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(246)<Brian_Davion> whats a good colour for a protocal droid? <Brian_Davion> kaiser: I'm thinking a droid just like C3P0 <KaiserPanda> make it black with inlaid gold leaf designs, and a funny hat <KaiserPanda> and a pink lawn flamingo <Wolf> yes, and its opening line would be "I am cornholio, human-cornhole relations" #122856
(1265)<Ghormak> I'm going to make a GTA3 mod. If you drive more than 88 in a delorian, you end up in GTA:VC #122901
(583)<michaelr> heh, new zealanders think the aussies are shagging the sheep, and the aussies think the nz'ers are shagging the sheep... quite frankly, i think it's the sheep who are sluts #122977
(423)<Monkah> i dont complain about ur interspecies breeding habits <goatus> for the last time, your mums ugly, but shes still human #123004
(321)[WorkDeed] bahahaha [WorkDeed] I just heard someone say "I measured the thermal conductivity of one of my loogies and..." [KArmA-] isn't Berkley cool? #123044
(719)<blake772> Dude, your sister is a bitch. <o0sarsRus0o> i know, one time she was drunk and i took advantage of her to get her back <blake772> WTF.. incest newbie. Bash.org <o0sarsRus0o> omg if you do i will kill you #123088
(354)<eTombotron> purges are an essential part of a healthy society =-= eTombotron was booted from #homeworld by kally (ps everyone he never existed) #123097
(1279)<virt> if i let fan-mail go to my head, i'd be some kind of bizarre demigod overlord of condescending zeal <virt> "welcome to taco bell. can i take your order?" "SILENCE, PEON. I WILL CONSUME THREE CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCHES, AND YOU WILL PROVIDE THEM IN A VELVET CARRYING CASE LINED WITH THE FINEST LINEN PRODUCED IN ALL OF ASIA, AND YOU WILL DO IT BY THE TIME I DRIVE UP TO THE WINDOW OR YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LIFE" #123109
(363)<ruumis> this bitch I used to fuck with added me to her friendster list... what is my testimonial supposed to say for her? "gave good parking lot head. needs to talk less." #123115
(11)<[-OsL-][Chibi]> hey eyesore <[-OsL-][Chibi]> ur fav nigga is here :) <eyesore> no he's not, he's out in the field. all i see is you, you dirty tar baby #123289
(270)<caNcer_b0y> my boy just shit in the can for the first time :) <route> lol congrats <caNcer_b0y> its a HUGE step for him :) <route> heh i can imagine <dr_binks> how old is he? <caNcer_b0y> 2.5 <dr_binks> see route, if a 2yr old can do it, why cant u? <route> cause i like my nappy's #123311
(522)narzy: can you throw in a filter that if it mentions bash its auto dumped? Protected Identity: Haha Protected Identity: No, I prefer the mods suffe Protected Identity: r narzy: ok, but don't be shocked if you get a jizzed on keyboard for X-mas... Protected Identity: Dont be surprised if you get a punch in the face for new years narzy: don't be supprised if you get your scrotum as a change purse for easter... Protected Identity: Dont be surprised if your mod account gets locked in 5 seconds narzy: oh shit, im sorry im sorry im sorry... #123318
(506)<Robyn> If the spam I receive is representative of America, then there must be many fat women married to men with tiny penises. #123475
(307)<-yptosis> But Kazaa is telling me freecondoms.com is having a blow-out extravaganza... <-yptosis> That doesn't seem like it'd sell condoms very well... blow-outs are the last things I need... #123552
(219)Dough Girl7777: my grandma is funny CherryOnion1979: okay Dough Girl7777: she tries to spoil me, but she has like no money, so she gives me plants Dough Girl7777: and she gets all excited when she gives em to me #123562
(265)<Swap_File> explosives + Lan party + flare gun = broken toilet, and report of "fireworks display" on the police radio #123569
(681)<Swap_File> hey, how many PSI are blow up dolls inflated to, generally? #123586
(1093)[Yaksha] At least I'll have my laptop with me at work ;) [Heri] WOOOHOOO! [Heri] No clitoris, though [Yaksha] Clitoris? [Heri] yeah you know... the little bump in the middle of the keyboard ;) [Heri] you kinda have to tickle it to make it work [Yaksha] lol [Yaksha] I think that'd look kind of weird at work ... [Yaksha] The computer starts beeping louder and faster ... [Heri] LMAO LMAO LMAO [Heri] then shoots a CDROM out of the drive [Yaksha] LOL [Yaksha] The monitor panel slowly falls into the closed position [Heri] LMAO! [Heri] then it smokes a ciggy? [Yaksha] Nahh, it formats a floppy #123609
(445)<maggie> how do i shut down my computer? <uh> press start... <maggie> no i want to SHUT DOWN! why does everyone tell me to click start... <uh> ... you might as well just pull the power cord... <maggie> uh but i also heard... * maggie has quit irc (Error: connection reset by peer) #123660
(973)<punchcard_w0rk> i think i will form a computer addiction recovery group. <punchcard_w0rk> call it "users no longer enslaved to electronic technology" <punchcard_w0rk> or UnLeet #123701
(350)<+COokie|DLingZELDAmusic> damnit theres just not enough fat girl pron on kazaa <+COokie|DLingZELDAmusic> i mean..zelda music... #123708
(24)<@PCG|TMC_MusicmanTRS> ok... whats RIAA?? #123711
(753)MoonJuice: its amelia you dumb bitch bryanvaim: you accidently typed "you" instead of "the" #123721
(598)<Mutation> wow, only 260 quotes pending on bash... <Mutation> i think its a sign of the end times... <Mutation> when it hit's zero jesus returns to us in the form of a nigger joke #123724
(443)[04:32] (%craigr000) WHAT THE FUCK <%craigr000> FOR ONCE I'M HAVING AN EROTIC DREAM <%craigr000> AND I AWAKEN TO MY FUCKIN MOM <%craigr000> HITTING ME AND TELLING ME I HAVE TO SCRUB THE WALLS <%craigr000> I MEAN IT'S OBVIOUS THE ONLY PLACE I'M GONNA GET ANY ACTION IN A LONG ASS TIME IS IN THE REALM OF SLEEP. THANKS MOM. THANKS A LOT.