<RaZorblade> sentient???????????????????????????????????????????????
<NekoNick> I guess that answers my question.
<RaZorblade> sentient???????????????????????????????????????????????
<NekoNick> I guess that answers my question.
<Stoney> An evil alarm?
<Rowdy> sleep 21600 && cat /kernel > /dev/audio
<Rowdy> Turn your speakers to max and do that.
<Rowdy> It is MEAN.
<matt> i have lots of kewl mp3 mixing software atm :)
<Rowdy> Think like an air raid siren crossed with a million babies crying in unison.
<matt> .. and then were suddenly silenced?
<Rowdy> HAHAHAHAHAA
<Rowdy> ROFL
<Rowdy> That's the shit.
<@jon^c> eat more fiber
<Elfer> I just had an idea
<Elfer> ok, cats land on their feet, right?
<Elfer> right
<Elfer> toast lands peanut butter sde down, right?
<Elfer> right
<very_clock> right
<Elfer> now, what if I tape a piece of toast peanut butter side up to a cat's back and drop it
<Elfer> ???
<very_clock> uhhhm the cat will cancel out the toast thing, cats beat toast anyday
<Elfer> uhh, no
<very_clock> yep
<Elfer> I think I get some sort of physics defying contradiction conundrum and the cat will hover
<Elfer> It's almost too simple to take over the world with this type of device...
<tosh> my hair doesn't stay up out of joy
<WoobiE> hooray for me
<jimiw> your mum must be proud
<WoobiE> yep
<WoobiE> doesnt explain why she beats me and tells me i destroyed the family though
<Atob> And those pictures are of naked ladies.
(@Spellbinder) hash?
(+emil) what?
(+emil) oh
(+emil) i have fat fingers
(+emil) so when i laugh on irc
(+emil) i press the s button too
<RaTS_FYA> :)
<Darkseid> it's called "if girls bled cranberry juice"
<RaTS_FYA> lol
<RaTS_FYA> lets here it dark
<oldskoolsenate> yeah
<oldskoolsenate> i wanna hear
<oldskoolsenate> please pleaes please
<Darkseid> ok
<Darkseid> keep in mind that it's metalish
<Darkseid> Ahem
* Darkseid clears throat
<oldskoolsenate> Darkseid that's alright
<Darkseid> if girls bled cranberry juice would you press and squeeze them dry
<Darkseid> would you hold their heads so sweetly til juice ran from their eye
<Darkseid> f juice ran from girls' ears would you have them for a snack.
<Darkseid> What if orange juice was dripping from her snatch
<Darkseid> I would
<Darkseid> Chorus
<Darkseid> I mean no one likes a glass of juice better than me... better than me... better than me... no one likes a glass of juice better than me... better than me me me....
<oldskoolsenate> Darkseid: That's really touching.
<+silv|LUNCH> it wasn't an rpg battle
<Steele> well either its 6:15 or mickey has a hard on
<Disciple> So I took off the headphones
<Disciple> And The teacher was screaming
<Disciple> "PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH! PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH!"
<Disciple> "GIVE IT TO HIM NOW! GIVE IT TO HIM NOW!"
<[Striker]> O_o
<Elyssa> Oo;
<K-S> :O
<Ness|Scripting> :O
<Velcant> ...o_O
<Disciple> And so I was like "What the hell's going on?"
<Disciple> And I looked over
<Disciple> and she was screaming on the phone.
<Disciple> And I just started cracking up
<Disciple> But then I found out that it was really sad and it was her son dying and someone had to give him his injection :(
<Disciple> But before I heard that, it was the funniest thing ever.
<[Striker]> ...well, damn,
<Disciple> (He is safe now)
<evilive> we'll say we're offering free chicken as a promotion, right?
<evilive> then when the niggers show up we'll shoot them and take their gold teeth.
<BlazeHedgehog> So it's got this guy kneeling at the WTC Memorial, crying, headline reads "HILLARY DUFF'S NEW CD RELEASED"
<Waffle-X> lol
<Sz> I'd be crying too
<@Disciple> sigh
<@oz> stop ircing from your phone you lame piece of shit
<@oz> if you were jewish, that would make sense.
<Procyon> I'm scared, and confused!
<DS> have you felt a strong desire to vote for george w. bush recently?
<Ocean-Saurian> What aobut 'em?
<MrBeanTroll> you will never find a more retched hive of scum and villiany
<MrBeanTroll> I must be careful
<MrBeanTroll> "I'm looking for a cute strong guy with a truck to help me move a couch from Dolores Park to Oakland some time this week during the evening. I'll buy you dinner afterwards. Picture required."
<MrBeanTroll> "you must be THIS hot to move my furniture"
<obso> you get drunk and make out with a guy
<obso> and all of a sudden all of irc is on yer ass
<obso> my girlfriend thought it was cute.
<Elfer> bitch
<Elfer> Know what I got for easter?
<Elfer> nothing
<Elfer> not even chocolate or anything
<Elfer> Well, at least I didn't get crucified
<Elfer> unlike some suckers at easter
<Mitsugi> what was his response?
<Fusion> Uh... "meow"
<Mitsugi> figures
<Fusion> Yeah. What a bitch.
<Ben-San> You other brothers can't deny when a fhgargh walks in with an itty bitty SLAJCHSAFGBG and a big typo in your face.. :P
<Kai> You get gfdhgfj and you wanna pull up gfyifu because you notice that xc,jhagjhrrss was djhfdjhf.
<Ben-San> This leads to the eternal question: what rhymes with djhfdjhf?
<H_Cuz> gjhfdjhf.
<Kai> bjhfbjhf?
<[TFCC]MitsuMan> philips head screwdriver and knife to open packages lol
<[TFCC]FloorPie> A knife? Use your teeth
<[TFCC]MysteryDate> what about securing the mobo in the case
<[TFCC]FloorPie> You'll have such a hard on when the new hardware arives, just poke the package open
<[TFCC]MysteryDate> or tape and grease? i read somewehreabout that
<[TFCC]MysteryDate> but I have no idea why
<[TFCC]MitsuMan> everything will come with mounting screws M
<[TFCC]MysteryDate> oh right
<[TFCC]MysteryDate> dammit
<[TFCC]FloorPie> The tape is to hold your hardon down
<[TFCC]FloorPie> the greese is for afterwards
<Ziller> am I me?
<Ziller> [12:14] *** Ziller (ziller@bnc.host) Quit (Ping timeout)
<_jackal> it's weird to see yourself quit from irc..
<Ziller> like seeing your own death
<LicknDrgn> Which probably accounts for the fact I've got a cold CPU most days and fuck all else to my name :)
<LicknDrgn> Then again, the drug addict and alcoholic phases probably don't help either.
<LicknDrgn> Still, at least I can play video games drunk and stoned with the heater on :P
<LicknDrgn> And really, isn't that what's important in life?
<LicknDrgn> ...
<LicknDrgn> I wish I had a heater :(