#113023 (1038)
<`Sonny-Michaels> Oh good lord
<`Sonny-Michaels> As if www.mofo.com wasn't bad enough
<`Sonny-Michaels> You know the company Powergen?
<@Evil-PR-Director> uh oh
<`Sonny-Michaels> I'm told they're starting to move into Italy
<`Sonny-Michaels> Using the suffix Italia tacked onto the corp name
<`Sonny-Michaels> That's wrong in more ways than I want to think about
<@Evil-PR-Director> yeah...
<`Sonny-Michaels> Specially since they spelled it out for the url
<`Sonny-Michaels> http://www.powergenitalia.com/
#113032 (1086)
<Inuyasha> Those guys at bash must have some sort of auto-accept system with quotes
<Inuyasha> Either that or the guys that approve them are both racist and blind
#113106 (150)
<AH6969> that's univ. irvine
<AH6969> that college is like 60% azn
<SKID> I bet the parking lot is like a used Honda lot
<AH6969> there's a few expensive bmws and benzs in there
<SKID> yeah....those are the japanese kids
<SKID> and all the piece of shit cars with like dents and shit are the teachers cars
#113108 (547)
<FFFFFFFF1> has anyone been sky diving?
<bobbles> i fell down some stairs
<bobbles> does that count
#113110 (330)
<AfraidOfAmericans> I have money that smells like marijuana smoke
<AfraidOfAmericans> I am annoyed.
<Popples> I like the normal smell of money.
<AfraidOfAmericans> heh.
<AfraidOfAmericans> you mean cocaine?
#113121 (43)
<moocow39>do you like to masterbate?
<beaverchild110>why are you asking questions like that?
<moocow39>do you really want to know?
<beaverchild110>yes tell me!
<moocow39>because i am a single horny 48 year old man thats why!
#113123 (416)
<euphoria> we had drugs sex and rock and roll now all we have is aids crack and techno
#113133 (217)
<PsychoDreameR> i want a good war script
<PsychoDreameR> when can i get one??
<placid> www.nato.com
#113142 (32)
(@niki-luv): those hurt my teeths
(@grimreap): maddox
(nuttso): only americans would have to provide the s
(nuttso): otherwise its assumed that you'll have more than 1 tooth
(nuttso): like canadians for example
#113143 (35)
<Agent5> i hear gold is rare up in canada
<Agent5> sort of like finding a straight priest
* Agent5 (CUE LAUGHTER)
<Xenocide> lol
<FrEEk> lol
<Xenocide> i get it
#113152 (170)
<Acidfreek> Last time I was pimped I ended up being banned from Sea World and I had Herpes
#113195 (254)
<%Zero> then i broke my wrist in the growth plate twice
<%Zero> once snowboarding
<@mjc> ok.....
<%Zero> and a fat kid fell on me
<@Mike> ROFLMAO
<@mjc> hehehehehehehehehe
<%Zero> :(
<%Zero> it hurt
<%Zero> the kid was running
<%Zero> tripped on his shoe lace
<%Zero> and crushed me
<@Mike> lmao
#113200 (640)
<Sketchee> I'm searching for porn and see one "Russian soldier"
<Sketchee> ... it wasn't porn!
<Grifter> o..kay
<Grifter> In Soviet Russia, the porn finds YOU!
<Sketchee> It was faces of death
<Grifter> What was it?
<Sketchee> The guy was being held to the ground
<Sketchee> And then they spliced his throat open
<Sketchee> And stuff was poring out
<Grifter> hm
<Sketchee> And there was screaming but most of that was from me
#113211 (54)
<FoxBot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 32 is:
<FoxBot>            (Things) What is the fear of darkness known as
<Stonetree> africaphobia
#113232 (376)
<Snowman>: if you had to describe me in 50 words or less, what would you say?
(i)alex: 50 words or lesss...
(i)alex: hmmm
(i)alex: is cock loving one word or two?
#113234 (489)
<bunny> i thought NZ was bad
<bunny> you go to a US news site, and its like.. the same but like 10x bigger
<bunny> we have like one person accidentlly drove of a cliff
<bunny> they have three busloads drove off a cliff, when the driver of another car got out a machine gun and blew them to crap
<bunny> alllllllllways gotta be better eh?
<bunny> all followed by a penguin riding a tricycle
#113264 (207)
tempest666_10913 *DING DONG*
<§kÌÑõfë/¡£420_46157> You're not a Jehovah's Witness, are you?
#113297 (174)
<aen> I look somewhat akin to a pensive crackwhore waiting for cock suckage, vexed that it hasn't come to pass.
#113308 (370)
<Gayo> Welsh phonetics baffle me.   <Zaratustra> That's how the Welsh managed to survive.   <Gayo> And that Welsh VERGEr wasn't much help either.   <vecna> "Lets go conquer the Welsh city of ....  er, fuckit.
#113319 (657)
<Ratzilla> I rest my cake.
#113333 (566)
<Zaratustra> I am an agnostic Jehovah's Witness. I knock on people's doors, but I'm not sure why.
#113365 (240)
<Gayo> vecna was a swarthy pirate?   <McGrue> Indeed.   <McGrue> He has to mark 'Other' on the census, and fills in "Pirate: Swarthy" in the supplied field.
#113367 (28)
[2:22p] quits.. YT[Ping timeout]
[2:24p] joins.. YT
[2:24p] (Orion) wb
[2:24p] (Phae) wb
[2:24p] (YT) you know when you get real excited and accidentally pull out a plug?
[2:24p] (Phae) haha
[2:24p] (YT) with your toe
[2:24p] (Phae) yeah
#113403 (35)
<Wonderland> uhoh.   <Gayo> ?   <Wonderland> i seem to have glued 2 of my fingertips together with superglue   <Wonderland> like..seriously.   <Wonderland> i cant get them apart   <Wonderland> OW   <Wonderland> nm   <Wonderland> ican
#113409 (151)
<Radien> I give up. The PSO server is repremanding me like an angry Jewish mother-in-law played by Mike Meyers.