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#119924 (208)

<@rs> i just told someone to not hide the ichat-av vu meter under another window as it would muffle his voice

#119957 (1713)

<Fluidmist> so, who wants to come to mexico with me?
<technophobe> i would, but i dont speak mexican
<Fluidmist> i thought you spoke spanish.
<techophobe> i do, i dont speak mexican though
<Fluidmist> are you serious?
<technophobe> what? yes
<Fluidmist> who wants to be the one to explain this to him?

#119969 (2917)

<ruffkin2> HAHAHAH dat dude you sent me 127.0.0.1 iz enfected wit sub7 im fuckin with him now
<andrw> oh good, format his computer
<Testicular_One> format his computer
<TheGreaterZero> format him

#120095 (3284)

<Naudiz> my IQ is high enough that I can do anything I want
<Naudiz> college means nothing
<netbsd_> What is this almighty IQ you have and what self-scoring IQ test gave you the idea you have it?
<Naudiz> I'm a Mensa member .. I allready mentioned this.
<netbsd_> So you're in the top two percent of the population?
<netbsd_> This is me being impressed.
<Naudiz> no actually ... only 1 in 50 people qualify to be in Mensa

#120100 (417)

<MrWhippy> The term 'Bisexual' is the politicly correct way to say you fuck anything

#120159 (404)

<Bayls> Kaff - can you stop changing your nick. My notify list is about 98MB now, since I simply must know the nanosecond you come online.
<Kaffy> bayls, thats FUNNY considering you never talk to me :(
<Kaffy> and dammit, i miss you so much when you're not here. or soemthing.
<Bayls> Kaffy - Sadly, that's true. However, I find enough solace staring doefully out the window into the night, illuminated only by the soft haze of my monitor, thinking of you and humming "Soooommeewhere ouuuut theeere..."
<Bayls> Then I load up the vast gallery of porn, all carefully edited to include your head with the tampons stuck up your nose on each body, have a brisk pull, then fall into a restful sleep, my own manpaste hardening to a flaky crust as I slumber.
<Kaffy> aww how romantic *sniff*

#120239 (149)

<Icedagger> this is still the best name i've ever found in canada411... Harry Poon

#120260 (872)

<baka-san> a byte to eat? *groan*
<baka-san> I ate at a suhsi place once that called their pieces bits,
you could order a 4-bit nibble, and 8-bit byte, a 16-bit halfword, or a
32-bit word.
<baka-san> Some of their large combo platters were named after structs.
<baka-san> The TCP header that we ordered was very tasty.
<billf> "you know you're in silicon valley when...."

#120282 (358)

* SykoFreud (~anders@oc12-1-oslo.nsn.no) has joined #rap
<SykoFreud> so uhm ... I am a producer from norway, and i am looking for good rappers.
<Kris81> word
<Kris81> shizzle mah nizzle let me drop this line for you foo
<pauze> hahaha
<Kris81> i make dem raps so good your pants be filled with goo
<pauze> bla bla bla bla
<pauze> ha ha ha ha
<pauze> im the best rapper out there
<pauze> LOL
<SykoFreud> I see.
* SykoFreud (~anders@oc12-1-oslo.nsn.no) has left #rap

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#120306 (202)

<Acj> PAPAPAPA PADA PADA! POMPOMPOMPAPA POMPOM!
<Acj> I love singing along with house music.

#120398 (801)

<seg> I just spent 10 minutes checking my keyboard connections only to find that i had been typing my root password in an irc channel instead of the ssh window.

#120413 (332)

<Calaveron> I'm so sick and tired of gay people on message boards adding to their signatures
<Calaveron> "PROUD TO BE GAY"
<Calaveron> And fruity colors
<Calaveron> I mean
<Calaveron> WTF?
<Calaveron> Fine, you can be gay, I don't care
<mog> i love peer
<mog> it pwned cass good
<Calaveron> Don't be flaunting it, then it's annoying and you get all bitchy when someone complains and thinks he's a homophobe
* mog Random Mp3 - Queen - Killer Queen.mp3 - Size: 3.45MB - Length: 3mins 2secs
<Calaveron> I'm straight
<Calaveron> I don't go adding pirate flags to my signatures
<Calaveron> "PROUD TO NOT SUCK COCKS"
<mog> lol
* cass has joined #herpes
* ChanServ sets mode: +o cass
<mog> fuck
<mog> spoke too soon
<draik]> wb
<Calaveron> pirate flags with boobies and skull and crossbones and all that
* mog is now known as asspirate
<asspirate> YAR
<draik]> rofl
<asspirate> SHIVER ME COLON AND BLOW MY LOAD
<asspirate> THERE BE TREASURE IN THAT BOYS ASS
<draik]> lmao
<asspirate> yar
<asspirate> me n firs mate willy
<asspirate> thar be dragons to, yar
<asspirate> flamin dragons
<asspirate> with cacks as long as tha sea
<asspirate> yar
<asspirate> got' dig deep fer ye gold
<asspirate> yar

#120433 (300)

<Nermaldrunk> alcohol is so comforting
<Austin> Yeah, vomit's just like a warm blanket, only in liquid form.

#120514 (343)

<Silver> i neeber olok at ym kyebord wen i tpey

#120519 (527)

<confuted> they said "non-toxic" we figured that meant "safe to drink"

#120607 (520)

<Turbopor> Why did God put men on earth?
<HamNcheese> Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

#120620 (161)

<Myst> ez mac? is that a pimping kit or something?
* Myst just pictures this pimp on the box with gold teeth and oversized sunglasses give you on the thumbs up
<Myst> free faux gold oversized neckchain with 10 proof of purchases

#120654 (499)

<BigFagShittyFaggotBastard> I fucking hate spam, im going to murder the guy who made it and rape his children, I sure hope this mail isnt spam it doesnt look like it HOLY SHIT SAVE ON INK CARTRIDGES!! IM GLAD MY FILTER DIDNT BLOCK THIS, TO THE COMPUTER STORE

#120975 (1464)

<dreamer> Gargamale: a girl that posts on the local goth forum used to think lol meant lots of love, and got a rather rude awakening after someone's mother died - "how was the funeral? lol"
<Jesterace> haha
<Gargamale> LOL

#120993 (656)

<Head> if I download porn off of Kazaa
<Head> you think the RIAA can find me?
<dsbnh> yeah the RECORDING industry has huge ties for porn
<[GSF]Nitro> Head- you will be sued by Ron Jeremy
<[GSF]Nitro> actually, since his penis is a legal entity and franchise, it will be the wang that sues you
<Head> lol
<dsbnh> its actually declared a country
<dsbnh> you can recieve asylum by hiding under it
<dsbnh> it was recognized as a hero when it saved 3 children from drowning
<Head> lol
<Panz> and then cummed in there faces
<dsbnh> ....
<Panz> *Splat*
<Panz> ....
<dsbnh> why must you turn a story of heroism into a sick twisted pedophile affair

#121064 (139)

*** Master_Hacker (Tabby@vw-26266.mpx.com.au) has joined channel #2600
<Master_Hacker> hi all
<buo> HI MASTER HACKER
<Master_Hacker> hi
<buo> DO YOU HAVE GIBSON TEKNIQ ?
<Master_Hacker> no
<Master_Hacker> hang on
<Master_Hacker> ...
<Master_Hacker> ill check

#121101 (263)

<Saty> man
<Saty> active directory is to system resources
<Saty> what joseph stalin was to human rights

#121126 (369)

<typobox43> programming without arrays is like swimming without trunks. it works, but for most people, it's ugly.

#121175 (419)

<jvalenzu> dude
<jvalenzu> can you imagine a rice field working game?
<jvalenzu> that would rock
<jvalenzu> SimGrain
<jvalenzu> SimGrain: Wild Rice Expansion Pack