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(212)<indigo> redhat has become a thing of its own, apart from linux <indigo> it's the entropy of linux combined with the uselessness of a corporate product #131775
(-79)<eps> i never thought i would jack off to richard simons <denver> jesus <denver> you jack off to richard simons? <Ch0p> thats sick... #131975
(463)<DasBub> he also had a book called "Good Sex" <DasBub> he's an engineer, he needs a manual for everything #132770
(258)<jomamaugly14> i cant get on irc!@!!! <jomamaugly14> im banned <Xenon> you *are* on irc !!! #133750
(438)<Calren> Zaphod, do you think that if I arrange AOL CD's in a pentagram I will be able to use the powers of darkness to control the actions of mortals? #133771
(667)<EL3CTRO> 1 for me, 2 for bob * EL3CTRO pours beer into his computer case * EL3CTRO hears a bang * EL3CTRO (EL3CTRO@xnet-10E67154.glfd.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Killed (Zaphod (Connection reset by beer))) #134499
(497)(@Zaphod): ok, this is just getting all kinds of fucked up (@Zaphod): what exactly do you want working (@Zaphod): the linux machine can see the switch, forget about that (@Zaphod): what do you want it to be able to do through the switch ? (+Andross): i want to be able to share internet via the switch with my linux box (@Zaphod): the same linux box thats dual booted with the windows machine you are on now ? (+Andross): yeah #134503
(270)(Calren): question: if I get three female friends saying they like me int he space of 3 minutes, does this mean the end of the world is here? (@Zaphod): Calren - it means some fucker let the guide dogs off their leashes again at the blind school #134558
(343)<Fr0d0> Just imagin what wars would be like if instead of battle hardend soldiers, they used nerds and geeks. <H4ndalfTehGh3y> "D00d! j00 sh0tz0r m333!11!11 Wut r u?!?!? 4 FFFFAAAAGGG?!!!?!" #134607
(269)<VashTS> im going to make a pop up that provides for them all, " DO YOU NEED CREDIT , OR A LARGE PENIS , OR BIGGER BUST SIZE , OR A LOAN ,,, WELL THEN CLICK THIS LINK TO BRING UP 900 MORE POP UPS AND FORMS TO FILL OUT WHICH WILL NEVER MEAN ANYTHING CUS YOU HAVE NO MONEY , A SMALL PENIS , NO BOOBS , AND NO ONE IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE YOU MONEY , OR DATE YOU , OR ANYTHING , CUS YOUR A NERD , A FUCKIN COMPUTER NERD , SO IGNORE THIS AND CLICK THE X" #134610
(303)<Urashima> I wonder if it's morally defensible to kill my neighbours for having a crappy taste in music and wanting to share it with me early in the morning... -_- #134835
(1159)<@maddox> hehe.. man, Norton Antivirus sucks. All it does it bog everything down, I clicked on the "optimize my computer" setting and it just uninstalled itself. #134858
(135)(Zaphod): now, would you like knee pads for that, or are you going bare back ? (Matthew): doesnt matter, its only irc (Matthew): so you choose (Zaphod): Matthew - whatever you like, as long as you wear pretty red lipstick, its all good with me (Matthew): k, but let me get my tweasers and magnifying glass (Zaphod): you wanking yourself at the same time huh ? (Zaphod): kinky #135115
(699)(Scorpion): hi (Scorpion): do you spek englýsh (Scorpion): do you spek turkish (Scorpion): admýn (Scorpion): #zurna canal for sale ? (Zaphod): You want to buy the channel #zurna? (Scorpion): okey (Scorpion): #zurna canal for sale ? (Scorpion): what good is (Zaphod): Sorry, i dont quite understand you (Zaphod): You want to pay money for the channel? (Scorpion): what good is (Zaphod): what good is ? (Zaphod): that doesnt make any sense (Scorpion): how much (Zaphod): How much will you pay, what is fair you think ? (Scorpion): do you speek turkihs (Zaphod): no (Scorpion): hýms (Scorpion): sop to add (Scorpion): alo (Zaphod): Hi (Zaphod): how much will you pay? (Scorpion): 10$ (Zaphod): make it $30 and you have a deal (Scorpion): 10$ (Zaphod): No deal (Scorpion): 15$ (Scorpion): ? (Zaphod): $30 is the price (Zaphod): that is a good channel (Scorpion): 20$ ? (Zaphod): ok, ok, its your lucky day, im feeling in a good mood and i just got a new shipment of channels in, £20 is fine (Scorpion): end money (Zaphod): How will you pay (Scorpion): give me check number (Zaphod): lol (Zaphod): im joking with you (Zaphod): Channels are not for sale [(Scorpion): ? (Scorpion): £20 (Scorpion): okey (Zaphod): No sale [(Zaphod): Not selling [(Scorpion): why ? [(Zaphod): Channels are not for sale (Scorpion): oky. (Scorpion): insistenly canal (Scorpion): ? (Scorpion): insistently canal to want? (Scorpion): pls (Scorpion): alo (Scorpion): to speak (Scorpion): plssss. :( #135909
(187)<cdk> the computer admin at the office is just the kinda LINUX 0wnZ WIND0wZ nazi <cdk> and he's goddamn paranoid <cdk> and he smells <@noosie> most linux guru's smell <@noosie> linux before personal hygiene... that's their moto <cdk> do most linux guru's whistle and make awful jokes and hysterically laugh at their OWN jokes? #136144
(454)<Dain-EvenDumber> I have a theory <Dain-EvenDumber> A theory that the current Prime Minister of Canada is the smartest man on the planet <Dain-EvenDumber> And his brilliant ideas would have ushered Canada into a new age of prosperity and power, overcoming even the United States... <Dain-EvenDumber> if only people could understand what he was saying #136322
(253)<Treen> Damnit, why on earth are they making Max Payne 2 a fricking LOVE STORY? <Mithrandir> because love is cool <Exspes> Because everything has to have a love story in it <Exspes> Lord of the Rings was about Sam and Frodo <Treen> <_< * Dr_Nick smacks Ex <Exspes> Smoochies. <Exspes> The Hobbit was about Bilbo and that dwarf king <Exspes> It'd be cool to be able to jump into books <Treen> ... #136332
(257)<Cthulhuberries> the only tests I get right are pregnancy tests :P #136343
(165)<+OwnzYa> work? <+OwnzYa> whats that? <@Wapwap> That explains why you are so fat #136344
(29)onkeybutt87: what are you up to? UpDogWkeBoarder: just chatin, i might have pancacks for dinner onkeybutt87: that sentence makes me sad onkeybutt87: a pancack? UpDogWkeBoarder: lol UpDogWkeBoarder: i'm typing to like three people UpDogWkeBoarder: that's a lot for me onkeybutt87: trust me, it's a lot for us too UpDogWkeBoarder: hahaha UpDogWkeBoarder: you type fast UpDogWkeBoarder: i don't onkeybutt87: yeah, I also type well UpDogWkeBoarder: yeah UpDogWkeBoarder: that's trure #136351
(44)<S1> i'm royally pissed off <S1> i was giving my grandmother a ride into town so she could pick up her car <S1> as i went through an intersection <S1> a car making a right turn decided she diddn't want to go into the right lane wich was clear <S1> nooooooooo she had to jump RIGHT in front of me <S1> I had my 70 year old grand mother in the car <S1> i almost rear ended the fuck out of an SUV <S1> it could have easily put my grandmother in the hospital <S1> bitch is lucky didn't rip her lungs out through her ass <A1> you were going to rip your grandmothers lungs out through her ass? #136355
(243)<mReD> wtf happend to that blaster virus <mReD> did microsoft get attacked <]Oxygen[> they pointed www.windowsupdate.com somewhere else <]Oxygen[> what they should have done is point it at apple.com #136360
(256)<Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing. <Lance> Hey, if a dog can get a server up in Korea before it gets eaten, I'd give that a 9. #136365
(249)<+Jenda_away> javascript:OpenPortalContentWin(110714,%20400,%20550,%20'110714_dragracer.swf',%20'DragRacer%20v2'); <@contagious> Not sure that link is gunna werk;] <+Jenda_away> www.javascript:OpenPortalContentWin(110714,%20400,%20550,%20'110714_dragracer.swf',%20'DragRacer%20v2');.com <@contagious> lol <@contagious> That one either <+Jenda_away> hmm <+Jenda_away> fuck you #136366
(987)<KoKaiNo> i just got pwnd what does that mean?