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#107128 (143)

(Mountain): i'am the mountain where u all ppl fight and fight to climb on me
(AndyDev): breasts?

#107130 (274)

[PaleMoon] Video killed the radio star
[PaleMoon] which is fortunate.. cos radio porn never really caught on

#107136 (191)

<MattC> i gotta input like a foot high pack of paper into a computer
<xerent> omg... fold it carefully and use the floppy drive?

#107137 (472)

<ab0mination> Snow White has been sacked by Disney Productions. Apparently she was caught sitting on Pinochio's face singing "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies".

#107162 (228)

<ChaosBob> somebody needs to write an irc client that makes chat text look like source code
<ChaosBob> for when your boss walks in the room

#107168 (639)

<TripleRach> Hmm classical music isn't good for it at all
<MiraiMatt> No classical does not blast
<TripleRach> I can't like open my windows and yell at my neighbors "HOW BOUT SOME BEETHOVEN MOTHERFUCKERS"

#107173 (310)

<Rogue> You can have quit messages?
<Rogue> I always try and rejoin real fast to read it but i always miss it
<Rogue> Im getting closer

#107179 (180)

[16:50] <slammes> you know that the difficult part is not to avoid porn. that is easy. but to say no to your own dick

#107185 (147)

<Jaz> every playboy playmate 1955-2002
<chrissy> in your house? shit! that's a lot of boobies!
<Jaz> hehe
<Asmodeus> yeah, but they're models, 5 ice cubes and a roll of toilet paper and you can feed the lot of them for a day

#107188 (482)

#107189 (217)

<pkmk> fuck i'm in wordpad now
<pabegimas> programming with wordpad? wow that's really bad
<pkmk> actually wordpad is very good for programming - you can set the font what you want

#107196 (221)

* Mike0ne sneaks up quietly and has sex in Jarrith
<cakemix26> just ackt up
<Jarrith> MIKEONE HAS HERPES
<Jarrith> oh god
* Jarrith runs away
<Jarrith> that was badly timed

#107233 (697)

<eva> hey guys, guess what im eating right now!
<Ed> big black cocks dripping with pearly semen.
<eva> starts with a 3
<Ed> three big black cocks dripping with pearly semen.

#107240 (21)

<[M4X]> CASEMODDER this isnt about me or who has your underwear. This is about me and the fact youre not wearing any underwear.
<[M4X]> :)
<CaseModder> get away from ma ass u queer
<[M4X]> lol
* CaseModder puts some boxers on
<[TFF]monkey> hands on balls, bums on walls lads
* [M4X] opens secret passage in wall
<[M4X]> MUHAHAHAH
* CaseModder puts on chasity belt

#107245 (4)

<WorkLord> nasa uses both systems
<WorkLord> on martian landers
<WorkLord> hehe
<Luigi30> That's why all our stuff explodes
<Luigi30> Especially shuttles
<Luigi30> and Mars landers
<WorkLord> ITS OK EVERYONE
<WorkLord> HES BACK TO STUPID
<WorkLord> armageddon averted
<Luigi30> in Soviet Union, shuttles explode YOU!
* Luigi30 runs around farting
<Luigi30> Yay! I'm stupid!
* Luigi30 explodes leaving a jagged black mark on the ground and some smoke
<Dave2> YAY!!!!

#107248 (230)

<Aury> O.o;; You all have to wait longer for movies to come out?
<leckie> Well yeah... sometimes.
<Aury> What is that, some sort of backwater hell of a town?
<leckie> It's the UK Aury.

#107249 (832)

<01@peregrine> Then a great item, the 24 Hour Bukkake Semen of Moe Nishimura
<01@peregrine> -- poor Moe-chan has men blowing their wads on her as she goes about her
<01@peregrine> daily life, brushing her teeth, sleeping, going to the bathroom, and so on
<01@peregrine> dude that's bukkake i'd consider watching
<01@peregrine> the comedy
<01@chesed> I think that'd get annoying when you're doing your daily activies and random guys are blowing their load all over you
<01@chesed> it'd prolly be the worst day to do laundry
<01@chesed> "I just fucking cleaned that! FUCK!"
<01@peregrine> you'd need an allstar male crew
<01@peregrine> with precision aim
<01@chesed> haha
<01@chesed> matrix load-blowing
<01@peregrine> i'm just imagining like
<01@peregrine> guys hidden in the bushes and shit, as she walks by
<01@krelian> that's what happens in 24 hours bukakke
<01@krelian> they like bust out of the closet
<01@krelian> and it's a hit and run cum
* peregrine rolls
<01@spider-hime> hahah
<01@krelian> girl walks into the bathroom
<01@krelian> and dude blows his load
<01@peregrine> they need to just go all the way
<01@peregrine> and have some chick being tormented by a clan of bukkake ninjas
<01@krelian> *girl walks down street*
<01@krelian> *ninjas out of bushes*
<01@peregrine> hehe
<01@peregrine> totally
<01@krelian> *ninjas blow load*
<01@peregrine> then DISAPPEAR
<01@krelian> <girl> what the hell was that!
<01@spider-hime> STEALTH BUKKAKE
<01@krelian> *girl walks down street*
<01@krelian> <girl> omg it's raining
<01@Perrin> *camera pans to roof of building*

#107256 (392)

Substitue Teacher> Alright class. Here's the next question. Spain was divided into what? Hint, Canada has these.
Dane> Umm... Canadians!
Kyle> ... Provinces you idiot...

#107257 (845)

<JakeD> My fingers are so fucking big that I'm all like "apjps0-3" just trying to type the word "hi"
<Winter> wow, i bet you're a hit with the ladies.
<JakeD> Yeah. "Hi, I'm Lisa." "apjps0-3" "....Fucking freak."
<Winter> i was thinking IRL, but i suppose you're more clumsy there?
<JakeD> That was an IRL example.

#107262 (296)

* cuba has joined #uplink
<cuba> hoi all
* Dave2|Laptop bans trade with cuba
* Luigi30 arms cuba with missiles
<KeaponLaffin> Luigi30: hey now, no bay of pigs

#107273 (316)

(?) kullen- (~WTF-kulle@as8-1-2.am.g.bonet.se) enters #lesbian
CoulomB: turn around
CoulomB: no lesbians here.
(?) kullen- (~WTF-kulle@as8-1-2.am.g.bonet.se) leaves #lesbian
CoulomB: all gone, big lesbian fire of 96.

#107283 (191)

<KnacK|WorK> oximoron of the day "Microsoft To Teach Undergrads About Secure Computing"

#107288 (149)

* jitspoe had forgotten how time consuming modeling is
<spdif> keep your clothes on jit. no matter how much money they offer you

#107292 (732)

<[GUNr]J0E> hahahah ive gotten laid more than jit
<jitspoe> I'm saving my virginity for a female

#107294 (176)

<Calrathan> well, I'm screwed
<Calrathan> not gunna get this work done
<Fryth> irc to the rescue!
<Calrathan> yay
<Calrathan> it doesnt fix your problems...
<Calrathan> but it sure makes you forget em