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<Midnight_Puppy> It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors
#118967 (461)
(@Ti-chan) Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
#119073 (-828)
<exo> why are redneck murders so hard to solve
<exo> cuz theres no dental records and all their DNA is the same
<fearz> HAHAHA
#119102 (693)
<Afghani> hi
<Afghani> h r u?
<zebra> what the hell kind of language is that?
<zebra> are you fucking fingerly impaired or something?
#119152 (457)
<@ecoli> i should just ln -s /dev/urandom ircd.conf
<@ecoli> and keep restarting it
<@ecoli> eventually it'll get everything right
<@Wink> lol
<@ecoli> stupid ssl.
<@ecoli> this couldn't be less documented if it were an md5 encrypted haiku.
#119334 (856)
<ClothHat> Isn't Canadian currency made out of tree bark or something?
<Cidolfas> CH: Isn't American currency made out of the skins of natives?
<ClothHat> That and broken treaties.
#119429 (745)
<exo> a/s/l?
<exo> i have blonde hair and blue eyes
<exo> i like to run and play with my dog
<torechednodle> i like long walks on the beach and men who arent afraid to cry
<exo> can i approach you torechednodle
<torechednodle> omg cybersex?
<torechednodle> yes, but please turn on your landing lights and adjust ILS for approach to vector 160
<exo> there is a dead animal on the runway
<torechednodle> yes dont mind that i was shaving
#119542 (342)
<BoneCollector> well americanisation is quite big in SA
<BoneCollector> all the youngsters hear want to be like the Americans, especially with the black kids
<mog> that's funny
<mog> all the white kids here want to be africans
<mog> who would have thought
#119554 (153)
<axiom-> mike myers is fuckin canadian
<axiom-> he'd outsmart those two nitwit killers anyday
<starrie> the guy from halloween
<starrie> not austin powers
<starrie> ninny.
<axiom-> oh.
#119582 (843)
<shroom> wtf your nick is obnoxious
<`_^-_`_^\^|```_-__^_\`_```> so is yours
#119638 (187)
<remix> i was gonna come back and say "fuck the children" but i realized that it wouldnt sound too good
<ecoli> yeah
<melly> ic
<mkart64> yeah then you go to jail
<ecoli> besides, some of us are way ahead of you :D
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<Reaper> ur not 1337 hehe
<wonderboy> i am 19
#119678 (1150)
Fairytalehero: ok, so someitmes me and kel shower together
Fairytalehero: and i'll have to pee. so i go "hey kel, look at this" or something, and start PEEING ON HER
Fairytalehero: she gets so mad and tries to block it
Fairytalehero: but i'm like HAHA I'M PEEING ON YOUR HAND
#119701 (162)
<aO-> ugh
<aO-> almost had a brown out
<aO-> and im gone
* Quits: aO- (~aO@ip68-14-10-213.ri.ri.cox.net) (Client Quit)
<ecoli> sounds like someone had Taco Bell for lunch
#119765 (185)
(monkeh^): this girl from the us was emailing me saying her tummy hurts, out of curiosity i ask why its hurting
(monkeh^): i got the reply today
(monkeh^): and ill say this; she should have lied
#119800 (130)
<FluKex> isnt cheddar house for the alternative sexual preference people?
<crib> FluKex you mean fags?
<FluKex> crib my term is less..  umm,  bah,  ya,   its for fags
#119813 (601)
<[-FcG-]Poet> lucifer is so 20th century, the devil should rename himself something like 1337Kill@r
#119853 (136)
·Jocelyn32· I would like to chat with single a English girl, SMART and slim (even if its scarce). Those who are STUPIDS, have several children from different fathers and/or don't work, please don't come to see me I AM NOT INTEREST IN YOU. Me I have a good look, gentle and funny
·Jocelyn32· In brief...
·Jocelyn32· I’m searching for an English girl who sucks, swallows, says thank you and then takes a taxi
#119859 (849)
<prae> my sister is so goddamn retarded
<prae> she called mom cause she gave blood today and mom told her to drink alot of fluids
<prae> so she drank beer
<prae> what a fucking moron
#119862 (1016)
<Bungie> You know porn has become an addiction when you are standing at the gas pump filling your bike and just before you top it off, you pull the hose out and spray it all over the tank.
#119866 (693)
<Murphy01> If i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be masturbation, or incest?
<DS> how about fucking nasty?
<Murphy01> Well, that too.
#119869 (359)
<Kilroy> gods, I'm dating myself again
<MPG> at least you only have to get one person drunk to have sex.
#119896 (403)
<Amish> why are people fascinated with cartoon porn
<Amish> I mean, do you watch the Simpsons and really feel the need to (poorly) photoshop lisa giving bart head?
<Gudrow> when hitler was an artist he specialized in tentacle rape portaiture
<Mr_X> Gudrow: That's how the alliance between Germany and Japan began
<jre> That, and the German-Japanese scat fetish
<Mr_X> The scat fetish is the result of secret WW2 nazi experiments
<Mr_X> "HANZ, I SHALL NOW DEFECATE IN YOUR MOUTH, JA?" "JA" "DO YOU FEEL LIKE AN UBERSOLDAT YET?"
#119903 (206)
<fintler> I'm 14176 lines of java closer to getting about $2000
<DocGonzo> maybe you can overcome the stigma that most java apps are gay
<fintler> once you ignore the stigma....it's kinda addictive
<DocGonzo> you mean like bumlove?
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<Caspian777> Once I get my picture on the net, you'll see. :P
<Suvorov> ooh can i have your picture?
<Suvorov> no baby ones though - i can't masturbate to those