<moodlet> thou shalt not unplug the hub to plug in one's hairdryer
<moodlet> thou shalt not unplug the hub to plug in one's hairdryer
<fordprefect> wot?
<Goomba> nothing
<kopo|cool`n`icy> lol
<kopo|cool`n`icy> i used to do that with my friends
<Herr-Statto> until they got pissed off
<kopo|cool`n`icy> yeah
<kopo|cool`n`icy> now, i have no one left :(
<kopo|cool`n`icy> exept you guys
* kopo|cool`n`icy hangs himself
<Goomba> good
<kopo|cool`n`icy> i'm dead, cant hear you
<Goomba> good
<Razor2k3> i refuse to read all that
<Cloud02> i remember once upon a time when i had dailup
<Cloud02> i still remember the nightmares that modem brought
<Razor2k3> nice
<Cloud02> the times i just sat and stared at the screen downloading a 10 mb demo and the download time said 250hr 56m 16s download time increasing instead of decreasing
<Razor2k3> go on
<Cloud02> the frustration of never being able to open a homepage whitout waiting an hour
<Cloud02> these things, 56kbit
<Cloud02> it was this that made me who i am today a crazy leecher!
<Razor2k3> ty
<Crono> Where the hell is my character map...
<gabriel> £ick me.
<gabriel> Alt 0163
<gabriel> Charmap is under "System Tools" in 98
<gabriel> in 3.1, I think it's in accessories
<Crono> WinME
<gabriel> Oh, don't click it, your computer will explode.
<Pandilex> I don't understand the facination with lying under the sun burning yourself
<Lethalmartini> neither do i, but anything to increase the odds of having sex
<Pandilex> spray-on-tan
<Pandilex> failing that, money and power
<-{br}Huer{d}> no wondre I only put in 48 mb
<RuneStar> wow
<-{br}Huer{d}> what do I do para?
<RuneStar> thats fucking amazing
<RuneStar> oh shit
<Para@Work> put more in?
<RuneStar> what do you do now
<RuneStar> you computer fucking nerd
<-{br}Huer{d}> I cant.. all bays are loaded
<RuneStar> shit
<RuneStar> they are
<RuneStar> thats fucked
<Para@Work> put bigger modules in?
<RuneStar> ahh
<RuneStar> of course
<Para@Work> kinda like RS likes to do with his anus
<Lethalmartini> shes like, our age
<bobrooney> never heard of her
<Lethalmartini> shes this girl from texas whos 18 and knows how to do what a woman does best
<bobrooney> laundry?
<@olly> thats why it didn't work in france
<@Beatnik> OUCH
<@jon^> it's that cheap french electricity they use to power their phone system
< Demonen> Yeah. You can only get really good phone-electricity in the states.
<@jon^> it is very high in fat though
<@jon^> i woudl recommend british electricity but it's a bit expensive and it rusts
<wayfinder> some parents cant deal with their kids being gaye
<xanesly> (and some foreigners)
<xanesly> so we decided to use STDOUT instead
<fwoom> rofl
<xanesly> so we stand outside chirping "standardout! standardout!"
<xanesly> which has made it that whenever *we* need to go to the bathroom we refer to it as STDOUT
<xanesly> and when the dog has an accident, STDERR
<xanesly> sometimes I make myself sad.
<SurveySays--Food> Cost me twenty-five bucks for the black one.
<SurveySays--Food> I asked the cashier if it was the "Buy me, I'm a rapist" sale.
<SurveySays--Food> She was not amused.
<spaceDAISY> what the hell is a jigger?
<r> jewish nigger
<Squinky> I know, it's hard to hide an erection in swimming trunks
<[Ci]XeneX> I forgot my password for my Barrysworld Subscriber Private FTP access, and it says I have to answer the secret question..
<Lenin> What's the secret question?
<[Ci]XeneX> Password Reminder Question: What is my password for this site?
·FightinCatholic· I quit
<Zealot-X> Yep, aside from that, I'm just peachy.
<R36613> lol
<Zealot-X> A little stiff, from rigor mortis and all.
<R36613> O.o
<Zealot-X> Erm wait.. that came out wrong..
<Calren> I'm hungry and needy and want Freelancer to let me blow up a freaking starbase
<Olanis> mmm rigor mortis
<R36613> don't try to type too fast your fingers will fall off
<R36613> they'll go snap crackle and pop
<Zealot-X> Yeah.. better not accidentally look at porn.. something else may fall off.
<cruunch> im tryin to phone sex this girl, the one i didnt go to poker night with cause im poor
<cruunch> and i heard her roomate ask her who she was talkin too
<cruunch> and she said
<cruunch> 'tripod'
<cruunch> i fucking kid you not
<cruunch> ego++
<Sean-> dude
<Sean-> just, no
<Biny> no!
<cruunch> ohhhh yaaaa!
<cruunch> hehe
<CeNo65> did you tell her thats not your name .. its just the website that hosts your pics?
AyaMonhu: :D
roovis: wtf?!
roovis: oh SHEESH
AyaMonhu: LOL
roovis: kde for women.
roovis: is it strong enough for a man but php balanced for a woman?
<Zibro> these posters are dumb
<Zibro> it's all just cars
<Zibro> and women
<Cross> This one was on 'alternative energy sources'. This is from near the end, when I was really too tired to be writing:
<Cross> "Wind energy is a method of collecting power from the blowing of the wind. Not only is this a clean and renewable energy source, but it can actually displace excess Carbon Dioxide in an area. Problems behind wind energy also exist. It is not available in many areas, and requires a lot of money to build. The wind turbines can also interfere with television and radio signals and cause noise pollution. Also, birds can fly into the rotors."
<Cross> "Then they have to send the janitor Steve out to clean the thing, and it just ruins his day. Then he goes home and beats his kids. So if you support wind energy, you support domestic violence."
<Cross> That's when you know you're tired.
<Herring> That is awesome.
* lagmagnet burns out to cd to listen on the train tomorrow
<BBQ_69> "best of 70s disco" dude, you got ripped.. there is no such thing!
<lagmagnet> hah fuck off :) 70s disco rocks :)
<BBQ_69> yeah, but then you run out of cocaine
<lagmagnet> true
<lagmagnet> :(