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(148)<Blue> yeah, a copy of it was found in a desert <Blue> the guy turned it into the newspaper or something instead of doing the right thing <Blue> which of course is ebaying it #107296
(29)<Fembot> what did one "racing stripe" in jitspoe's toilet say to another one? <Fembot> "are you alright? you look a little flushed." #107298
(348)<Xenophon> I was talking to this really cute girl, when I was on a walk with my parents. I hadn't seen her in years. After exchanging university experiences, I asked for her ph # and my dad jumped out of the woodwork and said "I'll memorize half of it for ya!" #107303
(112)<GaNja> anyone here good at setting up video cards? <Blue> nope, im horrible at it myself, so bad in fact i dont even havea video card <GaNja> oh <GaNja> that sucks #107304
(759)<Zimbu> heh, the ad bar on fark speaks for itself... <Zimbu> "1000s of naked women on your desktop! NSFW!: 18 comments" <Zimbu> "Revenge Lady- My story of complete and utter humiliation: 8 comments" <Zimbu> "i saw a turtle: 1136 comments" #107307
(239)<Borgus> How does one go about becoming an op? <Fembot> kneepads, a dark room, and a strong stomach #107311
(297)<basschimp> sitting down in a kilt is easy. after the first few times. <Yardbomb> Heehee <Yardbomb> lol <Ant-> after the first few "AWW SWEET JESUS MAN"s? #107314
(189)<+Jasper> SourceX, its because of people like you that they put up signs that say "Please don't touch the animals" in zoos <+Jasper> -P <@SourceX> i wouildnt do it with other ppl around anyways <@SourceX> the signs are pointless #107324
(487)<dragondyne> doritos are just as good though <dragondyne> but the residue on your hands SUCKS ASS <Mog116> yeah <dragondyne> you need gloves to eat them <AvaLance204> Yes doritos mess up your hands <shadow> I don't mind the residue <Mog116> dorito residue sucks dragondyne> they should come with a pair of latex gloves <dragondyne> they would sell more <shadow> I usually eat chips when I'm not using my hands <shadow> er <AvaLance204> :o <shadow> you know what I mean <AvaLance204> lofl <dragondyne> wtf <shadow> when I'm not using my hands for anything else <Mog116> what <shadow> ah crap <shadow> screw it <dragondyne> do you stick your head in the bag and rotate or something #107325
(-7)<@ott> i work with a guy who has zacklee <@ott> his breath smells zacklee like his ass #107329
(214)<Cyber_Akuma> They REALLY want to make dying in the game realistic <Cyber_Akuma> The pc insantly locked up when i died #107339
(16)(Kixx^) Where can I download internet ? (@Osc) Kixx^ goto http://www.irchelp.org/download for info on getting files of any kind via IRC. Kixx^) *lol* #107346
(201)<Devilmouse> help!!! <Devilmouse> * Yam invites you to join #gay <Devilmouse> i joined and they wont let me back out #107351
(305)<stealth_> my brother downloaded cm4 from kazaa <stealth_> and... it went pretty well for him <stealth_> he had been playing for about 1½ hours <stealth_> then this message pops up. <stealth_> "had fun? well fu you and go buy the game you warez haxx0r" <stealth_> then the game crashed :) #107354
(344)<nylint> a pedophile and a little girl were walking into the woods <nylint> and the little girl said 'these woods are scary at night, mister' <nylint> and the pedophile said 'you're scared? i have to walk back alone!' #107355
(432)volsung> *Sigh* jack> sigh what? volsung> Talking to my mom again. volsung> I tried to explain that job #1 is modeling the effects of the solar wind on the Earth's magnetic field and that my advisor's model wasn't working at all. volsung> Her immediate response was "Well, that's because you aren't taking into account the effect of consciousness on the charged particles." volsung> I did not know how to respond to that. #107359
(397)||RoGuE||: yesterday, my sister came to me and asked me where were my parents, and she smelled like beer ||RoGuE||: and i said... Minni, by the smell of your breath i can tell you have been drinking ||RoGuE||: and then she said... well, by the smell of your breath i can tell you have been sucking cock [StOrM]: what did you do rogue? ||RoGuE||: i brushed my teeth ¬_¬ #107362
(871)<||RoGuE||>: yesterday, my sister came to me and asked me where were my parents, and she smelled like beer <||RoGuE||>: and i said... Minni, by the smell of your breath i can tell you have been drinking <||RoGuE||>: and then she said... well, by the smell of your breath i can tell you have been sucking cock, you bitch! <[StOrM]>: what did you do rogue? <||RoGuE||>: i brushed my teeth ¬_¬ #107363
(1020)(@Nick^) we were about to start an important exam yesterday (@Nick^) and the male teacher says "any mobile phones turn them out and put them on the desk at the front" (@Nick^) and my friend questioned him about whether it was necessary to put it on the desk at the front, blah blah (@Nick^) then the teacher walks down the row of people to check, and says to my /other/ friend, "Is that a mobile phone in your pocket?" (@Nick^) and my friend turned round and said "No he's just pleased to see you" (@Nick^) I almost got kicked out for crying with laughter #107364
(970)<Analogy> I haven't taken a shower in days. <Analogy> DAYS. * silentjoe backs away from analogy <Analogy> My hair has so much oil in it, Bush is gonna invade it next. #107367
(141)* djenk feels like his energy has been completly drained out of him * muiredach pumps energy back up in djenk <muiredach> ooops, that was the airpump ;-) * djenk now feels listless and bloated too ;/ #107371
(714)<NekoGuy> Oh my fucking god I'm 16 years old, engaged, with a 2.0 average planning to make a career out of politics, I spend my entire day on IRC, looking at porn and fantasizing about a race of catgirls that will never exist. <NekoGuy> IT JUST FUCKING HIT ME. * NekoGuy kills himself #107373
(289)< kriptik> !sites < BassBoy> !sites < kriptik> !geeks-in-g-strings < BassBoy> !nude-animals < kriptik> !greasy-ewok-bitches < BassBoy> !underage-gerbil-sluts < kriptik> you win :( #107374
(88)<eXa|The_Professor> my grandpa invented cheez-wiz <eXa-r|SirHump|NS> sweeeet <eXa|The_Professor> no i'm just screwing with you #107380
(264)* Rask says AHEM extremely loudly. * Blasphemy gives Rask a cough drop. <Denise> SARS! :o <Chickita_Banana> lol * Denise passes out masks. * Rask sticks it in his nose and says AHEM again. <Chickita_Banana> a cough drop in your nose? * Denise watches it shoot out of Rask's nose and hit Chickita in the face. <Denise> Maybe it's a nose drop. <Chickita_Banana> lol * Chickita_Banana throws it at Denise * Denise gets it lodged in her throat. <Blasphemy> o.o * Denise does the heimlich on herself. <Blasphemy> Denise. * Denise lives. <Blasphemy> You're wierd. * Denise spears Blasphemy. * Denise drags him to her igloo. * Chickita_Banana watches <Blasphemy> Plz don't rape me >_< I'll do anything!