#122842 (246)
<Brian_Davion> whats a good colour for a protocal droid?
<Brian_Davion> kaiser: I'm thinking a droid just like C3P0
<KaiserPanda> make it black with inlaid gold leaf designs, and a funny hat
<KaiserPanda> and a pink lawn flamingo
<Wolf> yes, and its opening line would be "I am cornholio, human-cornhole relations"
#122856 (1265)
<Ghormak> I'm going to make a GTA3 mod. If you drive more than 88 in a delorian, you end up in GTA:VC
#122901 (583)
<michaelr> heh, new zealanders think the aussies are shagging the sheep, and the aussies think the nz'ers are shagging the sheep... quite frankly, i think it's the sheep who are sluts
#122977 (423)
<Monkah> i dont complain about ur interspecies breeding habits
<goatus> for the last time, your mums ugly, but shes still human
#123004 (321)
[WorkDeed] bahahaha
[WorkDeed] I just heard someone say "I measured the thermal conductivity of one of my loogies and..."
[KArmA-] isn't Berkley cool?
#123044 (719)
<blake772> Dude, your sister is a bitch.
<o0sarsRus0o> i know, one time she was drunk and i took advantage of her to get her back
<blake772> WTF.. incest newbie.  Bash.org
<o0sarsRus0o> omg if you do i will kill you
#123088 (354)
<eTombotron> purges are an essential part of a healthy society
=-= eTombotron was booted from #homeworld by kally (ps everyone he never existed)
#123097 (1279)
<virt> if i let fan-mail go to my head, i'd be some kind of bizarre demigod overlord of condescending zeal
<virt> "welcome to taco bell. can i take your order?" "SILENCE, PEON. I WILL CONSUME THREE CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCHES, AND YOU WILL PROVIDE THEM IN A VELVET CARRYING CASE LINED WITH THE FINEST LINEN PRODUCED IN ALL OF ASIA, AND YOU WILL DO IT BY THE TIME I DRIVE UP TO THE WINDOW OR YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LIFE"
#123109 (363)
<ruumis> this bitch I used to fuck with added me to her friendster list... what is my testimonial supposed to say for her? "gave good parking lot head. needs to talk less."
#123115 (11)
<[-OsL-][Chibi]> hey eyesore
<[-OsL-][Chibi]> ur fav nigga is here :)
<eyesore> no he's not, he's out in the field. all i see is you, you dirty tar baby
#123289 (270)
<caNcer_b0y> my boy just shit in the can for the first time :)
<route> lol congrats
<caNcer_b0y> its a HUGE step for him :)
<route> heh i can imagine
<dr_binks> how old is he?
<caNcer_b0y> 2.5
<dr_binks> see route, if a 2yr old can do it, why cant u?
<route> cause i like my nappy's
#123311 (522)
narzy: can you throw in a filter that if it mentions bash its auto dumped?
Protected Identity: Haha
Protected Identity: No, I prefer the mods suffe
Protected Identity: r
narzy: ok, but don't be shocked if you get a jizzed on keyboard for X-mas...
Protected Identity: Dont be surprised if you get a punch in the face for new years
narzy: don't be supprised if you get your scrotum as a change purse for easter...
Protected Identity: Dont be surprised if your mod account gets locked in 5 seconds
narzy: oh shit, im sorry im sorry im sorry...
#123318 (506)
<Robyn> If the spam I receive is representative of America, then there must be many fat women married to men with tiny penises.
#123475 (307)
<-yptosis> But Kazaa is telling me freecondoms.com is having a blow-out extravaganza...
<-yptosis> That doesn't seem like it'd sell condoms very well... blow-outs are the last things I need...
#123552 (219)
Dough Girl7777:  my grandma is funny
CherryOnion1979:  okay
Dough Girl7777:  she tries to spoil me, but she has like no money, so she gives me plants
Dough Girl7777:  and she gets all excited when she gives em to me
#123562 (265)
<Swap_File> explosives + Lan party + flare gun = broken toilet, and report of "fireworks display" on the police radio
#123569 (681)
<Swap_File> hey, how many PSI are blow up dolls inflated to, generally?
#123586 (1093)
[Yaksha] At least I'll have my laptop with me at work ;)
[Heri] WOOOHOOO!
[Heri] No clitoris, though
[Yaksha] Clitoris?
[Heri] yeah you know... the little bump in the middle of the keyboard ;)
[Heri] you kinda have to tickle it to make it work
[Yaksha] lol
[Yaksha] I think that'd look kind of weird at work ...
[Yaksha] The computer starts beeping louder and faster ...
[Heri] LMAO LMAO LMAO
[Heri] then shoots a CDROM out of the drive
[Yaksha] LOL
[Yaksha] The monitor panel slowly falls into the closed position
[Heri] LMAO!
[Heri] then it smokes a ciggy?
[Yaksha] Nahh, it formats a floppy
#123609 (445)
<maggie> how do i shut down my computer?
<uh> press start...
<maggie> no i want to SHUT DOWN! why does everyone tell me to click start...
<uh> ... you might as well just pull the power cord...
<maggie> uh but i also heard...
* maggie has quit irc (Error: connection reset by peer)
#123660 (973)
<punchcard_w0rk> i think i will form a computer addiction recovery group.
<punchcard_w0rk> call it "users no longer enslaved to electronic technology"
<punchcard_w0rk> or UnLeet
#123701 (350)
<+COokie|DLingZELDAmusic> damnit theres just not enough fat girl pron on kazaa
<+COokie|DLingZELDAmusic> i mean..zelda music...
#123708 (24)
<@PCG|TMC_MusicmanTRS> ok... whats RIAA??
#123711 (753)
MoonJuice: its amelia you dumb bitch
bryanvaim: you accidently typed "you" instead of "the"
#123721 (598)
<Mutation> wow, only 260 quotes pending on bash...
<Mutation> i think its a sign of the end times...
<Mutation> when it hit's zero jesus returns to us in the form of a nigger joke
#123724 (443)
[04:32] (%craigr000) WHAT THE FUCK
<%craigr000> FOR ONCE I'M HAVING AN EROTIC DREAM
<%craigr000> AND I AWAKEN TO MY FUCKIN MOM
<%craigr000> HITTING ME AND TELLING ME I HAVE TO SCRUB THE WALLS
<%craigr000> I MEAN IT'S OBVIOUS THE ONLY PLACE I'M GONNA GET ANY ACTION IN A LONG ASS TIME IS IN THE REALM OF SLEEP. THANKS MOM. THANKS A LOT.