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(378)<Blade> Too bad your ex wasn't there. <Sonsquidku_V> She was in f*cking San Diego. Can you believe that? <Sonsquidku_V> There's like nothing there. It's mexican canada. <Blade> Seriously, it's like LA took a crap. <Sonsquidku_V> And then that crap took a crap. <Sonsquidku_V> And picked through the crap to find a land mine. <Sonsquidku_V> And threw it at my mom. <Blade> XD <Sonsquidku_V> Who fell down the stairs. <Sonsquidku_V> And into a hole which led to China. <Sonsquidku_V> And that's why I haven't seen her for the last 15 years. <Blade> You have some issues, Dan. #136377
(407)[+Freeder] The Angry Dragon [+Freeder] Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. #136392
(267)<Misteroo> I'M PART ITALIAN. MAMA MIA, I GUNA YOU DOWN <Misteroo> YES I WILL! THEN I WILL DRAW A STILL LIFE OF THE SPAGHETTI WHICH I EAT VERY OFTEN <winterwinstar> draw a bunch of pirahnna plants and green pipes <Misteroo> WINTER THAT IS OFFENSIVE I LIVED IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM THERE WEREN'T THAT MANY PIPES :{ #136428
(340)<Pander> Isn't that like a greek tragedy? A man who spends all his time downloading porn but never gets to look at it? #136432
(344)<Boogaleeboo> ...soul, what was the exact name of the file you sent me? <Boogaleeboo> I seem to have fucking LOST it <SHODAN> I'll find it. <deVoca> Boog, search on "12_year_old_hardcore.avi" <Boogaleeboo> Too many results #136439
(265)* Jedi_Peni is now known as Jedi_Penis <melusine> Please don't show us the power of the force. #136444
(494)<NeroMan> "Queer Eye For A Straight Guy" would be better if at the end of the episode the five gay guys combined into a giant one <MattW> I'll form the ARM <Karva> I want to be the crotch <NeroMan> "I'll give the head" <NeroMan> I mean.. form the head. #136460
(438)<PunisherBass> I'd rather smear my nuts in honey and then tea bag a red ant hill than watch the matrix reloaded again #136465
(377)<CarnivorousPlant> dog + compost /= (dog+compost) <CarnivorousPlant> (dog+compost) = dog^compost <CarnivorousPlant> and if any mathematicians object, they are free to come over here and smell this blasted dog #136477
(571)<robbie212> where are you getting this stuff? <bahumbug> robbie212: www.freedvdrsforpeoplethatarentjewish.com <robbie212> it doesn't work <bahumbug> you must be jewish #136478
(221)<Nukeitall> Hey guys, I need a list of issues people always discuss but can never truly resolve. <Dreadnought> whether god really DOES kill a kitten every time a person masturbates <Dreadnought> and if domokun are real <WizardofWestmarch> oh domo is real <Treen> yeah, domo's real <Astyanax> pfft of course domo is real * Dreadnought puts on his domo suit <Astyanax> doiiiii <WizardofWestmarch> look at all his crazy hijinks living with Usajii <Nukeitall> Domokun kills kittens because of a large tumor making him think god speaks to him. next. #136485
(42)<Ralph`> u know teh way balck ppl talk? <Ralph`> how tehy say "thur" stead of "there" and "hur" stead of "hair"? <AXEiii> ...? <Ralph`> how do you think they say "her" as in... "her"? <DeAZNriDe> that bitch #136486
(138)<Alman> Stacy's mom has got it goin' on, ooh yeah... <Tyrillis> U see the video for that <Tyrillis> Her mom is pretty hot <Alman> yea <Alman> stacy's not too bad <Alman> either Tyrillis> :P <Alman> but she's like 10 <Alman> so that sucks #136487
(181)(iTM): are you racist? (killjesus): gosh (killjesus): here we go again (killjesus): jumping to conclusions (killjesus): will it make you feel better if i tell you my name is Adolf (killjesus): and that i think black people are lesser human beings? #136494
(674)<Flammie> I have a secret. <Flammie> I'm deaf. * Chibi points and laughs in braile #136501
(651)< mfh> fuck < mfh> no matter how good of a programmer you think you may be, designing a fast algorithm is still hard fucking shit. <@solar> did you consider that maybe you're not a good programmer #136504
(1043)<a_passerby> fuck, well, i got an offer to be keyboardist/pianist for a band for "funk music" <a_passerby> but i dont listen to funk music <a_passerby> and the guy who asked me is a moron <a_passerby> "yeah man, i dont use kazaa anymore. you know your computer broadcasts an ip address?" <a_passerby> thats an EXACT QUOTE <Everdraed-sleepytime> MY GOD AN IP ADDRESS <Everdraed-sleepytime> MY HOUSE IS BROADCASTiNG A STREET ADDRESS #136506
(-12)<YoshiJRC> Who wants to freestyle! <YoshiJRC> Here I go! <YoshiJRC> TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES SPECIAL SAUCE LETTUCE CHEESE PICKLES ONIONS ON A SES'ME SEED BUNNN! PICKLES ONIONS ON A SES'ME SEED BUNNN!! <YoshiJRC> I BEAT YOU ALL! #136509
(86)<idlerakefighter> What's the deal with Ovaltine <Sarah> the cup's round :( <Sarah> the container's round :( <Sarah> why isn't it roundtine? #136510
(31)<fork> oh cool <fork> theres a pube in my keyboard #136514
(1083)<fry> i remember the first time i had a boner i thought it was cacner or something <fry> because i used to be smart and shit and i learned in class that tumers were "uncontrolled growths" <Raven> Then you found the internet. And now you can't even spell cancer. Or tumors. <fry> ... <fry> :( #136517
(1457)<Booyaah> There's something making a noise outside my window <Booyaah> Should I go check out what the heck is making that noise or just leave it alone? <Booyaah> it's like a low sort of moaning <Elzie_Ann> :/ <ViewtifulJosh> call the cops, heh <Frozen-Solid> moaning? <Booyaah> That's what I'd call it Frozen <Elzie_Ann> So is this like a "People are having sex outside my window" type of moaning or a "there's an injured cat outside my window" type of moaning <Frozen-Solid> could only be one thing... promiscuous sex... you could go out and watch if you want <Booyaah> I'm gonna go with the injured cat thing <ViewtifulJosh> haha <Stormrider> It might be an injured cat having sex <Booyaah> If people are having sex outside my window then it sounds like only one is doing a good job <Frozen-Solid> hahaha <Elzie_Ann> hahahaha <Stormrider> That may be the greatest thing you've ever said, Booyaah <Booyaah> It's getting louder :| <Booyaah> ok, I'm gonna go check <Booyaah> I don't really want to have things like that going on in my yard <Elzie_Ann> Haha. <Elzie_Ann> I don't have any other ideas <Booyaah> I'm thinking there's a good chance it was a kitty <Frozen-Solid> or carl's idea... <Elzie_Ann> That's what I would think <Elzie_Ann> Some kind of cat <Booyaah> but my cat would notice... <Booyaah> My cat = me <Booyaah> It just lays around doing nothing <Booyaah> you know if people were doing it outside my window <Frozen-Solid> you'd have a camera Booyaah? <Booyaah> Frozen, you're scaring me <Booyaah> lol <Frozen-Solid> heh <Booyaah> I suppose I could've taped it though <Elzie_Ann> haha <Booyaah> lol <Booyaah> it's starting up again * Booyaah is away : Outside with flashlight --- Booyaah is now known as Booyaah-away ** Time Passes ** <Booyaah> People in this town scare me. <Elzie_Ann> Did you find out what it was, Booyaah? <Booyaah> sure did <Elzie_Ann> What was it <Booyaah> some dude <Elzie_Ann> o_O <Frozen-Solid> 0_o <Booyaah> me: "What the fuck are you doing man?" him: "...nothing" me: "you aren't playing with yourself out here are you?" him: "Maybe" me: "well...I really think you should do that in your own home, not my bushes ok" him: "ok" me: "get the fuck out of here" #136522
(451)<eViL_oNe> oh goodgod!@ <eViL_oNe> HELP ME <@lucifer> sorry. not qualified. #136523
(177)<fry> if there's one thing i really hate <fry> ...it's animosity #136524
(10565)<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis. <Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(