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(199)<Allister> Rookie, look in your Maximum PC where it compared all those gaming machines. <R00kie_> hold on , gota wipe the sticky stuff off #121270
(592)<aeonite> if you wrap your heat sink in tissue paper it will last longer <asshat> yeah I know! <kmad> haw <BChikapa> I just tried that anFIRE FIRE OMG #121295
(614)<Bravo56> How the hell is a penguin considered a bird? It can't fly! <Gremhawk> It has wings? <Bravo50> Ya, and I have man titties, that doesn't make me a woman. <Gremhawk> No, that just makes you a man with larger than normal breasts. <Bravo56> Go suck a dick. <Gremhawk> Your the woman, you do it. I'll just tell you how good it is. <Bravo56> I hate you. #121465
(943)<CanyonMan> should it disturb me that the can of campbell's baked beans is labeled: "Now with more beans!" ? <CanyonMan> It's still a 12 ounce can <CanyonMan> So they must have REMOVED something to have the same weight and volume, but more beans? <waltman> maybe they're using smaller beans #121476
(69)<fearz> lol <fearz> better than my case <fearz> the police caught me with 20 cc's <xvx> woops <fearz> i got probation for a year <xvx> that sucks <fearz> and had to repay like $4000 <xvx> damn <xvx> that doesnt look good on a record <xvx> fraud at the age of 15 <fearz> lol <fearz> hell, it looks perfect now with all the other shit <fearz> heh <xvx> hahahah #121498
(1630)<jackie> OMG i got an A in reading!!! <jackie> oh wait...damn it nvm... <jackie> i read my report card wrong :/ #121539
(158)<Mr_Joshua> no, they take those silicone bags & put them in boxes with electronic equipment after writing "do not eat" all over them. <juvenile> ... <juvenile> Is that really a problem? #121592
(120)<@jeric> If i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be masturbation, or incest? #121594
(312)<Rorschach`> Idiocy is the default state of all IRC channels. It takes a great deal of effort to raise the level of things to only moderately moronic. #121764
(735)<Desiree> my room is clean! <Junpei> mine... is far from clean <Junpei> but i have a chai smoothie <Junpei> so everything is oooooooooooook <Desiree> neet <p00p> chai smoothie? <Junpei> yup <p00p> WTF? <p00p> why do you crackers steal everything from us? <p00p> first it's our music <p00p> now it's our food <Junpei> i didnt steal anything from a pile of poop, thanks <p00p> yes, but you stole it from my peoples <p00p> =P <p00p> and WTF is up with this "Punjabi MC - Beware of the Boys"??? <p00p> just because they couldn't pronounce that shit they had to translate it <Junpei> and who exactly are you people <p00p> it didn't even have Punjabi MC in it, it was just a remix by that tosser Jay Z <Junpei> i didnt know poop orginated from india <p00p> Indians <p00p> did I ever say that? <Junpei> well, you are poop <p00p> your tiptoeing around everything else i said p00p (asdfsdaf@firc-1691C69E.ipt.aol.com) is now known as Siddartha <Junpei> and besides the chai i get wasnt stolen from anyone, its actually made in india and imported here <Junpei> so how am i stealing <Siddartha> your stealing a part of my culture <Siddartha> and being a poser <Siddartha> by trying to be "hip" and "ethnic" <Junpei> im not trying to be hip or ethnic <Junpei> i just fucking like chai <Junpei> get off my nuts <Junpei> and stop trying to pull the oppressed kid from another country act, get over it <Junpei> thats like me saying YOU USE AMERICA ONLINE YOU CULTURE STEALING BASTARD #121804
(612)<Link> I'm going to make a PC Case, with a built in fridge. <Link> never will I be without a cold drink or snack again :D <pookie> put an athlon in there too <pookie> and you won't need a microwave either #121862
(337)<tobester> thats like being with a hot chick all night and then you go "hey I gotta piss ill be right back" and she goes "I'll join you" and you think you're about to get a handjob but really she just needs to piss and takes the urinal next to yours and hasa bigger penis than yours #121969
(411)<@Total-MK> You know when you play SMB and you get that weird thing at the end of each stage that says 'sorry the princess is in the OTHER castle' do you have herd panties? <@Total-MK> :P <@Total-MK> *her <The_Purple_Bunny> Bowser's got all her panties. <The_Purple_Bunny> He ain't sharing. <The_Purple_Bunny> >:( <@Total-MK> lol. <The_Purple_Bunny> Everyone knows the only reason she got kidnapped so many times is because she WANTED it. <@Total-MK> Well I always wonderd what she was doing up in Bowsers flying duck thingy in SMW. <The_Purple_Bunny> Blowjob, DUH! <@Total-MK> and she kinda goes down after throwing a mushroom out...ya know <@Total-MK> *Help Me Mario!* goes down <The_Purple_Bunny> She throws the mushroom out as a way of saying "FUCKING GO AWAY" <@Total-MK> lol. <@Total-MK> And then there is bowsers face too <@Total-MK> lol <The_Purple_Bunny> It gets orgasmic to the point that Bowser can't control the vehicle anymore, and it just bounces along the ground. <The_Purple_Bunny> The mechakoopas he tosses out are his way of saying "Ok, we're done using these up here, you play with 'em." <@Total-MK> lol <@Total-MK> so thats why in the 3rd part of that fight...it starts bouncing up and down pretty hard <@Total-MK> and what of those Big Balls? <The_Purple_Bunny> Bowser's anal beads. <@Total-MK> ewww #121975
(1391)<Gypsy> The day Microshaft makes something that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum. #122297
(260)<kszer0> sometimes I forgot I'm naked <kszer0> and I'll go outside DeBruce coveres his eyes kszer0 bends over to pick up a penny Hiroshirou rams zero like no tommorow #122454
(489)<GooRooPR> I've got cats, they like to puke (always on the fucking carpet, no matter what). While this bothers me, it at one time was tolerable when one kitty would puke the other would run in and eat it. I liked that system, I'd cheer them on, let them know that they where good kitties, pet them while they ate each others puke, and what not. I even had it down to a perfect science where I'd reduce catfood to insure total puke clean <GooRooPR> WTF? Do they expect me to eat it? Cause I'm not some bottomless pit, they puke a lot and I doubt I could keep up with that. <GooRooPR> sorry for the flood :) <revolver> heh <DirtyPunk> You can tell someone needs to get out of the house and interact with humans when... <revolver> ...they're cheering for puke eating kittens? #122456
(39)* Kranium has quit IRC (I'mmm Sailing away.......Set an open course for the virgin sea..... Cause i've got to be freeee, free to face the life t) <Luigi30> Wait, I'm bored, I get to be the captain. #122512
(721)<stumpy> I saw my cousin naked one day, got some good use out of that later that night. <momar> Fer god's sake man! <momar> That's like eating peanut butter with a fork. It can work, it just ain't right. #122557
(1424)<limi> does anybody know where the Table of Contents generator is, to save me of the embarrasment of talking to a virtual paper clip? #122558
(767)<Calvinosaur> Water parks should make their entrances narrow, say 24 inches. If you can't fit through sideways, then you're too fat to be wearing a swimsuit in public. #122713
(1047)<Feren> I'm a network engineer, and I'm o-kay / I plot all night and capture packets all day. <Athena> You smack down PCs and eat Cat5, and go to the lavatory? On wednesdays you hunt scriptkiddies, and have roasted punk for tea? <Slipstream> Old MacDonald had a network. EIGRP. And on this Network, he had some packets. EIGRP. With an ACK, ACK, here, and an ACK, ACK, there. Here an ACK, there an ACK, everywhere an ACK-ACK. Old Macdonald had a Network. EIGRP. <Feren> ... #122738
(457)<ShroomDuck> but the head we get here in ontario is fuckin horrible <ShroomDuck> HEAT! <ShroomDuck> I MEANT HEAT! #122771
(290)<WatashiWa> *eats more moldy bread* <WatashiWa> I'm gonna get kinky in a few minutes with some peanut butter. ^_^ <mystic_knight> .... <Krelian|Owned> .... <WatashiWa> .... <mystic_knight> i feel sorry for your dog #122807
(1045)* kronikmag watches as a black hole appears from nowhere and sucks kremit into its depths where he externally implodes <Kremit> externally implodes? <Satan> ouch <Satan> that's like <Satan> bad. <Satan> i think <Kremit> i can undertsand imploding <Kremit> but externally? * Satan grabs the physics book. <Satan> yeah <Satan> that's definitely not a good thing. * Links points out that Satan's physics book has a gay porn magazine inbetween the pages he's looking at. <Satan> ah <Satan> wrong black hole.. <Links> yeah <Kremit> yeah <Satan> still not good though <Links> nope. <Links> not good at all. #122817
(776)<Vino> I'd jack off in the middle of a circular buttsex chain for a klondike bar <Brother_Shinobi> ... <Tempyst> ... <Keyse|2> ... <Muffdan> ...