Burning Broly: lol,if i can pay you with 11-14 year old prostitutes
Alter Legiones: hmm...
Alter Legiones: i think we can work something out
Burning Broly: lol,if i can pay you with 11-14 year old prostitutes
Alter Legiones: hmm...
Alter Legiones: i think we can work something out
<activexyz> better 1st stop masturbating and than go outside
<CrashFix> LOL ;-)
<CrashFix> timing is everything
Mondo: and not that kind of dish
Mondo: A dish of Japanese food. A soupy broth of Udon noodles with some kind of broth (miso?)*, usually served in a bowl.
Mondo: wonder what'd happen.. if you ordered bukkake in a jap resturant..
Mondo: "Mmm.. I could really go for some bukkake"
Mondo: would they bring you a dish of food, or bring 20 guys out to jerk all over you
Kadmium: I tricked a friend into trying to order "neko don" (lit: cat with rice) at a Japanese restaurant
Kadmium: He got a *FILTHY* look
Mondo: LOL
Kadmium: You know, that "You build railroad!" sort of look
Mondo: roflmao
<Chimp> I do that in wolfenstein with the mortar
<Oddlies> then you're a spawn kiling nub
<Oddlies> :. sux
<Oddlies> spawn killing is not cool D:
<Chimp> They are liek: OMG YOU NUB! I HAT YOU! STOP IT PLESE. CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO SPAWN KILL?
<Chimp> I only do it when I need the xp
<Oddlies> that's like saying "I only rape toddlers when I need to get laid"
<Oddlies> it doesn't make it cool
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
<AcidReign> threatened me and said I wasn't sharing enough
<kroike> semen feels horrible in open wounds
<@Knights> ...
<@|00Kevin|> wtf
<AcidReign> ...
<@|00Kevin|> that deserves more than a "..." people
<Ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
<Ich> and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
<Ich> and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"
<Ich> and I actually laughed out loud
<SUPERMCNUGGET> i need ur guys help on this
<SUPERMCNUGGET> THIS CONFUSES ME
<Loserbait> Depending
<SUPERMCNUGGET> greatly
<Loserbait> Spit it out little bitch
<SUPERMCNUGGET> obviously a flavoured condom is designed for one reason
<Loserbait> To use on your penis. Yes, continue
<SUPERMCNUGGET> so the woman can taste some random flavour while performing oral sex
<SUPERMCNUGGET> HOWEVER
<SUPERMCNUGGET> on the back of the box it says
<SUPERMCNUGGET> FOR VAGINAL USE ONLY
<SUPERMCNUGGET> how does it work?
<Loserbait> Um... Vaginas have taste buds?
<Loserbait> <Vagina> Oooh! Minty!
<SUPERMCNUGGET> dont ask why i have a box of flavoured condoms either.....
<Loserbait> Admit it: It's for those lonely nights...
<tilted_halo> order bukkake...and ask for a bowl of unko...they'll be impressed and stuff
<Rowan_Knights> dont forget some chitsu...
<FunFun> Thanks!
<tilted_halo> and when the waiter comes to your table say the following: "Atashi katai hakebune no otoko ga suki!"
<FunFun> What does that mean?
<tilted_halo> it's a greeting...
<FunFun> Alrighty I'll be back in a while!
***QUITS: FunFun(Laters!!!)
<MagiTek> I know bukkake, what else did you 2 tell him ?
<Rowan_Knights> Well...I told him to order some vagina...
<tilted_halo> unko means shit and that 'greeting' means "I like a man with a hard dick"
<MagiTek> Bwahahaha...I wish I could be there...
<tilted_halo> We all do...
<hitman> and I'm like
<hitman> "do you ever go on irc?"
<hitman> and he's like
<hitman> "I did once, but this dude hitman kept talking smack"
<@RndPkt> There was an article in scientific america about some study of monkies.
<@RndPkt> Supposedly some art council in England paid for 3 monkeys and a computer and wanted to see what they did with it.
<@RndPkt> I guess they beat it with stones, peed on it and hit the S key a billion times.
<@Mouring> rnd, sounds like most end-users.
<@DudeGuy> milk
<@eponymous> New Soy Mild: For You Vegan Fuckers Too Pansy-Ass to Take Regular Soy (TM)
<Uberkommando> that should keep the RIAA off my trail for a while
<Lee> o_o
<Mewten> ..use your mom?
<Lee> ..
<Lee> HER CAR
<Lee> X-x;
<BuCkWhEaT> before poop: (_*_)
<BuCkWhEaT> after poop: (_O_)
* einzeln coughs
<einzeln> ....
<Sir_Busby> mistaken identity
<Sir_Busby> I hope
DraZ: They even made a toy so that when you touched him, he had convulstions.
NeoNess: I thought it was Orgasms
NeoNess: THAT TICKLES
<NeonId> I think it would be more humorous were he losing.
<sabin1001> heh
<sabin1001> he won't listen to my commands...i must need a badge
<Chronodin> Or a gun and a good taxidermist.
<ekips> In part?
<ekips> Half of me stays there?
<bug> YES.
<ekips> Do I get to choose which half?
<bug> Sure!
<EvaUnit02> its gets better
<EvaUnit02> So I charged it and wrestled it.
<EvaUnit02> I ended up overhead pressing it and capsising it on the floor
<EvaUnit02> then I proceeded to get on my waterbed and scream "OWNED" at it.
<EvaUnit02> what would sigmund have to say about that one
<sir-gold> that you feel your masculinity threatened by the fact that you drive a minivan
<cd|work> you got abused by a minivan in your childhood, and have an oedipus complex for your mother
<EvaUnit02> sir-gold now THAT is a possibility
<@Daedalus> "So you've decided open a hockey rink"
<@Synergistic> Thats weird
<@Daedalus> "So you've decided to mail a kitten"
<@Daedalus> "So you've got cancer"
<@Dock> Worked though, so I didn't break it.
<+Arrowmaster> grr wtf
<+Arrowmaster> theres a reason its called a ZIF socket
<@Dock> ZIF my ass.
<ASk> a ZIF ass?
<ASk> that's a treasure, man
<ASk> just think of all the possibilities
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
(lithrye) hlds is killing my ISP's router.
(Silicon) and how exactly do they say it's doing that
(lithrye) it's causing it to drop packets.
(Silicon) what are they using Fischer Price, My first router?