#111587 (380)
<tetsu2051> i wish i knew where my keyboard was..
<tetsu2051> oh ya...
#111642 (600)
Tim Cline: im to lazy
Azu: so lazy that you can't but the second 'o' in too
Tim Cline: indee
#111648 (94)
(@DarkJedi) i hate when people IM you for no reason
(@DarkJedi) i hate talking about nothing
(+chumpman) unless they are hot girls
(+chumpman) then it's like
(+chumpman) keep talking bitch, and maybe I can get inside your pants
#111649 (68)
SlapsterMcFlash: you know what
Phatpandas: what?
SlapsterMcFlash: if you shake your penis long enough, some juice comes out of it
Phatpandas: some women drink that, i heard
SlapsterMcFlash: ewww..who drinks pea?
#111791 (9)
<mibi> my sheets are so come stained and crusty its like sleeping on a crumpled origami blanket
#111805 (687)
<netw3rkd> i was going through my parents dresser and found a sock full of weed and took some
<netw3rkd> oh shit my mom is behind me
*** netw3rkd has Quit (Connection reset by peer)
#111835 (462)
*** Ettin|Succubi is now known as Moses
<Moses> /part #oceans
#111854 (-7)
CTCP VERSION reply from Khaled: eggdrop v1.6.15
#111872 (476)
<siruv> FUCK!
<siruv> FUCK!
<pussydog> wats wrong?
<siruv> i just sent an email of porn pics to a friend
<siruv> got the email addy from my address book
<siruv> but "dad" is next to "dave"
<siruv> i chose "dad"
<siruv> didn't realise till after it was sent
<siruv> FUCK!
#111888 (331)
-!- Hella has joined #hithere
<Hella> yo
<Hella> screem
<screem> hi hel
<Hella> yo set me Op
<screem> nah I won't
<Hella> why not?`
<Hella> you did before man
<sceem> yeh ... that was BEFORE you kicked everyone out becuz they didn't want to talk about their sexual fetishes
<Hella> Hey! I kicked them becuz they were swearing like don't-know-what - and they KNEW this is an PG-13 channel!
<screem> yah, sure
<compL33Tly> what r u guyz up to
<Hella> THEY DID SWEAR! I JUST KICKED THEM BECUZ THEY WERE SWEARING AND YOU KNOW I HATE SWEARING!
<screem> forget it bro
<Hella> NOW GODDAMN IT I WANT TO BE A FUCKIN OP BECUZ I THINK I CAN HANDLE THEM COCKSUCKING CUSSERS! OP ME BITCH!
-!- Hella has been kicked from #hithere (Reason: No Cussing allowed)
#111996 (16)
<gothdaria> i'd suck on a dick longer if the guy didn't have hair
#112010 (514)
<sampson> rad, that link crashed my browser in the middle of booking a flight
<sampson> EXCELLENT
<sampson> THANKS!
<aves2k> sorry if your browser doesn't support new Internet technologies
<aves2k> like JPG
#112015 (175)
<aNuBiS-> Italians got it made
<aNuBiS-> The luxury of being tan, the convenience of not being black
#112029 (237)
--- Hairball is now known as t3h_h0r5|3
<Enos_Shenk> teh horse?
<t3h_h0r5|3> horsie
<t3h_h0r5|3> lmfao
<Enos_Shenk> hah
<Enos_Shenk> no man
<Enos_Shenk> thats not leet
<Enos_Shenk> this is leet
>>> You(Enos_Shenk) are now known as my_l1ttl3_p0ny
<my_l1ttl3_p0ny> PHEEEEER
<youm0nt2> you mean ph34r
<my_l1ttl3_p0ny> oh yeah
#112032 (585)
<Vamp_Boy> Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.
#112152 (48)
<IrCmOnKeY> if i had a girl she would have to be all into svcd-ts
#112174 (159)
(Omnicronx): i overclocked my penis and it caught on fire
#112326 (82)
<@Lathiat> mmm http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6714208%255E15306,00.html
<evilgoat> who cares?
<evilgoat> http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6710527%255E1702,00.html
<evilgoat> now thats news
<BenZor> rofl, this in an IT/ISP Geek channel
<BenZor> ipV6 vs Monkeys go on rampage.... and monkeys win.
<evilgoat> hell yeah
#112373 (825)
<railor> then there comes this really hot nurse chick and i like get an instant hard-on
<railor> she asks me if i'm ok and leaves. i tell to myself "what a fine piece of ass!" so i grab my dick and start whacking off like mad
<HaiFlick> so you've started jerking off to that nurse after you had been drunk like hell and woke up in the hospital?
<railor> yeah, but then suddenly a woman next to me started crying really loud. i couldn't see her due to the curtain though
<HaiFlick> lol
<railor> turns out it was my wife
#112614 (323)
<Shuichi-k> I learn something new everyday
<Shuichi-k> whether it be about norse religion or how far a man can stretch his ass
<Shuichi-k> ah, irc
#112686 (197)
(oscarb) so uhm
(oscarb) a/s/l
(session_xo) 52/f/thailand
(oscarb) marry me
(session_xo) why?
(oscarb) because i like orange juice
#112807 (622)
<Costilled> "I run Linux." T-shirts
<Costilled> availible in sizes L to XXXXL
#112863 (222)
(ravnos) im 'ol schoo'
(misfit_) just because you computer is 7 years old and you have a dialup doesnt make you oldschool :P
#112974 (168)
<HL|Batman> Sorry,
<HL|Batman> Trick or treeters.
<HL|Batman> I had to hide bodies.
#113017 (970)
<hobbit> hey dude... are your ears burning?
<Dude> no
<hobbit> Ah... damn... I need to tweak my voodoo doll then.
<hobbit> Feeling any groin pain?
<Dude> heh no
<hobbit> hrm.... How about a scratchy throat?
<hobbit> something simple..
<Dude> nope
<hobbit> bah... the Book of E-Vile said this would work...
<Dude> i disabled remote access in controll panel
<hobbit> hrm.... that might be it.
<Dude> ya gotta be secure
<hobbit> hrm... lemme try something else... ::invokes the mighty god Hastur:: HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR!
<hobbit> Anything now?
<Dude> hmmm... i read uf nope
<hobbit> you missing your eternal soul?
* Dude checks
<Dude> it sez under properties it was never installed
<hobbit> bah
<hobbit> Now I have Hastur sitting in my living room demanding an eternal soul... and I'm fresh out..
<Dude> nice knowing ya