_11> yes
<comet_11> I'm saying if you search for reloaded, you'll find the first one
<comet_11> you made the mistake of searching for the first matrix
<comet_11> that'll get you fight club
#136734 (303)
<loko> im not speak spanish
<loko> I use a translator
<Kitsa> what language do you speak?
<loko> spanish
#136740 (233)
<konik> First of all let me say that Mac zealots should be rounded up into cattle cars, gassed to death and incinerated to make certain there is no remaining genetic material that might infect the rest of the gene pool.
<pixagen> amen
<pixagen> there is a guy at work who always tells people that their system would never fail, be slow, freeze, or cause stress if it was a Mac
<pixagen> i tried to stab him but he is nimble and spry
<natx> tell him i love him
#136744 (178)
<pixagen> i might be a mac zealot if i was a rich white kid who's parents spoiled him
<pixagen> or maybe a yuppie
* natx changes topic to 'Don't hate the user, hate the shiny luxurious girl getting industrial design.'
<pixagen> EXPENSIVE design, you fuckass
<pixagen> they need a line of UGLY systems
<pixagen> so i can buy one
<natx> yeah, ugly macs for ugly people
<natx> ugly poor people
<pixagen> hehe
<natx> wait they have those...
<natx> theyre called
<natx> DELLS
<natx> you fucktard
<pixagen> eeek
<pixagen> shut up cracker
#136763 (410)
<GD[IceCream]> brb, eating ice cream and blueberries. ^_^
<The_Ayatollah> blueberries piss me off
<The_Ayatollah> if you step on one, they're not even friggin' blue
<The_Ayatollah> lying bastard fruits
#136804 (419)
racer-x: i cant smell sarcasm over irc
ryan0: get closer to the screen
#136805 (495)
[BoardMasta] you hate how sean runs stuff because he has no idea what he is doing
[Areoaelw] seans not the brightest cake on the candle :(
#136813 (1337)
jeremy: one does not give miss poppins a 'throat full of cock', you fucking heathen
#136816 (674)
<McRick> I was watching a program on TV, and someone with an English accent said 'And God bless all who sail in her" and the closed captioning read "[speaking in foreign language]".
#136830 (717)
* kitty notes his other keyboard actually has macro keys on it...
<Bandit> youre a guy?
#136832 (260)
<_nihil> Fuck you. :P
<TheFuck> Too late.
<_nihil> Fuck off? :P
<TheFuck> It's stuck.
#136834 (142)
<bLacKywiNg> my ass hurts really bad right now...
<bLacKywiNg> i haven't ridden one in a long time!
<bLacKywiNg> but it was a really smooth ride once u get on it
#136835 (666)
(Pyr0s): !tp
(@N0VA): I'm a little teapot
(@CHR0N0S): short and stout
(@N0VA): Here is my handle
(@CHR0N0S): here is my spout
(@N0VA): When i get all steamed up
(@CHR0N0S): then i shout
(@N0VA): tip me over
*** N0VA was kicked by CHR0N0S (KICK YOU OUT!! :)
#136840 (579)
<Dock> Tristan: We understand, you're just brain damaged.
<Dock> We know you find those "things" fun, your POV is warped and it's OK.
<Dock> We'll all smile and talk behind your back.
<Tristan> OH YEAH
<Tristan> ATLEAST I DATE INSIDE MY SPECIES, YOU WENT OUTSIDE OF YOURS WHEN YOU DID IT WITH MY MOM
<Tristan> SO THERE
#136855 (-62)
<YowYow> whatsupi my niggers
<cse> And I even got on IRC and told eric when it happened heh
<YowYow> heh
<pb> <YowYow> ewoao aoe aoe owo ap ifp ie jan fpa aepi a efajp
<pb> that makes just as much sense man
<YowYow> mike btw
<YowYow> i have a mp3 u shoud listen to
<YowYow> its not done by me
<YowYow> but
<YowYow> not copyright whatsoever
<Ed> an*
<Ed> you*
<Ed> it's*
<Ed> copyrighted*
<Ed> etc..
<YowYow> ?
<Ed> -_-
<pb> ahahahhahhaha
<Ed> ah
<Ed> should*
<Ed> fuckin missed one -_-
#136867 (209)
*** Nezzie (~armond@adsl-154-136-51.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #phphelp
<Nezzie> Wow they really need to put a warning label on that.
<Nezzie> apparantly /sbin/fastboot should be called /sbin/fastREboot
#136899 (537)
<Ross> What are they naming the bastard child?
<Tiffany> she wants to call the baby Rochel if it's a girl
<Ross> hooker name
<Tiffany> and they will probably name it Vampire Hunter D if it's a boy
<Ross> I'd name my kid something totally badass, regardless of the sex
<Ross> Like
<Ross> Tyranocore
<Ross> Or Vader
#136914 (671)
<CptPlanet> i wish it was still legal to buy black people because i'd have six of them follow me around at all times just acting cool.